Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney
Raising the roof on workers’ compensation claims since 2008. 131 LSAT. Top 85% of my class at John Marshall Law. [email protected] Joined December 2023-
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@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman I knew Brad was good, but I didn’t expect this. He’s being copied in Springfield MO.
Brad, el abogado de compensación de trabajadores, es el mejor en el negocio y está a punto de internacionalisarse.
Brad, el abogado de compensación de trabajadores, es el mejor en el negocio y está a punto de internacionalisarse.
If yore not following Cousin Brad, then you are missing out on hot take legal advise such this. Follow him and thank me later.
If yore not following Cousin Brad, then you are missing out on hot take legal advise such this. Follow him and thank me later.
@mikevolpe @KassyDillon Thankfully @beyondreasdoubt and @BradWCAttorney teamed up to both get him an acquittal and some workers comp benefits
@3YearLetterman @HoggyLeeJ @BoardGeniuses @NickAdamsinUSA @JoelOsteen Currently spitballing ideas for my new billboard. Thanks for the inspiration, Coach!
The greatest injury attorney billboard ever conceived
@HoggyLeeJ @BoardGeniuses @NickAdamsinUSA @JoelOsteen Let’s not forget @BradWCAttorney and those seeking compensation for work related injuries (even if they don’t have a job)
I’ve seen this same reaction in a court room after @BradWCAttorney raises the roof.
I’ve seen this same reaction in a court room after @BradWCAttorney raises the roof.
@BradWCAttorney Sheep use google, those who know use Askjeeves
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I’m happy to share the password with anyone who wants it (for a small fee). If I need to do legal research I just use Ask Jeeves or @3YearLetterman’s World Book Encyclopedias.
I’m happy to share the password with anyone who wants it (for a small fee). If I need to do legal research I just use Ask Jeeves or @3YearLetterman’s World Book Encyclopedias.
Doesn’t matter because Trump has a secret weapon on his legal team. See if you can spot it. Hint: there will be a lot of roof raising.
Doesn’t matter because Trump has a secret weapon on his legal team. See if you can spot it. Hint: there will be a lot of roof raising. https://t.co/5Fmld2C1Fr
@BradWCAttorney got me out of an 'operating livestock while under the influence' charge that no other lawyer would touch. Let Cousin Brad free you with his touch as well. For a fee.
@BradWCAttorney got me out of an 'operating livestock while under the influence' charge that no other lawyer would touch. Let Cousin Brad free you with his touch as well. For a fee.
Not having a job will never stop me from taking your workers comp case.
Not having a job will never stop me from taking your workers comp case.
@3YearLetterman @BradWCAttorney Every time I drive by John Marshall Law School, I honk twice for Cousin Brad. They’re gonna hang a 2.5’ x 4’ Vista Print vinyl banner recognizing his accomplishments one day.
Despite the best efforts of the haters, losers, and waterbed financers, i now have 460k followers. That’s more than the entire population of Canada But today, I have one request - follow my Cousin Brad the workers comp attorney - @BradWCAttorney for the hottest legal takes
Unfortunately, @SHRM delisted me after I got hammered at one of their conferences, gave an unauthorized presentation on the best ways to fake injuries at work, and then aggressively raised the roof as I was being thrown out.
Unfortunately, @SHRM delisted me after I got hammered at one of their conferences, gave an unauthorized presentation on the best ways to fake injuries at work, and then aggressively raised the roof as I was being thrown out.
@beyondreasdoubt @KatiePhang Are we sure Katie went to law school? You can say whatever you want during your opening and the other side can’t do anything about it. Usually I just raise the roof for a few minutes until the judge starts to look annoyed and then I give the jury the finger guns and take a seat.
The Supreme Court needs an experienced workers comp lawyer now more than ever.
The Supreme Court needs an experienced workers comp lawyer now more than ever.
Today is the Lord’s day. And if you love Jesus, then you should be following another great American - @BradWCAttorney He’s dominating the workers comp market with his punch cards
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3K Followers 2K Following Clemson University Alumnus. To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift. There is no tomorrow.@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman @mikevolpe @KassyDillon @beyondreasdoubt FREE UNCLE GARY!! FREE UNCLE GARY!!!
@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman That is why you should always carry 2.
@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman Respect. I have a Blackberry strapped to my ankle whenever I go out. You can’t be too careful.
@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman How the hell does someone operate in today’s day and age without a pager?
@KeithOlbermann @nytimes Kurt- suggest you consult counsel before disclosure of non-public NYT subscription info on this platform @BradWCAttorney has litigation experience with numerous HIPPA defendants and is highly recommended by @3YearLetterman
@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman Zip tying her hands is a pro move though. Prevents her from raising the roof on him, which would have been devastatingly embarrassing in a public setting.
@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman @mikevolpe @KassyDillon @beyondreasdoubt Sounds like a workers comp case if you ask me
@3YearLetterman @lindayaX Does @BradWCAttorney know any good* accountants? *meaning effective not ethical
@3YearLetterman After you see the big clock thing and that Tahoe, the only other tourist spot over there is our new Beefs. @BradWCAttorney must have rented it while he chases ambulances on the other side of the road
Outstanding technique for engaging with a linebacker and moving him out of the way to open up a hole for your running back. Lift him off his feet if he tries to slip away 10/10
@Jgaakarla @RepMTG Only the ones where it was difficult to find a vein
@martin_westall @theJeremyVine Is a nappie what your grandfather wore when he surrendered at Yorktown?
@optionsmafia1 @BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman Saw the new sign Brad! Looking good!
@optionsmafia1 @BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman Easy to spot a fraud when they don’t mention their MySpace
@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman I knew Brad was good, but I didn’t expect this. He’s being copied in Springfield MO.
@3YearLetterman @AlinaHabba Incredible. @BradWCAttorney wouldn’t have let this get past him. Embarrassing.
@VinKohl @NickyPerkss @3YearLetterman Nobody and I mean NOBODY tells uncle Gary when or how to wear clothes. He has beaten public nudity charges countless times, thanks to @BradWCAttorney. It’s not worth charging him anymore
@Ria_Martin The same grade I got in high school English