MisfitsPolitics @MisfitsPolitics
No rules. No pants. BYOB. In Bob We Trust. #MisfitMischief Fridays 9pm EST | FB/IG: misfitspolitics | Contact/Submissions: [email protected] | they/them misfitspolitics.com 'Merica Joined March 2016-
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J.R. Holmsted @JHolmsted
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The Gormogons @Gormogons
16K Followers 3K Following Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
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16K Followers 1K Following You can resolve to live your life with integrity. Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me ~Solzhenitsyn
Amy Curtis 🇮🇱 @RantyAmyCurtis
22K Followers 11K Following RN, Mom, Catholic, girlfriend. Conservative rage curator. | “Republics get the governance they deserve, and no better.” | Dulcius Ex Asperis
Stacey @ScotsFyre
37K Followers 7K Following “Only Jesus can save you & everyone sucks” - Andrew Klavan on politics. Writer at @PJMedia_com & Cohost to @RowdyRick73 for “Whatever” Wed at 7PM EST on KLRN.
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
24K Followers 12K Following Chronically fabulous. God girl. Handmaiden of the patriarchy. Wavy haired queen of leggings. Professional badass. Commies suck. #TeamIronWill אני עומד לצד ישראל
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
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Deebs @DeebsFLA
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G @stevensongs
15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
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Artist_Angie: Sensei .. @Artist_Angie
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Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟�.. @WaltzingMtilda
25K Followers 5K Following Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
Tandy @dantypo
22K Followers 5K Following “Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
Wontonimo Bae .🤍. @wontonimobae
2K Followers 2K Following There’s only one me. This is still it. No, not even that one. Still not sure, see highlights. #DFS #Disinformation #OSINT #Comms
Big Papa King @bnlking
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Marc Cocteaustan @Igor_Cocteau
526 Followers 500 Following Strange travel plans are dancing lessons from the gods
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Dr. "Tex" Mike @oltexmike
231 Followers 186 Following Just some old guy making fun of stuff while I sit and judge. #MisfitMischief I strive to be as great as @tugboatphil , Zelda started it.
Rex Heard @HeardItOnTheReX
84 Followers 83 Following reX marks the spot. Nobody knows @iamgnurr like I do. We finish each other's band jokes.
MystressMinx @Mrs_Kitty78
625 Followers 1K Following Street smart, but still naive. I'm just here to be entertained by the people I follow. Mom of 4 (3 boys) so life is crazy. Tabaxi/Ailuros. In 😍 with @dewhatnow
Political Sock @politicalsock
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Judianna @Judianna
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Science-George @Science_George
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Boo @IzaBooboo
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M @MLostandFound
2K Followers 3K Following 🌷 Love life. but overwhelmed with life’s responsibilities, Bearded. 🇺🇸.NSFW occasionally. #fuckcancer
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Heather B @BoulwareH2
4K Followers 698 Following Life gave you lemons? Get on Twitter and bitch about it. #NotMAGA #SepsisSurvivor #Prolife #TransLebenese
TJ @RestoreHonor
761 Followers 2K Following Proud Texan. Conservative. Christian. Not a guy. Not into guys. They are not mutually exclusive. #RollTide 🐘
Mario @NerfFries
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Shrimp Poboy @jNOLAmetangere
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Plaidypus @Plaidypus07
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HarambeActual, WebMD @JuanEpstein67
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Absolut Rate Limit Ex.. @Absolut_Boston
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dubs @mrbigdubya
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Kyle Beckley @Kyle_Beckley
6K Followers 3K Following We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged
Josh Hampton @jsh97p
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RM1EVO @WaTxCa
364 Followers 294 Following
Grateful Calvin @shoveitjack
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ryuge @0ryuge
7K Followers 6K Following After all, there is no meaning to the Patriarch's coming from the west.
Rex_Tudor_Coup @iamgnurr
660 Followers 786 Following No. But I know a guy. Your long lost pal LRex. “Men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their passions forge their fetters.” - Edmund Burke
Mr Bo The Cat @MrBoDaCat
532 Followers 657 Following Just a nobody who will passive aggressively poop in your shoe
AmErican @Flipper628
5K Followers 4K Following Man Centric Guru according to @Jackalopes_inc … And she knows things!!!
Just JJ @blueorchid1977
10K Followers 3K Following Joey’s girl 🖤 Foul mouthed, feisty and all out of fucks to give. Not here for your bullshit so get rekt.
JR Kanuth @JrKanuth
2K Followers 979 Following 1. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. 2. You have only one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can’t.
YAF @yaf
155K Followers 922 Following Young America's Foundation inspires students to become bold advocates for freedom on campus. The Foundation also preserves the Reagan Ranch.
Pam D @soirchick
2K Followers 2K Following New beginnings-I used to be @LifebytheCreek, but now I'm just me. #GoBraves #GoDawgs
Mike Out Yonder ~ Gad.. @MikeOutYonder
593 Followers 489 Following • Swashbuckling Nomadic Hillbilly Adventurer • I Didn't Take You To Raise • Try Being Kind • America Rocks 🇺🇸 People who say they are fun are not fun.
Aaron @A_A_Ron_314
679 Followers 1K Following Wholehearted Catholic and Conservative college kid. Love all Chicago sports, the Badgers and Hail State! @KLRNRadio @TheRedWhine
Barb Goode @barb_goode
41 Followers 93 Following Married to the most wonderful man in the world! God guts and guns made this country great! CONSTITUTION IS ETCHED IN STONE! Pronouns: FJB/F OFF #1A #2A PRO LIFE
Mike stands with Isra.. @TruckYouToo61
2K Followers 3K Following #IStandWithIsrael🇮🇱🇮🇱🇺🇲🇺🇲 #GoBruins #FJB CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE, NOT REPUBLICAN ANYMORE! GRIZZLED OLD RETIRED TRUCK DRIVER! #RollTide #RingTheBell
SoothingDave @SoothingDave
2K Followers 2K Following Catholic, Constitutional Conservative, Pedantic, Yinzer Engineer.
Bob Hoge @Bob_Hoge_CA
1K Followers 236 Following Pronounced like "rogue." @RedState front page contributor and copyeditor, proud dad. Blue Devils fan, sadly also a longtime Chicago Bears sufferer.
NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful
1K Followers 1K Following I used to be Scarily Cheerful. I'm Not Quite As Cheerful now.
Kate H, Springtime Li.. @katep08
817 Followers 1K Following school librarian, champion of literacy, PT Ref Lib @ public lib., married lady, dairy allergic, owned by black cat Peep. All tweets my own
Michele Blood @BloodBrief
1K Followers 964 Following Person on a mission. Words in @TheBlaze, @FoxNews, @FDRLST, @TownhallCom, more. Libertarian-ish | Panpartisan gadfly | Drone pilot | Metaphor mixer
Vincent Charles: Roi .. @YesThatVCharles
7K Followers 5K Following “May I invite you to dine with me tonight? And it will be my pleasure and indeed, my privilege, to tell you my story… such as it is.”
@jcampbell46549 @MisfitsPolitics Disclaimer: depends on the girlfriend
@MisfitsPolitics “Irregardless” Right to jail.
@MisfitsPolitics This was even my favorite character.
@MisfitsPolitics I once offered a gentle private reply to a yahoo personals ad where a woman wrote “Don’t waist my time…” but she doubled down on the homophone. I sincerely wanted to help her to not look uneducated. Mistakes are easy, but if you can correct, why not?!
@rlg100619 @MisfitsPolitics Nailed it. You can't even tell your girlfriend that when she's sleeping. That "calm down" goes straight into her dreams, snaps her awake with her head spinning around like the girl on the Exorcist and then here comes the screaming.
@MisfitsPolitics Free *reign Data *is “The hoi polloi” “The El Niño”
@MisfitsPolitics SPECIAL NOTE: If you CAN say this to your girlfriend? Marriage material.
@MisfitsPolitics Want a bone? #MisfitMischief #NoRules
@MisfitsPolitics WE’RE OFF TO OUTER SPACE WE’RE LEAVING MOTHER EARTH
@MisfitsPolitics Does the Trump Train make a stop at this converstation?
Gotta keep all that sand out of your craw
Favorite childhood cartoon! #MisfitMischief
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@MisfitsPolitics Actually, probably just the beautiful quiet sounds of nature around me.
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