chid @CHIDSPIN
A big shot Patagonia bro. I use a chainsaw—manly as hell. I’ve never been horny online. I hate bio and all other sciences. Host of @RoundingDown. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rou… United States Joined December 2013-
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I see we’re speed-running to Kent State II by the end of the week here…
Ken Griffey Jr had 172 Home Runs by then, what’s your point
Ken Griffey Jr had 172 Home Runs by then, what’s your point
This sucks
Mr. Beast simply has to meet his match…Ms. Beauty
The Phantom Menace is returning to theaters this weekend and my kids have never seen any Star Wars media. Do I take them to Episode I?!?!
At the end of Band of Brothers, Winters says: Lew Nixon had tough times after the war, but in 1956 he married…and it all came together for him It took 11 years to get straight. Ever feel like things won’t get better? Remember Lew Nixon. Extend yourself some grace. It takes time
Beal gets traded and Quentin Mayo is banished to Mexico?
A cool thing that’s happened in my lifetime is we seemed to acknowledge that women are subjected to insane and arbitrary beauty standards and then turned around and said, “I’ll bet can give totally normal-looking guys crippling dysmorphia too!” Well done, everyone.
Incredibly deserved. If you haven’t seen this yet, check it out.
Incredibly deserved. If you haven’t seen this yet, check it out.
I have made it home from France. More will be revealed on a Tour De Chid episode of Rounding Down at a later date
They kicked me outta France because I flipped off the Eiffel Tower and said the Olympic mascot looks like a blood clot and said that the French language has too many letters you aren’t supposed to pronounce in every word
the genius of The Righteous Gemstones is that "Uncle Baby Billy" is one of the most beautiful strings of syllables in English
Everything is like 3 to 5 Euros. What do you pick?!?!
Caramelized onion chips? This really is the happiest place du monde or whatever idk
Americans are confused by this but it’s simply a misunderstanding of a British slang term for Arsenal fans. It’s like how in the states we call all Dallas Cowboys fans “wankers”
Americans are confused by this but it’s simply a misunderstanding of a British slang term for Arsenal fans. It’s like how in the states we call all Dallas Cowboys fans “wankers”
Sent from Lyon, France mind you!!!!
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 2K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
big n’ate 🐛 @Nateorious10
2K Followers 4K Following How Did This Get Made? Researcher / @NatenDeanStream
Katie Britt’s Actin.. @somanybadtweets
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You Know Who Else @thebestSSE
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JP the Sweetie @JP_Pumpkininny
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You sent your own pos.. @HGTVontheRadio
918 Followers 528 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_
567 Followers 2K Following Running for Deputy Comptroller of Paola, KS
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Van @VanTheBrand
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rubdirtinit @rubdirtinit
631 Followers 516 Following Invented the +1 at deadspin and created the When's the draft bit.
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan
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BB @bologna_brain
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Shawna Munding @MundingShaw
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Rendy | Ultiverse⚡�.. @potsx28
1 Followers 56 Following Comedy King with a Crypto Twist 👑💸 | Spreading laughter in a decentralized world | Merging the punchlines with blockchain lines.
Jared Pesto @highflystai
34 Followers 503 Following never end a sentence with a preposition. not a bot. #twinja
spooky and wistful (P.. @SirSethamusII
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Feyded Rathsta @TrillKirby
73 Followers 138 Following Dr. Will Kirby is the greatest BB player of all time
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Erica_BC @EricaBC479189
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SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash
14K Followers 8K Following Survivor. Banned for sharing music that is accessible on YouTube. Born during a Ramones set. 🎶 I was a surfer I had a skateboard backup: @surfskatethrash
Valentina Lapuz @ValentinLapu
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Juliana Kerne @JulianaKer61644
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Melanie Secretary Jet.. @JetblueMel30589
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Amani Hunderlach @AmaniH93257
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Lush Rimbaugh @apple_knam
151 Followers 320 Following Just trust me, okay? Chef of security. @nicojay.bsky.social
Madilyn Fuson @madilyn11476
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Myrle Amolsch @amol_myr
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Barbara @barbara_powers7
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Fabi619 @Fabiola619
663 Followers 5K Following Love doesn't try to prove you wrong, It meets you where you are & Loves you right there! #mom #family #boss #blessed #myboys #life #health #realtor #herb
Let's Legalize Wiscon.. @LetsLegalizeWI
532 Followers 1K Following Join 'Let's Legalize Wisconsin' in our journey to a greener future! Advocating for responsible cannabis legalization. Together, we will! #LetsLegalizeWI 🌱🔑
South Shore BoyZ Podc.. @SouthShoreBoyz
390 Followers 940 Following @TylerSwainsLife @pukenightdan @logieobie @skipseasoned Three comics from Boston hurling insults at friends and fellow comics thus proving we are not gay
Lina Matin @MatinLina46648
545 Followers 5K Following My name is Lena, 36 years old. I love swimming, diving, horseback riding, skiing, golfing, tennis, playing the piano, drawing, reading.
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 2K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
big n’ate 🐛 @Nateorious10
2K Followers 4K Following How Did This Get Made? Researcher / @NatenDeanStream
Katie Britt’s Actin.. @somanybadtweets
557 Followers 586 Following Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer & Rapa Scrapple evangelist; The Good Place: https://t.co/xsX3wuV2GS; Discord: brewmatic
You Know Who Else @thebestSSE
497 Followers 380 Following Every fave and RT is a full and complete endorsement, as well as a binding legal contract.
JP the Sweetie @JP_Pumpkininny
2K Followers 4K Following Public Service attorney providing free legal assistance to low-income Marylanders. 75% tweets about cooking and my Frenchie.
You sent your own pos.. @HGTVontheRadio
918 Followers 528 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_
567 Followers 2K Following Running for Deputy Comptroller of Paola, KS
StuartScottsEye @StuartScottsEye
978 Followers 380 Following Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.
Van @VanTheBrand
6K Followers 4K Following (Van Robichaux) | Screenwriter (@fistfightmovie, @brooklyn99) | Founder @van_labs | Minion Wrangler @illumination
rubdirtinit @rubdirtinit
631 Followers 516 Following Invented the +1 at deadspin and created the When's the draft bit.
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan
12K Followers 3K Following Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Insta: normcharlatan
dropchris1000 @dropchrismurphy
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MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP
593 Followers 966 Following
AW 💫 @AlwaysWinning1
1K Followers 5K Following JD Power #1 ranked twitter account in Initial Quality - All tweets are inspired by the '92 Dream Team
AK Lingus @aklingus
6K Followers 2K Following Call me Icy Clive, King of the Sky. Shouts to @Classical. Opinions are mine alone. My poetry's deep, I never fail. He/him. Avatar by @Lubchansky.
LA NOUBA BOYS @lanoubaboys
228 Followers 7 Following @bugmanetv and @scottgairdner host the only weekly show about La Nouba, the Cirque Du Soleil show at Downtown Disney Orlando (1998-2017)
Charlie Potatoes @TepidButterASMR
5K Followers 986 Following host of TepidButterTonight parody/satire legally binding!
BB @bologna_brain
57 Followers 65 Following
Toni Charline @Tonicharline
1K Followers 92 Following
Todd Spence @Todd_Spence
54K Followers 9K Following Talkin bout movies 🎥 WME/Grandview⌨️ sketches for sale
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet
4.5M Followers 793 Following National Insider for NFL Network and https://t.co/NIVZ6FPz0E. Husband of @thebanktress. Made seven cameos in the movie Draft Day.
spooky and wistful (P.. @SirSethamusII
263 Followers 393 Following
SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash
14K Followers 8K Following Survivor. Banned for sharing music that is accessible on YouTube. Born during a Ramones set. 🎶 I was a surfer I had a skateboard backup: @surfskatethrash
South Shore BoyZ Podc.. @SouthShoreBoyz
390 Followers 940 Following @TylerSwainsLife @pukenightdan @logieobie @skipseasoned Three comics from Boston hurling insults at friends and fellow comics thus proving we are not gay
Edward Hopper @artisthopper
105K Followers 258 Following Edward Hopper was a 20th century American realist painter and printmaker. #artbots by @nuwaves_future
Jack @jackrkelly
551 Followers 5K Following
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554 Followers 659 Following 1. Peaked during the Eisenhower Administration -- 2. * **** ** **** -- 3. HFSAY?
TJ @YouKnowMe72
582 Followers 1K Following Sports, Movies, Aviation, Reality Show Expert, Theme Park Addict and Auto Enthusiast...Bucs, Steelers, Rays, Heat and The Florida State University #VoteBlue
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586K Followers 971 Following The original and only Footy Scran. Posting scran at the football. DM’s are open for new photos 📸 [email protected] for contact and questions!
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1K Followers 2K Following leftist shrew. hand-holder for your final moments. don’t cross picket lines. 🏳️🌈 she/her, fuck TERFs
Surrender Index @surrender_index
34K Followers 5 Following Determining just how cowardly every NFL punt is, quantitatively. A project by @shackoverflow. Based on an idea from @jon_bois.
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1K Followers 874 Following I have hollow bones -- you know, like a bird. We've met before.
alex @morelandwriter
3K Followers 1K Following writing about television. previously @NationalWorldTV @Yahoo @MetroUK @RadioTimes @DigitalSpy @FlickeringMyth he/him [email protected]
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978 Followers 647 Following If I'm not at a concert I'm probably knitting in my pajamas. lol 🧶🪡
kremminem @bleepstakes
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Sid Financy @SidAndFinancy
742 Followers 1K Following Look out honey ‘cause I’m using technology • under-the-influencer • 95% post-consumer waste
adrian @crawf34
3K Followers 1K Following I stand behind mine, everything I do I’m a man behind mine
Mr. Chau @Srirachachau
79K Followers 2K Following I love scary movies, westerns, and cool good dogs. Friend to all except the villains. I write comedy and make cartoons. My tweets are okay
real daddy @biggyab_
56 Followers 63 Following
Fanny Craddock's mois.. @Lil_KPop_Katze
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Cow Lover Community @cowlovercommu
450 Followers 1K Following Welcome to Cow Lover Community We share daily #cow contents Follow us @cowlovercommu
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264 Followers 174 Following extremely consistent person who likes bad culture, good breakfast, & all basketball. (you probably know me better on my pseudonymous main account.)
Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau
5K Followers 4K Following From Louisiana to the world. Mostly food & dog pictures. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman. Tweets are mine. #DVATailgating
jesse the Tree @jessethetree401
968 Followers 1K Following 🌲 Strange Famous Records … Rhode Island emcee.. 1/2 sleepingdogs ..hit me at [email protected] for features/beats/shows
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3K Followers 2K Following Freelancer, member Television Critics Association. May or may not be notable. Writing at @heavysan, @variety, @popsugar, @EW, @collider.
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Grandmaster B-Hud @The_Yodacat
2K Followers 473 Following Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher.
The r/BillSimmons Pod.. @rBillSimmonsPod
8K Followers 6K Following A podcast discussing Bill Simmons, the BS Pod, podcasts, sports media and more. Find the show on Apple & Spotify and be sure to visit r/BillSimmons
Seppita Mobile @SeppitaMobile
1K Followers 533 Following More bars, more talk, more Any Family Anywhere Minutes? Sounds like a #NoBrainer.
Last night I encountered a travel site that used a Mon-Sun calendar to select dates, but the back end logic was reading it as a standard Sun-Sat calendar and kept booking me for the wrong dates. Flawless system. (I gave up and booked directly with the hotel.)
wow, who gives a shit
My parents once told me that, on a holiday in Europe, the tour guide asked the group where they were from. The non-Americans mentioned their country. The people from the USA mentioned their state, taking the USA as a given. I've never forgotten that.
@CHIDSPIN Yeah man. Thats perfect. Let em figure it out for themselves. But watching it brand new in the theater would be badass. Then watch the rest over the next couple months
@CHIDSPIN Did you slam the door open to his bakery and deflate his Soufflé? “Sacré bleu!!”
@CHIDSPIN YUP. There's one I've been to in Mpls that gives you a time limit! Like...I promise you if you let me continue visiting w/my friend we will keep ordering beverages & we both tip well.
@CHIDSPIN I think also being polite, chill, & low-maintenance goes a long way.
@CHIDSPIN Same experience when I went 11 years ago. Everyone was nice. I tried to speak French, but ppl mostly wanted to practice their English. Had 1 guy get mad because I pronounced "soy" for soy milk in the Spanish way by accident.
@CHIDSPIN i had a guy like that at the coolidge last week. don’t even need to go to france.
@CHIDSPIN it surely was not made for 16-year-old me LOL
@CHIDSPIN as in “lemme buy those tickets for you brother, you gotta 🤙”
@CHIDSPIN I saw Ep 1 in theaters with my dad and it was great
If you're one of those "don't be too excited this is MN sports after all" kinda people please stay the **** away from me. It's okay to have fun! Nobody gets on a rollercoaster & immediately gets sad because the ride is gonna end. You put your hands in the air and enjoy the ride.
Trying to give @BCBSAssociation an obscene amount of money thru the healthcare marketplace and their Angular form is just clearing itself every time I hit “submit” rofl Garbage country.
@berstreet I’ve watched that video like 5 times and laugh harder each time through.
Matt Ryan is bland and boring but there is absolutely no way he could ever be as bad as Phil Simms or Boomer Esiason. Addition by subtraction.
NEWS: Matt Ryan is in on CBS' NFL Today, The Athletic has learned. Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason are both out. New story: theathletic.com/5457894/2024/0…
An essay from me therein! 💐
DOGFIGHT (1991), Nancy Savoca’s ineffably bittersweet portrait of youth in the 1960s, enters the collection this week! ❤️ 💿 criterion.com/films/33803-do…
I know I might as well demand that the sun rise in the west, but I think it should be illegal to advertise to children
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