Spam Fritter @SpammyFritter
I guess this is where I'm supposed to say something clever and edgy? Truth is, I can't be arsed! 🤷🏻♂️ Just here for a laugh and a bit of fuckery! 😉 Clown world, it seems. Joined March 2020-
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Thanks for all the suggestions RE my, 'Can you be intolerant to pork' question yesterday. Had a proper night of it and now feel like I've been kicked by a horse. I'll read through the ones I've missed when I get a chance, hopefully by the pool with a Margarita or three! 👍🏻
Finally I can put some music on, now that I can venture down to the living room without cacking my strides. What a feckin' palaver! 😖 🎶🎵🎸🎹
🚨BREAKING🚨 Due to rapidly running out of bodily fluids caused by today's emissions, I am pleased to announce that the threat level has now been evaluated and reduced from 'Substantial' to 'Moderate'. We're not out of the woods yet, so the Andrex remains in the fridge. Thanks.
🚨BREAKING!🚨 After four visits to the thunderbox we've gone from dead rat or possible kidney, through chip shop gravy and now we're on dirty dishwater with onions in. Therefore the threat level has been downgraded from 'Critical' to 'Substantial' with possible Attack likely!
Aaaaand another one! 🙄
Oh for fucks sake. Nurse!
Can you be intolerant to pork? (Stop sniggering at the back) I had pork steaks last week and had terrible lower abdominal pains afterwards. Last night I had some pork belly strips done in the air fryer and today I'm the same. I never usually get upset stomach either. 🤔
I've just put That New Liam Gallagher & John Squire album on. It's a bit bluesy innit? So far so good! 🤔
Me earlier on! 😂
That's better! Had a nice hot bath, shave and gave the old town halls a good going over! Nowt worse than fuzzy plums, especially as the summer's coming.
Right, I'm outa here for a bit before the gaffer gets the hump.
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@SpammyFritter @therealsiani Oh sweetie, I do feel for you. Traveling when you're recovering from any sort of tummy bug is hard. I expect you'll feel tired so take it easy as much as possible. Just eat small, easy to digest food. I do hope you're better soon so you have a good holiday🤗😘
@SpammyFritter What you playing a bit of Boney M - Brown girl in the ring, to get your groove going 😆
@SpammyFritter do not mistake for flash floor mop wipes .
@SpammyFritter Years back I used to enjoy Gloucestershire Old Spot pork from a local butcher, but it had a habit of going through me. So had to stop eating it ☹️
@SpammyFritter Atleast you got rid before your flight 🙏🙏
@SpammyFritter This sounds suspiciously like a 'Michael Fish' bulletin. 🤔
@SpammyFritter 🤣🤣🤣🔥 care to share I’m drinking wine 🍷 call the fun police 👮♀️ 🤣
@SpammyFritter That puts the timing right. My wife always says Arrow Root biscuits are good but I found them difficult to stick up my arse.😀 Stay on water, Lucozade, and perhaps a bit of dry toast to mop it up. Gods Speed.