L C Eff @TheReturnOfLCF
Ready, willing, but rarely able. Pianist & Piano teacher... freelance hobby consultant ... used to faff around in law... Allotments & Motorbikes. United Kingdom Joined June 2021-
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It comes to something when you legitimately look at Twitter to see whether World War III has started. Not quite yet, then.
.@primevideouk Well you can bugger off then 🖕
If I make a list, I don’t have to check it twice. I’m just saying.
Beams are beginning to become festive…. Totally normal behaviour for midnight. Please ignore the cobweb. Missed that one…
Good morning Who would be pathetic enough to lock themselves out of their own account ? Please let everyone know I’ll be here for now … 🙄xx
I’m always blown away by how art restorers colour match. This is a superpower I would like.
Goal for this week: I *must* get that Brahms recorded and uploaded. Then I can have my brain back. It keeps playing on a loop at the moment :/
Watching someone build a model boat on YouTube and he’s got trap music on in the background. Seems a bit incongruous :/ Must build a model boat.
To give an idea of the case law, walking with a beret and sunglasses has been taken as IRA symbolism—unsurprisingly, Parliament is pretty harsh and broad in its terrorism legislation. It doesn’t take much
I am one of the few people to have published on terrorist flag law.. I’m also a member of the Flag Institute (though my opinions are my own, and not the FI’s). I am fairly certain the ‘black flag with white shahada’, font regardless, qualifies as support for terrorism.
I am one of the few people to have published on terrorist flag law.. I’m also a member of the Flag Institute (though my opinions are my own, and not the FI’s). I am fairly certain the ‘black flag with white shahada’, font regardless, qualifies as support for terrorism.
One and a half million people have so far witnessed our Capital's police force beclown themselves. Excellent.
One and a half million people have so far witnessed our Capital's police force beclown themselves. Excellent.
Snow leopard mom pretending to be scared when her cub sneaks up on her to encourage them to keep practicing their stalking skills..
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2K Followers 5K Following Just your average person.. British by birth. Hungarian by choice have both values. Non woke, don’t do DM’s, so please don’t bother.@TheReturnOfLCF Same, not too bad, I trust the many and varied hobbies are are going well?
@TheReturnOfLCF Hello lovely man 👋 I often think how you are 🤗
@TheReturnOfLCF When those that run the world want WW3 then it will happen ‼️🤔🇬🇧
@TheReturnOfLCF Missed you. Hope you’re ok. Don’t be a stranger.
@TheReturnOfLCF Good to see you old chap, how goes it?👋
@TheReturnOfLCF Aha, it’s you Elsie Don’t worry, it’s the sabbath, so war can wait til after the golf. Welcome back. You alright?
@TheReturnOfLCF Yes thanks, all good at chez Exile.
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@TheReturnOfLCF @ABRSM @TrinityC_L I am so exasperated by their hands off money grabbing attitude my students now enter themselves so I have no contact, it is easier for me to work to their syllabus but I generally discourage exam work - grade 5 theory leapt up £11 one season, for what??? 🎼😡
The @ABRSM’s decision to charge for physical certificates seems totally unnecessary & unjustified. Access to grades is already difficult enough for many £££ this adds to it. Grade 1 = £56 + £3 for a certificate! For most getting that shinny certificate means everything!
So disappointed at the #ABRSM's plans to abandon paper certificates as standard & instead charge candidates an additional fee. The proposed digital certificate cannot be presented with smiles & congratulations. Many parents struggle to afford the already expensive exam fees.