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Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞. gormogons.com Castle Gormogon Joined December 2009-
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Watching The Green Mile on AMC and they just ran a commercial for a urinary health supplement, hats off to whoever came up with that ad placement
Yeah, that's not the great thing you make it out to be. We have actual rights on this side of the pond.
Yeah, that's not the great thing you make it out to be. We have actual rights on this side of the pond.
@bonchieredstate Imagine if he threatened a Democrat
@greg_price11 Why does nobody ask how a guy can be "all-state" in football, and also unable to serve in Vietnam because of asthma?
Rx I'm fine with Fried Chicken Ice Cream Sandwiches and our current healthcare system.
Rx I want to see if our followers are the same, is the Earth spherical(ish) or flat? foxnews.com/sports/travis-…
CZ These are the same people, 230 years later, pitching camps on college campuses.
The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes buff.ly/3Ua8s0M
Joe Biden is about three days away from claiming he helped Jews escape persecution as part of the French Resistance.
RX We were once a proper country.
Lane Kiffin trolls Caden Prieskorn, Jaxson Dart over losing game of pickleball - On3 on3.com/college/ole-mi…
GP People who are like “NFL players shouldn’t wear those new helmet toppers because they look dumb” are, IMO, missing the larger point about preventing concussions and hopefully CTE. Plus they’re voluntary.
Welcome to protest season, where the cause changes but the tactics stay the same azcentral.com/story/opinion/… via @azcentral
RX Depeche Mode, back in the Vince Clarke Era. Speak and Spell remains my favorite DM album.
Imagine spending your weekend at a Hamas encampment instead of at a field party doing keg stands
RX Weirdest ICD 10 code of the week: Z72.53 - High Risk Bisexual Behavior. I don’t want to know, do I?
‘health equity’, a class so crucial and important to force would-be doctors to take that they are embarrassed by its contents and will punish anyone who publicizes them
‘health equity’, a class so crucial and important to force would-be doctors to take that they are embarrassed by its contents and will punish anyone who publicizes them
The British have discovered superior American autos and aren’t sure what to make of it
The British have discovered superior American autos and aren’t sure what to make of it
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Chivalry?
Girls want 1 thing and it starts with a C
This is like peak white privilege. Go out today and tap a police officer on the head and see what happens lol
Here’s that Professor of Economics who was arrested at Emory university and everyone seems to think is some poor victim of police repression. Caroline Fohlin ADMITS she hit a police officer on the head. Even professors are not allowed to assault cops. Yes, even professors.
3/ In France, from 1793 to 1805, one week had 10 days The 7th day, traditionally a holiday - “holy day” - became a typical week day. An attempt at secularization Every 10th day was made the rest day. John Adams called this change "superficially frivolous" and "coarsely vulgar"
@Gormogons "MY "free" healthcare system would cure Fried Chicken Ice Cream Sandwiches!"
@Gormogons I'd ditch Obamacare, but other than that I'm good.
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@Gormogons @3YearLetterman I think Bulldogs have a couple SEC crowns too
Nice.
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Oh fine, now with Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph
@ingelramdecoucy I'm thinking Benny Hill theme, big time.
It’s been a couple weeks since I got my knee injected with stem cells. I start physical therapy in a few days!!! 💪🏼
I just got a bunch of Hatch Green Chile powder up my nose and now I’m seeing visions of myself leading New Mexico on an intergalactic jihad. Kull wahad!
This isn’t about supporting Trump, it’s about freedom of speech. And the UK is slowly but steadily whittling away at their citizens freedoms in that regard.
Which is part of the reason why we cherish that little victory of ours.
In the UK, if you walked outside an active court case in which you were the defendant and called it a "rigged trial" like this, your feet wouldn't even touch the ground on the way to jail
Oops!
University of Washington anti-Israel encampment postponed over lack of diversity trib.al/1MBymps
@trippwhitbeck @greg_price11 I like his Lacrosse story better. That he had to pick between being a football star and being Lacrosse star in HS. Only problem is that his HS didn't have Lacrosse until 30 years later.
Who is a character that you're slowly turning into?