Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes
A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself. In the clouds so I'm told Joined September 2009-
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Baby Christians know Oh Where is My Hairbrush. Those of us who are mature in Christ know every word to The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Baby Christians know Oh Where is My Hairbrush. Those of us who are mature in Christ know every word to The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Morning! Finally woke up feeling almost okay. Still stuffy. Still coughing. But it’s improving. FINALLY! Easy classes today! Planning on doing very little back home just to keep recovery going.
Talked C into watching Muppet Treasure Island. I haven’t seen this in AGES!
It has been an afternoon, y’all. First, this gorgeous injured stray who has been wandering town the past week decided he liked me and set up shop on my front porch. As we waited the 40 minutes for animal control to come pick him up (I’d keep him, but poor buddies back legs are…
The might Mississippi is high today!
This little dude was pissed! Did not pick him up due to his agitation
I am forever shocked that I grew up in a generation that was convinced “you can’t legislate morality” in spite of the fact that…. 1. You can. 2. Almost all laws are legislation of morality. Murder, theft, fraud, etc. 3. To say that “you can’t legislate morality” is the…
Whenever I see “dating” or “relationship” discourse on here, I am left wondering if anyone participating in these conversations is falling in love or if everything is supposed to be transactional, sterile, and formulated. Too many people overthinking it
Post a picture of you with long hair Been ages!
“Seriously?” I say, in the most cutting and dismissive tone possible, clearly teaching my car’s alarm a lesson as it goes off unexpectedly
I'm a left-wing Jew. I've never been to Israel. I've abhorred Netanyahu for years. I've always wanted peace to prevail. And here's how 7/10, yhe war, and the way "peace protestors" have changed the way I see things permanently.... (1)
I’m here. My cold is awful. I’m living on coffee and cough medicine. But I’m here. Stupid asthma turns every freaking sniffle into bronchitis. 🥺
So close. The semester is almost over… and I have so much to grade.
I just taught my Mum the little lyrics to Little Bunny Foo Foo. Somehow she missed this song! So now C is enthralled with bopping field mice on the head.
I’m 42 and I’ve never seen the Grand Canyon
C: Life gets harder when you’re older. Me: What? Where did you hear that? C: no where, just my brain. Me: … some things get harder when you’re older, but some things get better too, so it’s worth it. C: Really? Me: Really.
She’s a terrible retriever, but definitely not taking her to the gravel pit.
She’s a terrible retriever, but definitely not taking her to the gravel pit. https://t.co/wj9xHVT8JD
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Drain, pat dry, warm to room temp, cook however you want. There are endless combos/recipes but the general idea you have down now so you can experiment with it. Might even venture into brining's cousin pickling and some advanced stuff like brisket & homemade pastrami. Have fun e/
When time is up, drain and rinse the meat so there isn't any brine on it. Why I use this container, it seals and has a spout so I can drain, refill, rinse, and drain again without touching/cross contamination here. If you go old school just wash your hands & anything you touch 8/
Stick it in the fridge. This container seals, if yours doesn't make sure you put a tray or something under it, raw chicken water sloshed out in your fridge and kitchen is not good so avoid it. Again, a turkey needs all night, this doesn't. An hour a pound is a good rule here 7/
To make sure you don't get a chunk of non-brined meat I use a saucer to ensure submersion, and this is a measure container with spout and multipart lid that saucer fits perfect, so it all works out. Use what you got the best you can. Don't have to be religous about it 6/
Little bit of warm lets the meat open up a bit then suck in the brine as it cools, which is the whole point here. Once completely mixed and cooled immerse your meat, move it around so there aren't any pockets/touch spots and make sure enough brine to completely covered 5/
Now in addition to mixing you need to heat this to get it happy. Some folks boil their brine, especially once you start adding fresh herbs and such, cool it off, then use. We don't need a full boil here so tap hot or quick microwave will do it. You want warm, not cooking hot 4/
This is like 2lbs trimmed out so only need a light brine for a few hours. Very simple; salt, sugar, apple cider vinegar, water. Roughly ratio you want is 1 cup salt to 1 gallon of water, a 1/4 of sugar to salt, 1/4 of ACV to sugar. So, 1 cup salt, 1/4 cup sugar, 4 tbls ACV. 3/
Im using chicken breast here, courtesy of my cousins farmstead in Mt Nebo, WV. But almost anytime I'm cooking chicken or pork and certain fish I'm going to brine it if I have time to do so. THIS DOES NOT WORK WITH FROZEN. Dethaw first if frozen, then do proceedure. Trim fat 2/
It has been brought to my attention that some of you stark raving heathens are not brining...for shame. Let's get your lives together and explain brine.🧵. For our purposes this is bare basic brine, master it then add flavorings & such once you get the building blocks down 1/
I’m the meanest mom because I’m making the teenager eat the dinner I cooked for him after he spent money he didn’t have to buy PopEyes he didn’t need because he wanted fried chicken.
Ivy League kids asking for Humanitarian Aid is the epitome of privilege. “We haven’t eaten in 4 hours and the only water comes from drinking fountains!”
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