Bellwether Johnson @BWetherJohnson
Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain. Des Moines, IA Joined December 2009-
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“The Password” sighting
Yeah, it was cool seeing the Knicks win last night, but imagine what this feels like for those long-suffering hockey fans of Tobacco Road
Finally, the Stanley Cup has returned home to Raleigh, North Carolina
[Random person on the street] Hey, you look familiar. Do I know you from something? [The Liberty Biberty Guy] I’m The Liberty Biberty Guy
New York’s hottest club is: THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU This club has everything: Mirrored helmets, space lazers, Baby Yoda, Jabba The Hutt’s son Rotta The Hutt, Sigourney Weaver reading cue cards
Royals on pace to lose 100 games
Perfect Rock Dude stagewear: Vintage Isiah Rider Wolves Jersey Norfolk, VA Hooters Tee (Hotline TNT, btw. Fuckin’ rule)
[second Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency]: yeah whatever big fuckin deal
Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.
[Record Label] Your no 1 hit Lightning Crashes has made Throwing Copper go multi-platinum, you have several videos in heavy rotation on MTV, and were voted Band of the Year in Rolling Stone’s 1994 readers poll. What do you have for a follow-up? [The band Live]: Lakini’s Juice
I said to myself: “Is this fuckin LAKINI’S JUICE???”
Just heard LAKINI’S JUICE on the radio
Italia pegó duro hoy. 🤌
Just found out that my high school class’ Leather Jacket Kid (Non-Columbine) died :(p
Same Sad Echo @thebestSSE
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The Mega Millions Win... @StuartScottsEye
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the real RMJ=H @rmj_equals_hero
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Delete MY Account @HamHock42
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AW 💫 @AlwaysWinning1
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Same Sad Echo @thebestSSE
551 Followers 315 Following Every fave and RT is a full and complete endorsement, as well as a binding legal contract.
The Mega Millions Win... @StuartScottsEye
966 Followers 371 Following Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.
stretch 5 at your loc... @HGTVontheRadio
858 Followers 463 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this
MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP
567 Followers 982 Following
the real RMJ=H @rmj_equals_hero
1K Followers 891 Following fanny is a funny word. fanny. pronouns: he/him. you can find me at https://t.co/n6kmrGNeKj
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
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BBAM @sirdiesel
722 Followers 487 Following Bring back rebounds, intimidation, the occasional basket, and awesome haircuts. Bring Back Anthony Mason.
AW 💫 @AlwaysWinning1
1K Followers 4K Following JD Power #1 ranked twitter account in Initial Quality. All tweets are inspired by the '92 Dream Team
girlwonder the gabago... @Girl_wonderX
807 Followers 636 Following i’m fucking awesome. send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. chief justice of twitter and bluesky. “That lady said wiener!”
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
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David Roth @david_j_roth
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Stirrups Now! @uniformcritic
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hotel art thief @hotelartthief
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