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BAMBI MEETS GODZILLA is a 1969 student shot by Marv Newland. It was listed 38th in the book The 50 Greatest Cartoons.
Truth 👇
Is this a fireable offense for the lady that cleans my house? (J/k)
I always laugh when these mock drafts a year out list anything other than a QB with the #1 pick. There have been 6 non-QB 1-1 in last 20 years
I always laugh when these mock drafts a year out list anything other than a QB with the #1 pick. There have been 6 non-QB 1-1 in last 20 years
I liked this
This is true. I used to be like this. I realized it was stupid. The Eagles were great.
This is true. I used to be like this. I realized it was stupid. The Eagles were great.
Go to Buc-ee’s so I know it’s real
Go to Buc-ee’s so I know it’s real
Ok. You can have my money
Ok. You can have my money
This is a bad idea that could only come from Jerry’s brain attempting to deflect from an inept offseason
This is a bad idea that could only come from Jerry’s brain attempting to deflect from an inept offseason
Alito just described the criminal justice system
Alito just described the criminal justice system
I always thought the model work & the ship effects in this film in general were garbage. The action & bug effects made up for them
I always thought the model work & the ship effects in this film in general were garbage. The action & bug effects made up for them
In-House Stuck in my House retweeted
My favorite genre of meme is people unknowingly kidnapping coyotes
I’d like to know how much pot Tucker has smoked in the last year & I am pretty sure it is more than the rest of his life combined & also a lot.
I’d like to know how much pot Tucker has smoked in the last year & I am pretty sure it is more than the rest of his life combined & also a lot.
Consultant with fake experience? Seems par for the course if you ask me.
Consultant with fake experience? Seems par for the course if you ask me.
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Happy Perfect Date Day to those who celebrate (with a light jacket)
@InHouseSecret Hey! I resemble that remark & it was my dorm room!
Once again in NYC for meetings - always a pleasure to be here, even if I'm not staying in Queens like usual. Walk-blogging to come.
This is perfect. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zach Edey doesn't need a ladder to cut the net down 😂
@J_Dot_J @dfwticket Currently sitting in my car waiting to hear DMB.
@InHouseSecret @yooty Your compensation is a coupon for a free small fries.
@RMFifthCircuit Because then you may stop reading their note and read the source document, I bet
@inreGray My sister just bought a Toyota RAV4 plug in hybrid. She got solar panels too for her house. She loves that almost all her driving is powered by the sun (50 miles battery plug in). She loves the car too. Peppy.
@InHouseSecret Still a perfect post bar pit stop!
@InHouseSecret The good news is my training as an in house attorney helped me with this restraint on the home front because I have worn my teeth down gritting them hard to keep me from telling my company “I told you so” when they ignored my advice.
@LawyerCat_ I'd fire that client, stat.
@gokpkd I'm only taking this job if Laura Olson is my assistant and I get some new countertops.
Ladies and gentlemen? We did it. The greatest community note of all time.
It needs to be said: Sydney Sweeney's boobs are not that big slate.trib.al/btHr8IN
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