Adam @GreatJobAdam

I am a dragon sitting atop a hoard of unvisited bookmarks and an enormous Netflix queue I might watch eventually. Also, I like to make things. he/him Joined July 2009

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Val Demings @valdemings

4 years ago

Women brought you into this world, and women will take you out of office. #WomenforDemings

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Adam @GreatJobAdam

4 years ago

@boymonster

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4 years ago

@SmuddleBuddy Congratulations!

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4 years ago

@DevenRue @BethesdaStudios @ElderScrolls Beautiful!

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Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit

4 years ago

FISH COP: do you know why I pulled you under

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan

4 years ago

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

4 years ago

every day now we wake up to some insane news story like “Bears are coming out of the sea” or “Supreme Court rules that Draculas can bite throats with impunity” and we’re supposed to just carry on as if things are normal.

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Kimberly Davis Basso kdbwrites all the places @KDBWrites

4 years ago

Take the burden off your partner and get a vasectomy while you can.

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Adam @GreatJobAdam

4 years ago

@patriottakes It's like they say: Cheaters think everyone cheats, liars think everyone lies, and insurrectionists think everyone insurrects.

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Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC

4 years ago

This is how three of these Supreme Court Justices got there: One appointment was stolen from Obama. Another vacancy occurred after Trump worked to entice a sitting Justice to leave. Trump rushed third appointment onto Supreme Court exactly eight days before 2020 election he lost.

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Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders

4 years ago

Overturning Roe v. Wade and denying women the right to control their own bodies is an outrage and in defiance of what the American people want. Democrats must now end the filibuster in the Senate, codify Roe v. Wade, and once again make abortion legal and safe.

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Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison

4 years ago

Picking out baby names for my future state mandated children. 🥰 Do we think there will be too many Weareinhells in one class?

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Adam @GreatJobAdam

4 years ago

@ozzyunc @AllanForsyth @fundersum @GraniteDhuine @hammyinmiami x.com/GreatJobAdam/s…

Adam @GreatJobAdam

5 years ago

Please tune in to my new Animal Planet show, The Cat Pspspsperer.

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Xennaissance Dad @XennDad

4 years ago

This Father's Day tell Dad he's worth a parcel of land, it means a lot

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Adam @GreatJobAdam

4 years ago

@UncleDuke1969 Somewhere, Appleman whispers to himself, "I'm needed. Time to suit up."

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Ben Boven @benboven1

4 years ago

My clothes never shrink in the dryer; only when they've been in storage for six months. Must be a humidity thing.

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Adam @GreatJobAdam

4 years ago

@candyflippin @tacobell They'd be loco to pass this up.

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NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

4 years ago

Bumper cars broke down at the amusement park while we were sitting in them and my 10 y/o daughter captured the moment for all of us, “I guess they’re just bummer cars now.