CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E
AZ girl. Mom of 5. Likes: politics, sports, 🐶, comedy, true crime. Dislikes: Commies. Love child of Ron Swanson & April Ludgate. I block with reckless abandon. Texas, USA Joined January 2009-
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He literally looks like a robot 🤦♀️
He literally looks like a robot 🤦♀️
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The four Communist activities: Infiltrate Agitate Desecrate Confiscate The three Communist targets: Family Religion Property
This 🧵 is 🔥 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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PRISON x.com/billboardchris…
Sir Charles’ San Antonio bashing will never get old. And I actually like San Antonio! 🤣🤣🤣
Sir Charles’ San Antonio bashing will never get old. And I actually like San Antonio! 🤣🤣🤣
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“My son Beau was killed by a banana allergy”
“My son Beau was killed by a banana allergy”
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Red rover red rover all you fuckers are going to jail New one doesn’t rhyme
Red rover red rover all you fuckers are going to jail New one doesn’t rhyme
Sadly, no. This is how pathetic she is stone cold sober.
Sadly, no. This is how pathetic she is stone cold sober.
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I believe that all college students, regardless of their political views or whether they want to protest or just focus on their studies, should be beaten and imprisoned.
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The hardened look of a man who’s just spent 9 months on the "inside.”
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Can’t imagine where “pro-Palestinian” campus activists got the idea to use children as human shields.
Can’t imagine where “pro-Palestinian” campus activists got the idea to use children as human shields.
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