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With the “Vig”, I now owe the cat £20K 😱
With the “Vig”, I now owe the cat £20K 😱
Who plays the parents in your biopic?
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Caravans, you say…..🤔🤔
Caravans, you say…..🤔🤔
I have started following the online Navy SEALS workout routine. It’s OK, but the bucket of fish for breakfast is a bit off-putting ☹️
The same David Lammy went onto celebrity mastermind and when asked, “Who succeeded Henry 8th”? Answered “Henry 7th“ 🙄🙄🙄🙄
The same David Lammy went onto celebrity mastermind and when asked, “Who succeeded Henry 8th”? Answered “Henry 7th“ 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Leaked training video from the elite “U.K. Border force Animal Section” shows highly trained operatives the correct method to stop Albanian horses from entering the country
Leaked training video from the elite “U.K. Border force Animal Section” shows highly trained operatives the correct method to stop Albanian horses from entering the country
Apparently “Terry and June” have been given a “trigger warning” by the BBC. Probably the long lost pilot episode, where Terry comes home early and finds June “Pegging” the transsexual postman (played by Derek Guyler) 🙄🙄
Scientists at Imperial College, have discovered that Meteorologist Jim Dale is massively contributing to global warming by breathing through his nose 😱
And despite not going to public school, smashed the class barrier, by being partial to Bum. 👍👍
And despite not going to public school, smashed the class barrier, by being partial to Bum. 👍👍
'You're openly a knight and there's a very large dragon over there' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
On this day in 1977. The Jam, fronted by Paul Weller released their first single 'In The City', which peaked at No. 40 in the UK charts. Yes, I stole it. No, you fuck off
That terrible panicky moment, when you get your jumper stuck halfway off….
That terrible panicky moment, when you get your jumper stuck halfway off….
Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
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Been taken to task for referring to the jailed West Yorkshire sex predators as Asians. Need to be more geographically specific as it’s unreasonable to blame Sri Lankans or Indians for these attacks. All the convicted were Pakistani Muslims, with many of them related, which…
@JeremyCordite That doesn't sell papers.
Tories never had a red wall. Boris did.
Levelling up has failed working towns like Redcar. Which is why this week the Tory's Red Wall could collapse, crushing Rishi Sunak > Mail On Sunday > dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…
The Cenotaph, was designed in 1919 by Sir Edwin Lutyens. On Sat afternoons it's fenced off & minded by the police from pro-Palestinians. Yesterday, the police covered the Holocaust Memorial Garden which remembers the 6 million Jews murdered in WW2. This is Britain's shame.
Nice of the police to let the pro-Hamas demonstrators use the statue of Churchill on Parliament Square as a storage area for their propaganda placards.
So, under @ken4london - the mayor's "share" of Londoners council tax bill went up +152%. Under @BorisJohnson it went down -11%. Under @SadiqKhan it has gone up +71%. See a pattern? 🤔 Remember that at the ballot box this week. Londoners hit with 71pc increase in charges under…
"When the land is occupied, resistance is justified". I couldn't agree more. When you leaving?
BREAKING HAPPENING NOW 🚨 London 📍 Pro-Hamas terrorist supporters scream “Resistance is justified” Not a Met Police officer in sight. @metpoliceuk @MetCC where the hell are you? Do your job. This needs to end NOW. Via @habibi_uk
@Finn_Mackay It is no part of gay male rights to abolish the word woman or breastfeeding. Stop speaking over and for gay men please
Who plays your parents in your biopic?
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It’s like watching the ‘U’ version of “Don’t Look Now” 🤣