My Name Is Earl@cannock666
Outdated attitudes, language and cultural depictions which may cause offence today. Comedian. Or actor. One or the other anyway. Joined October 2022-
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Absolutely right. The one who stabbed a fellow dinghy rider the other week was just practicing his surgery skills.
Absolutely right. The one who stabbed a fellow dinghy rider the other week was just practicing his surgery skills.
“I welcome this so much that I’ve turned replies off, because I’m a moral coward, and I depend upon certain minority votes. I’ve made no material difference to this man’s terrible ordeal because it might cost me crucial votes from that sensitive community I pander to. But… x.com/i/web/status/1…
“I welcome this so much that I’ve turned replies off, because I’m a moral coward, and I depend upon certain minority votes. I’ve made no material difference to this man’s terrible ordeal because it might cost me crucial votes from that sensitive community I pander to. But… x.com/i/web/status/1…
Kate Garraway shares last poignant moments with Derek Draper, at learning of his £16k a month care costs
To the comments! (Which she’s now turned off after getting massively rinsed).
To the comments! (Which she’s now turned off after getting massively rinsed).
LEGAL NOTICE: Please note my tweets are not to be read in Scotland. It is clear you are all too fragile to understand sarcasm. Who am I kidding, after 15 years of the SNP none of you gap toothed ginger smackheads can read.
Glasgow?
This country is a grotesque shithole. Waves of backward new arrivals have made a mockery of our values for tolerance to the extent Jewish people dont feel welcome or safe here.
This country is a grotesque shithole. Waves of backward new arrivals have made a mockery of our values for tolerance to the extent Jewish people dont feel welcome or safe here.
A vibrating monkey sex arse? My birthday’s only a month away.
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case ?
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case ? https://t.co/HWBJE4Mvn6
The rot set in when they stopped having blue strippers on a Sunday afternoon dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
Captain Kirk isn't available, greatest Captain of all time?
@cannock666 If I was that dog, I would bite my owner's bollocks off, put the bollocks on top of his head, take a photo and put it on the Internet.
Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
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1K Followers 2K Following Father, Grandfather, exRN disabled veteran. Brexiteer, love Europe Hate EU. Right of centre politics. Support Reform Uk@cannock666 Doctors & nurses are able to come here legally. Bring their proof of qualifications and they’ll be employed asap. These muppets never explain why these men throw those important documents away and pay a trafficker. Could they be lying to these muppets?
@MrHarryCole "Got taxth advithe from a taxth exthpert"
@PabloAllelli @timolarch That's because you are a fucking moron.
“My partner works with asylum seekers. She asks these boats full of undocumented young men what they want to do. Everything you can imagine: Reap fat benefit payments, engage in criminal acts and game the system- because all these young men are married with kids and have to send… x.com/i/web/status/1…
Wife: "I don't know why you take the car everywhere? You should use the train when you go to London every week"
Morning, race baiters.
@cannock666 @ANon05136448000 What fucking thought process does someone go through to think it's fine to dress like that? Like Sam Smiths older, taller, eating disordered brother ffs.
@cannock666 I’d fuck her shadow on a gravel driveway
As we near Gesture, I'd like to take time to wish you all a very Happy Gesture. By the way, St. Gesture wasn't English. Oh & Gesture Eggs originate from Mesopotamia.
Good morning, lovely people that live in my phone.!
Good morning, lovely people that live in my phone.!
And yet many are happy and are actively campaigning for these terrorists to stay in control of Gaza? 🤷♀️ Including 100+ of our elected MPs - mindbogglingly naive bunch.
And yet many are happy and are actively campaigning for these terrorists to stay in control of Gaza? 🤷♀️ Including 100+ of our elected MPs - mindbogglingly naive bunch.
The Community Note hit after just 45 minutes
No risk to the public? They stabbed someone...
No risk to the public? They stabbed someone...
@cannock666 @BurnsideNotTosh Humza will buy all the ex-rental properties to house the ppl he likes, ie not the white ones.
Well that hospital visit went less badly than expected... 8 months wait, 10 minutes in, 70 seconds exam, yeah, you're not going to die. Decent bloke at least.
@cannock666 @TalkTV @iancollinsuk Of course I would. In fact why not import another 50 million benefit tourists, take my entire wage packet & the shirt off my back? I don't mind eating grass if it helps "our" NHS 👍