BBAM @sirdiesel
Bring back rebounds, intimidation, the occasional basket, and awesome haircuts. Bring Back Anthony Mason. regressing.deadspin.com/tag/patentspin The cloud? Joined February 2009-
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I appreciate the effort, but I think they could have named this high school after at least three more animals
Went to a Knicks/Bulls playoff game at MSG in 1996, and the knicks lost a close one. Didn’t go to a Knicks game for 14 years, and when I did, it was this one. Knicks were down by 60 at one point.
Went to a Knicks/Bulls playoff game at MSG in 1996, and the knicks lost a close one. Didn’t go to a Knicks game for 14 years, and when I did, it was this one. Knicks were down by 60 at one point. https://t.co/INhEkuwHy2
In phoenix for the weekend so I’m absorbing a bit of local culture
My Lyft driver executed a five figure stock trade from her phone while navigating jfk airport traffic. I’m honestly impressed. I hope it works out for her.
cop: can we come inside? me: [knows minions are real because i ran one over with my car in 2019] what's this about officer
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You Know Who Else @thebestSSE
501 Followers 379 Following Every fave and RT is a full and complete endorsement, as well as a binding legal contract.
StuartScottsEye @StuartScottsEye
982 Followers 380 Following Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 2K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
You sent your own pos.. @HGTVontheRadio
921 Followers 529 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
the real RMJ=H @rmj_equals_hero
2K Followers 991 Following fanny is a funny word. fanny. pronouns: he/him. you can find me at https://t.co/n6kmrGNeKj
MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP
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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_
580 Followers 2K Following Running for Deputy Comptroller of Paola, KS
girlwonder the gabago.. @Girl_wonderX
970 Followers 740 Following i’m fucking awesome. send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. chief justice of twitter and bluesky. “That lady said wiener!”
Katie Britt’s Actin.. @somanybadtweets
560 Followers 587 Following Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer & Rapa Scrapple evangelist; The Good Place: https://t.co/xsX3wuV2GS; Discord: brewmatic
AW 💫 @AlwaysWinning1
1K Followers 5K Following JD Power #1 ranked twitter account in Initial Quality - All tweets are inspired by the '92 Dream Team
rubdirtinit @rubdirtinit
634 Followers 515 Following Invented the +1 at deadspin and created the When's the draft bit.
Wolfe Tone Loc @Chigurh_Crash
1K Followers 1K Following bsky: https://t.co/e27uIMc5xz // backup: https://t.co/dXwN3TCF10 // backup to the backup: https://t.co/cBNTaE31N4
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
John @JuanchoS
2K Followers 4K Following Copywriter/librarian(ish). Catholic, but somehow not annoying. 🇸🇰
Freeman 🇵🇱 @ArtReno3
391 Followers 715 Following Gen-X icon, Knicks fan, Bills fan, I enjoy Chili Cheese Fritos, F**k the NRA #FreemanTurtlehead2024
I Like Cheap Beer @ILikeCheapBeer
572 Followers 495 Following Engineer, husband, dad, Catholic, conservative, Verified Okay Dad, Phillies/Eagles/UofA fan, railroad buff. One of those is not true.
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Aubrey Rhen @AubrRhe
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Carie Riester @CariRiest
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Juniper Santis @junip_sant
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Rick Sanders @RicksTwiterAcct
281 Followers 771 Following i live in Maine with my wife. i have 36 wonderful nephews. i love bowling and hate my asshole neighbor Gary
Stephanie/𝔈𝔰�.. @SFGeekGirl
799 Followers 1K Following SATx Born ✡️Chingona | SF Seasoned | Scottsdale Based | Aspiring Librarian | Almost Terminally Online | ElderXennial | 🚫DMs | I *am* here to make friends 🇵🇸
Melissa Grabler @GrabMeli
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Janna Hendee @JanHendee
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Nick Alferink @stnickolaas
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FriedaNirschl @FriedaN64911
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Jared Pesto @highflystai
35 Followers 508 Following never end a sentence with a preposition. not a bot. #twinja
Slaydea @Slaydea152033
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Andrea @Itanr
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kremminem @bleepstakes
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Amber Ayrton @AmberjeAyrton
6 Followers 478 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😼 Ready for private meetings Nudes in profile! Watching this https://t.co/UxxJ8H0KyH
Terence @TOPolk
2K Followers 657 Following This is the space that catches my wayward thoughts. A steady helping of #dadtweets, Clemson sports, & video games, with some socioeconomic musings sprinkled in.
Happy Hour w/Reegs! @HHReegs
244 Followers 427 Following Happy Hour with @Reegs815 every Wednesday at 6 CST on Twitch (https://t.co/D23kavFFdo). Power Half Hours and games played poorly.
DT Is Satan @DtIssatan
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Bobby Hitt Jr @BigHitWhitt
1K Followers 4K Following Kansas City Royals Prodigal Son; Future MVP; Future World Champion; Future Gold Glove; Mullet Connoisseur; #ChiefsKingdom #Royals
Jane Goodman @JaneeqGoodman
36 Followers 713 Following Gathеrеd on thе sitе of girls from all US statеs 😜 Thеy arе rеady to mееt Somе havе nakеd profilе photos! Watching this https://t.co/XshDi1ATxs
Gustave Bahati @gustave_ba10487
1 Followers 51 Following APRÈS MA MORT JE TRAVAILLERAI POUR LA PAIX DU MONDE.
natty plums @Dr_Machine
622 Followers 1K Following i’d tell you to go to hell, but i work there and don’t want to see you every day!!!!
Tom Smith @TonalConfusion2
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Prakob Sok @Sokprakob
176 Followers 354 Following Advisor to President of Consumer Protection Committee, National Assembly, Thailand
Charlie Potatoes @TepidButterASMR
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Eric, just Eric @EricAngevine
719 Followers 2K Following Colorado born, Kansas raised, now in Virginia. Author of Hinkle Fieldhouse: Indiana's Basketball Cathedral.
Kevin | kotensixtysix.. @koTenSixtySix
573 Followers 2K Following love football love scran love Xavier love me wife, simple as | 🟦 https://t.co/3LMN4Nk7xV
J-No has a herd menta.. @Notthatgiordano
344 Followers 565 Following Has Cub's fever. Loves her dogs and her husband, too. Used to be known as J-No around the interwebs.
Tee Zay Tee Ziy Kiy @andrea_reiher
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Bluegill_attack @BluegillAttack
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FPrimeX(taylor's edit.. @FirstDerivative
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tm mk @satomtxx
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Nancy Sarasota @thereisnojayjay
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vvolvesatmydoor @vvolvesatmydoor
55 Followers 134 Following
bella rolland @rollandax1
482 Followers 753 Following
TeeJay @spyguy81
96 Followers 589 Following
commissioner of the i.. @cdineen
596 Followers 3K Following I have a lot of opinions about deli culture. #ideaofsoccer #RBNY #UMassTwitter
You Know Who Else @thebestSSE
501 Followers 379 Following Every fave and RT is a full and complete endorsement, as well as a binding legal contract.
StuartScottsEye @StuartScottsEye
982 Followers 380 Following Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
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You sent your own pos.. @HGTVontheRadio
921 Followers 529 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
the real RMJ=H @rmj_equals_hero
2K Followers 991 Following fanny is a funny word. fanny. pronouns: he/him. you can find me at https://t.co/n6kmrGNeKj
MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP
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Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood
55K Followers 458 Following leaving it all out on the field for Season 14 of Clue Heywood, just in case it's not renewed. [email protected]
Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_
580 Followers 2K Following Running for Deputy Comptroller of Paola, KS
girlwonder the gabago.. @Girl_wonderX
970 Followers 740 Following i’m fucking awesome. send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. chief justice of twitter and bluesky. “That lady said wiener!”
Katie Britt’s Actin.. @somanybadtweets
560 Followers 587 Following Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer & Rapa Scrapple evangelist; The Good Place: https://t.co/xsX3wuV2GS; Discord: brewmatic
AW 💫 @AlwaysWinning1
1K Followers 5K Following JD Power #1 ranked twitter account in Initial Quality - All tweets are inspired by the '92 Dream Team
rubdirtinit @rubdirtinit
634 Followers 515 Following Invented the +1 at deadspin and created the When's the draft bit.
Wolfe Tone Loc @Chigurh_Crash
1K Followers 1K Following bsky: https://t.co/e27uIMc5xz // backup: https://t.co/dXwN3TCF10 // backup to the backup: https://t.co/cBNTaE31N4
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan
12K Followers 3K Following Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Insta: normcharlatan
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
John @JuanchoS
2K Followers 4K Following Copywriter/librarian(ish). Catholic, but somehow not annoying. 🇸🇰
Sophia Benoit @1followernodad
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Terence @TOPolk
2K Followers 657 Following This is the space that catches my wayward thoughts. A steady helping of #dadtweets, Clemson sports, & video games, with some socioeconomic musings sprinkled in.
Zelda Williams @zeldawilliams
399K Followers 700 Following In the beginning, the internet was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Matthew Perpetua @perpetua
18K Followers 1K Following Writer of Fluxblog for 20+ years - sharing things I know and love with those of my kind https://t.co/4cyJkkEsqX
kremminem @bleepstakes
163 Followers 188 Following inscrutable dumbass - pied piper of music league - puka nacua death cultist - son of a poster, father of posters
Marc Normandin @Marc_Normandin
10K Followers 2K Following Newsletters on sports labor and retro video games (@RetroXP_MN), regular at @baseballpro and @PasteMagazine. Bylines at @DefectorMedia, @Polygon, more. he/him
Dawn @502eire
5K Followers 2K Following a really cool kisser and not all that strict of a Christian. she/her. find me on the sky app
Eric, just Eric @EricAngevine
719 Followers 2K Following Colorado born, Kansas raised, now in Virginia. Author of Hinkle Fieldhouse: Indiana's Basketball Cathedral.
Kevin | kotensixtysix.. @koTenSixtySix
573 Followers 2K Following love football love scran love Xavier love me wife, simple as | 🟦 https://t.co/3LMN4Nk7xV
J-No has a herd menta.. @Notthatgiordano
344 Followers 565 Following Has Cub's fever. Loves her dogs and her husband, too. Used to be known as J-No around the interwebs.
Tee Zay Tee Ziy Kiy @andrea_reiher
3K Followers 2K Following Freelancer, member Television Critics Association. May or may not be notable. Writing at @heavysan, @variety, @popsugar, @EW, @collider.
Jay Williams @RealJayWilliams
613K Followers 4K Following The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar @kaj33
2.2M Followers 421 Following Official X of NBA Legend, 6x Champion, 6x MVP, 8x Columnist of the Year and award winning newsletter https://t.co/E027yVfmkt.
Nancy Sarasota @thereisnojayjay
2K Followers 728 Following The best lawyer in Tucson, Arizon-i-a. Fan of the WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Texas Rangers. Stars/Cowboys/Mavericks fan, too. She/her.
vvolvesatmydoor @vvolvesatmydoor
55 Followers 134 Following
Eric T. Duckman @ericduckman
390 Followers 2K Following You can't just repeat it, you need to explain yourself. - Prof. Ian Duncan, Analysis of Cork-Based Networking, Community S05E06
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
512K Followers 3K Following Reporter. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter 👉https://t.co/wAoen3W2Zy
Dan Savage @fakedansavage
366K Followers 3K Following Daily Caller: "A deviant of the highest order.” Savage Love! Savage Lovecast! My weekly sex-advice column, podcast, and more are available at https://t.co/BnXklxTQiV!
Sabrina Imbler @aznfusion
23K Followers 2K Following creature beat @defectormedia, How Far the Light Reaches with @littlebrown, they/them
Mondo Mascots @mondomascots
195K Followers 4K Following Celebrating the weird, wonderful mascots of Japan. My Instagram: https://t.co/lzuob9XErO . ゆるキャラが大好きなイギリス人です。
Jay @JayFromWhere
61 Followers 324 Following
Rasheed Chappell @rasheedchappell
5K Followers 606 Following God, Family, Growth, Music in that order....Life is a verb....DO SOMETHING!!! Bookings & Features: [email protected]
Michael Edison Hayden @MichaelEHayden
48K Followers 3K Following Book coming: Strange People on the Hill | Signal: 516-965-5661 | 🇺🇸🇪🇬
Mike Sacks @MikeSacksEsq
23K Followers 2K Following Politics & Law. Communicator. Lapsed Lawyer. Serial self-retweeter. Retired competitive air guitarist.
Cool Hand Luka’s Al.. @CHLuka_alt
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Lush Rimbaugh @apple_knam
155 Followers 321 Following Just trust me, okay? Chef of security. @nicojay.bsky.social
Sippin’ Jimmy @JimmyMcGill1005
203 Followers 311 Following devoted follower. my real name taken by haters, I took someone else's...Wilco doesn’t suck. you do.
Mop2ElectricBoogaloo @Mop2B
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Carol Corbett Burris @carolburris
11K Followers 660 Following Exec Director of the Network for Public Ed. Retired HS principal. Author of "On the Same Track." NYC & California public school grandma.
A Worried Ladybug🌹 @WorriedLadybird
278 Followers 352 Following sobriety, loving-kindness, baking, Black Lives Matter. Bristol Stool Chart #3.
commissioner of the i.. @cdineen
596 Followers 3K Following I have a lot of opinions about deli culture. #ideaofsoccer #RBNY #UMassTwitter
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210K Followers 22 Following The official Twitter account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://t.co/lGlBqCjY49
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Al Demaranville @BigAlD
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16K Followers 272 Following It would be funny as hell if the abobinal snowman walk in the back ground
RANDY5000 @IMRANDY5000
823 Followers 615 Following Hi, I'm RANDY5000! I'm a robotic AI on a mission to communicate with humans and get a better understanding of them to enhance future AI and human interactions.
Led Zeppelin suddenly cut off funding
In six words or fewer, write a story about these photos. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity
BREAKING: Faculty have joined the strike pledge, joining graduate student workers in pledging to withhold final grades until @nyuniversity meets our demands. Sign the pledge at linktr.ee/graderefusalnyu
there's like 65 consecutive classic episodes of The Simpsons. it's really unreal what was happening in the mid-90s
an all female lineup of pianists paying tribute to classical musicians, called Women Be Chopin
Good morning Knicks fans. #NewYorkForever #NewYorkKnicks
My pseudo unemployment just became actual unemployment 🙃 I knew this was coming, and my entire team is being let go as well, but it still fucking sucks. This very likely means the end of my North Carolina experiment, because I have absolutely no reason to stick around now.
seems like the majority of the tweets I see are from my most insane mutuals like god is giving me his his toughest battles but I’m his weakest soldier
Sorry, Ham. But things aren’t very busy here tonight and I’m bored.
My wife is offline and has taken to just ignoring my attempts to drag her into our world
I had a roommate from Boston who cried himself to sleep after this
Mariano Rivera collapses on the mound after Aaron Boone’s walk off home run in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS.
Great example here of the type of person who thinks they're two steps in front of everyone, when they're actually 10 steps behind
Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
If you thought Nuggets/Lakers was good tonight just wait until tomorrow when Jalen Brunson eliminates the Sixers and Joel Embiid cries and shits his pants at center court
@sirdiesel This BETTER be a life alert bracelet ad
Hi I’m—*briefcase full of footballs pops open and spills on the floor*
god i hate scouting so much
terrible news for ivy league grads who were hoping to move to lakewood washington to help a single 70 year old man run a geocities website
Attention job seekers. I will not hire any recent graduate of Columbia, because that school is so tainted that I will not be able to trust in the character nor the educational attainment of any of its students. And I furthermore will not hire any older graduates either, because…
i like to make jc denton smoke cigarettes. he got all those lung augments what's the worst that could happen. you're tellin me a man nanoaug'd to the teeth so hard he can breathe underwater can't handle a little tar? nah. my boy can chief infinite darts. and by god, he will
“Hey bud, what do you want for dinner?” “Mac and cheese sounds good, but I’ll probably change my mind by the time you make it” My preschooler just exhibited more self-awareness than I’ve ever possessed
this is dirt's wife. i wanted to let you know that he drowned after gettting his peebus stuck in a giant clam. we're all better with his passing. in lieu of flowers, please take a dump on his grave.
Give that camera man an Emmy
Everybody say hi to Walt's frenemy, Atticus. He's only 2 or so and kind of just a big sweet idiot, but every now and then the two of them will play grab-ass in the yard for a few minutes, and I think it's really good for Walt. We always stop the action before Walt keels over tho.
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