محاكاة ساخرة - Muslim Council of Birmingham @droopy_cock
Official twitter of the Muslim Council of Brum- the UK's foremost umbrella body for Muslim-led organisations. Working for the common good. RTs ≠ endorsement. Birmingham. Joined March 2021-
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New series of Citizen Khan’t on the cards. 🏴
Our choice for first minister? Niki-bin-Humza. 🏴
This is progressive Islam, a real man teaches wife to read, he does not deny her education. ❤️
This is progressive Islam, a real man teaches wife to read, he does not deny her education. ❤️
I hear that B&Q are hiring….
Like a modern day William Wallace.
Every cloud etc… now Humza can spend more time with his wife…
Every cloud etc… now Humza can spend more time with his wife…
The reality is that it was a low pitched, booming, wet, sonorous fart, a Brynn Terfal kind of fart, thus indicating he had been using his devils trumpet for sexual pleasure. This is haram.
Good on him! Humza is not giving up Bute house without a fight. It’s God’s will! ☪️🏴 #HumzaYousaf
Good on him! Humza is not giving up Bute house without a fight. It’s God’s will! ☪️🏴 #HumzaYousaf https://t.co/DCf7Fj1nmX
Well this is rather awkward….
Well this is rather awkward…. https://t.co/QzAXPQgwiU
Happy lesbian visibility day.
Sadiq was right to criticise the Rabbi. Mr Khan is an excellent Mayor so there is no other explanation for the Rabbi to criticise him. There is also another issue here, since when has it been acceptable for a Jewish person to challenge a Muslim? This is blasphemy and is illegal.
I still think that my idea of making cigarettes and scratch cards edible is a better one.
I still think that my idea of making cigarettes and scratch cards edible is a better one.
What's this? A comeback via Only fans? 😷
Muslims everywhere stand with Humza Yousaf, he clearly is the victim on an Islamophobic plot. 👊
🎶 Hold me now It's hard for me to say I'm sorry I just want you to stay… After all that we've been through I will make it up to you, I promise to….. 🎶
Because they can.
Because they can. https://t.co/LWTIcNs8lC
@moneillsf @perearagones He looks like he’s about to fondle your norks.
A most beautiful picture of Labour leader Mr Starmer and his assistant, Angela-Bin-Taxdodging, she look real good in green.
“He grabs me suddenly and yanks me up against him, one hand at my back holding me to him and the other fisting in my hair.” "You're one challenging woman," He kisses me, forcing my lips apart with his tongue, taking no prisoners.”
“He grabs me suddenly and yanks me up against him, one hand at my back holding me to him and the other fisting in my hair.” "You're one challenging woman," He kisses me, forcing my lips apart with his tongue, taking no prisoners.”
Ahh yes, young Bobby Sands, he was a proper porker before going on the H plan diet.
Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
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Lord of Adders Black @LeAdderNoire
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Rob Boyd, Esq @AvonandsomerRob
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Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk
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Climate Warrior🐬 #.. @ClimateWarrior7
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An Only Twin @PaulPitt1967
23K Followers 13K Following I could've been a judge, but I never had the Latin... I never had the Latin to get through the rigorous judging exams. They're very rigorous, the judging exams
Trailer Swift (Origin.. @Trailer_Swift69
18K Followers 17K Following If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.
Sir Lefty Farr-Wright.. @GiveUsAQuid
22K Followers 3K Following Not far-right, just not far wrong. Awake, not woke. 'Openly supportive of Jewish people', and anti-'largely peaceful' totalitarian thugs and antisemites.
Silvio Tattisconie �.. @SilvioTattiscon
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Just Stop Oil - West .. @LeonardBriscoe3
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That’s Labour Innit.. @UKLabour_Innit
13K Followers 12K Following Exposing the Dangers, Lies & Hypocrisy of The Labour Party #TheEnemyWithin #NeverLabour #BLM #Hamas #ShariaLaw #NeverTrustLabour #LabourHypocrites #LabourParty
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Jessrocks❤️🇬�.. @Jessrocks71
45K Followers 25K Following lots of fun🙌love ppl who make me laugh😁💕love cooking, singing, music, flowers & old films❤️ Award winning Typo queen - no DMs please😁🙏❤️
Karen @cheesedoff3
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Shrodingers Borderlin.. @JeremyCordite
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Rob #PBFE IDGAF+ @MrSugden2
26K Followers 16K Following Tweets may contain satire. Brexiteer. Anti-illegal immigration, climate scammers, woke and virtue signallers. DM's not read. Imbeciles/bots/trolls = block.
Asif Akhudgivafuq (no.. @TheEyeofHorus9
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Chris "Team Leonie " .. @Callan4077
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Fidel Cuntstruck @FidelCuntstruck
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Frojack 🇧🇷🇬�.. @FroFrojack
512 Followers 5K Following Sweet and an innocent gentleman *tips top hat*
Jojo @SunburntJoJo
67 Followers 123 Following
Tickle_me_pink @EvaRose198
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POLITICO SPRING @POLITICOSPRING
607 Followers 2K Following 🛑Maverick🛑Atheist🛑Anti-Theist🛑Anti-Racist🛑Libertarian Left🛑English Republican🛑LGB 🏳️🌈 We follow opinions. We don’t endorse the accounts we follow.
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Hostile Observer (sup.. @sinesvet
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Gilly🇬🇧🏴.. @GordonHopkins17
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Steve Pringle @SteveJPringle
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🇬🇧🇮🇱Rufus.. @RufusChuckle
142 Followers 741 Following Patriotic male (pale and stale). Support Israel. Anti-woke, anti-dei. Cat lover. Disillusioned with the state of UK mainstream politics. Politically British.
Chris James @ChrisCraignure
232 Followers 600 Following Husband and father. I look after Highland cattle on the Isle of Mull. Reluctant but resolute defector. I’ll get that book written sometime
Kristian Sutherland @KDSutherland80
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Maggie Thatcher @ironladymaggie
222 Followers 553 Following Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.”
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john @john62152491695
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The Terracers @MayfieldClub
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D @D992271052
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David Lang @DavidLang619987
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Eric B @EMB565
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Jason 🏴�.. @JasonHowle80029
2K Followers 4K Following Want my kid to grow up safe in this country, so I must be a gammon
A.Y @brit342
58 Followers 475 Following
Eliot Bond @omaze60
89 Followers 112 Following
Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
83K Followers 1K Following Look on my tweets, ye mighty, and despair! Social media influenza
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46K Followers 5K Following Very Virulent Variant. Twitter turd that just won’t flush. Gammon. Unstable genius.
Rob Boyd, Esq @AvonandsomerRob
73K Followers 60K Following British Patriot. Interested in US/UK Politics. Free speech absolutist. Memes, Food, Fun 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk
35K Followers 30K Following Retired & novel writer. Enjoy a laugh. Detest PC/woke crap. Love my family & westies. NO DM's or porn. https://t.co/U3CWATL2s2
Climate Warrior🐬 #.. @ClimateWarrior7
25K Followers 3K Following Chris de Villiers, fighting for climate and gender justice. #FBPE European. Transpalestinian. Neurodivergent. Pronouns: clam/clamself Save the island of Ydorap
An Only Twin @PaulPitt1967
23K Followers 13K Following I could've been a judge, but I never had the Latin... I never had the Latin to get through the rigorous judging exams. They're very rigorous, the judging exams
Trailer Swift (Origin.. @Trailer_Swift69
18K Followers 17K Following If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.
Sir Lefty Farr-Wright.. @GiveUsAQuid
22K Followers 3K Following Not far-right, just not far wrong. Awake, not woke. 'Openly supportive of Jewish people', and anti-'largely peaceful' totalitarian thugs and antisemites.
Silvio Tattisconie �.. @SilvioTattiscon
28K Followers 27K Following I support pro UK party's not a party, politically homeless, detest the SNP. reweets & likes = nothing, I post my thoughts, nothing more
Just Stop Oil - West .. @LeonardBriscoe3
24K Followers 18K Following Self righteous hypocrites. Saving the planet by weaving winnits and ruining people's days out.
That’s Labour Innit.. @UKLabour_Innit
13K Followers 12K Following Exposing the Dangers, Lies & Hypocrisy of The Labour Party #TheEnemyWithin #NeverLabour #BLM #Hamas #ShariaLaw #NeverTrustLabour #LabourHypocrites #LabourParty
Spirited1 @helen_spirit1
32K Followers 7K Following A vote for Labour is a vote to rejoin the EU, for unlimited mass immigration and erosion of women’s rights. Calling out Labour’s hypocrisy daily.
Jessrocks❤️🇬�.. @Jessrocks71
45K Followers 25K Following lots of fun🙌love ppl who make me laugh😁💕love cooking, singing, music, flowers & old films❤️ Award winning Typo queen - no DMs please😁🙏❤️
Karen @cheesedoff3
39K Followers 17K Following Love all things British, especially our 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Anyone who doesn’t take pride in their country, probably isn’t my cup of tea
Shrodingers Borderlin.. @JeremyCordite
17K Followers 7K Following Once stopped by the police for carrying a chicken and I'm not even black. Not woke. Not PC. Starmer and Rayner partied while people died. Comedian and Actor.
Rob #PBFE IDGAF+ @MrSugden2
26K Followers 16K Following Tweets may contain satire. Brexiteer. Anti-illegal immigration, climate scammers, woke and virtue signallers. DM's not read. Imbeciles/bots/trolls = block.
Asif Akhudgivafuq (no.. @TheEyeofHorus9
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Chris "Team Leonie " .. @Callan4077
9K Followers 7K Following Nothing special, logical, sociable loner, love my great family and appreciate my friends.....and followers infidels and infidelettes, be lucky 😎
Fidel Cuntstruck @FidelCuntstruck
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Joanie 😎🇬🇧 @joanbob1975
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Mike Spilligan (RAF R.. @Mick_Spilligan
703 Followers 1K Following Blunkett's Dog in a former life Will be offensive without warning ⚠️ No time for lefties & alphabet fantasists
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HarryT @harryteplowe
175 Followers 479 Following Don’t use their shops. Don’t use their barbers. Don’t use their taxis. Don’t use their takeaways. ALWAYS British 🇬🇧
🏴�.. @RDavo337
800 Followers 915 Following Free Sam Melia🏴,Everton FC🏴, NSNO🏴, Patriot🏴,ETID🏴,Rise Up People🏴🇬🇧
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8K Followers 6K Following QUESTION EVERYTHING Without freedom of speech there is no freedom. Follow now to get the truth.
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C̾h̾r̾i̾s̾ P̾ B.. @Mr_BaconButty
77 Followers 322 Following #NeverLabour #NeverSunak #VoteReform #StopIslamicTerrorism #StopChristianGenocide #HamasAreTerrorist - I follow back.
Clive Baker fanclub @Hoylearse21974
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4K Followers 5K Following Islam hates western customs traditions and culture. it must go. Long live the king! Rule Britannia 🏴🏴🏴🇮🇱🇬🇧
NED1878💙🤍 @vespaned
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XB @XB0199998364524
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Shionou🇬🇧🇨�.. @Shionou67
2K Followers 5K Following 🏴🏴 PC& Brits Racism Phobia will be our Death #BREXIT #ALM #StopTheWarOnLogic🤦🏻♀️~Democracy v Fascist Mob Rule?🤔DEMOCRACY WINS@_sarahmasson @HumzaYousaf Teaching his wife to read, how lovely.
If I’m honest, I’d settle for a couple of beers and popping my old man up your Gary Glitter. x x.com/Brave_313/stat…
This man is my dear Imam #Khamenei, may I sacrifice my life for his sake. 💛
I hear that B&Q are hiring….
I’m sure the Irish will take them in…. Ooh… hang on….
Like a modern day William Wallace.
Gordon Brown doll?
Only those old enough know why the eye looks like this...
Every cloud etc… now Humza can spend more time with his wife…
Today of all days, remembering and being grateful for all the blessings I have in life. ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ
Anyone got a pink wetsuit they don’t want?
Good on him! Humza is not giving up Bute house without a fight. It’s God’s will! ☪️🏴 #HumzaYousaf
And now she will vote with the Tories...I'm thinking Humza did the right thing, get the snakes out of the garden...
Well this is rather awkward….
Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss got big donations linked to fossil fuel firms for their Tory leadership bids. One ex-Chancellor pocketed £1 MILLION+ from an oil company whilst an MP. Today I'm bringing a Bill to ban MPs taking any funding from oil & gas firms. leftfootforward.org/2024/04/its-ti…
Sausage, Chips, Mushy Peas and Gravy… Yes or No? 🤔
@DavidLammy @jacindaardern @ConservationOrg So you couldn’t catch up over teams? Hmmm, rules for thee but not for me, eh, David?
I still think that my idea of making cigarettes and scratch cards edible is a better one.
I've long campaigned for universal free school meals, guaranteeing every primary school pupil gets a healthy meal each day. So I'm really pleased Labour's West Midlands Mayor candidate @RichParkerLab backs the call, making it a priority for his mayoralty. Let's make it happen💪🏽
@LBC @NickFerrariLBC @youth_demand Didn't he used to be on Grange Hill?
This is what happens when the BBC put someone under the age of 50 in charge of the new Pot Black…
Thanks to Lenny Henry & #ComicRelief funds are now finally reaching the most needy in Africa 👍
Thousands of em’.
The threat of Rwanda deportations is causing an influx of migrants from the UK into Ireland, according to the country's deputy prime minister, The Daily Telegraph reports. 👌
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