Herb Brubanter @HBrubanter
Renowned historian, extreme bacon enthusiast, cat pervert and frequent admirer of the nations dams. Comedian and actor (Scotland only). Cheshireshire Joined April 2020-
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Sunrise, Lochan na h-Achlaise. -2°, but a braw morning.
@HBrubanter If it's family, it's technically yours already. No harm, no foul.
@HBrubanter Turn Crewe into a penal colony and send the miscreants there. That’ll teach them.
@HBrubanter @ReticentGenius *proffers wallet as ID when stopped, but with a packet of bacon stuffed in as a bribe*
@HBrubanter I haven't ridden for 10 years but I suspect it would be just the same.
@HBrubanter Where’s the egg and sausage lad? Insufficient fuel and you’ll get all confused and end up selling your bike to live in a commune weaving lentils and plaiting your back hair