Lamps @EmRoman74
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Imagine if we could start convicting the people responsible for allowing these pond life mouth breathers to walk amongst us causing mayhem? Zero accountability for this shit.
Nothing special, most English gardens have looked like that this spring.
Nothing special, most English gardens have looked like that this spring.
Saturdays not the same on here without trying to get within the same postcode as one of @Slackenough battlenips.
"You don't know you're b b born. Do you know that things were so hard in my day that people from Bradford used to go looking for work in Pakistan?" Arkwright 1976.
I wonder if they stocked up on throwing stars in the same shops like all the Brit kids did on school trips back in the day because one of those would puncture a dinghy for sure. "Look what you've done now Ahmed."
We got a Beligian Malinois but didn't realise it needed so much exercise. We got a husky but didn't realise they were hard to train. We got a Labradoodle during lockdown but we are now both back at work. Dog homes full of mutts handed over by these fucking spanners. Twats.
The fucking stones on this bint saying "we failed children" after this shit show screamed non stop for harder lockdowns.
The fucking stones on this bint saying "we failed children" after this shit show screamed non stop for harder lockdowns.
I think Poch has left out the whole "pass to someone in the same colour top" bit from his team talk...again.
"Are we there yet mummy?"
Little known fact: St George was actually from Torquay
Andrew Tate has let himself go in the nick. @Cobratate
Andrew Tate has let himself go in the nick. @Cobratate
Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
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Top Tory MP defects to Labour in fury at NHS crisis theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
@EmRoman74 His Mrs must love it now the pigshagger is out the house
@EmRoman74 Deport the Home Office to Rwanda. They are as much use as tits on a fish
UNRWA write political dog shit on tents. There, fixed it.
Rafah sends messages of solidarity to the American students protesting against Israel’s genocide. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@Douglovesbeef Went in with my mum before Christmas and there was a nurse that fat she wasn't walking but pulling herself around on a chair
any person who looks like this has no business giving anyone health advice or medical care of any kind...
What's the French for "cunts"?
BREAKING: Happening now in Paris, France! Students from Sciences Po rise in solidarity for a free Palestine, fueling the global students uprising against Israel’s genocide. “We won’t move! We stay here!” (On bougera pas! On reste ici!) 🇵🇸🔥
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@EmRoman74 There's quite a few that would do it tomorrow.
@EmRoman74 I'm no physicist, geologists or whatever, but those gates won't hold back the apocalyptic tide rise
@EmRoman74 Try the Orkney dialect, sounds like a pissed up Welshman with his bollocks in a mangle.
@EmRoman74 😂😂😂 used to have psychiatrists for this, now they have affirmation councillors.
@EmRoman74 Aye,hard pushed to buy anything without kicking the Chinese shit to the side.