Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
Look on my tweets, ye mighty, and despair! Social media influenza 1335 Market Street, Suite 901 Joined September 2019-
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Seniority amongst meteorologists is based on the dimensions of their nose. Hence Jim being the world's most senior meteorologist. Regrettably snozzle based ranking has led to a significant deterioration in the accuracy of their forecasts.
Seniority amongst meteorologists is based on the dimensions of their nose. Hence Jim being the world's most senior meteorologist. Regrettably snozzle based ranking has led to a significant deterioration in the accuracy of their forecasts.
It must be tough on the Scotch that after 25 years of devolution they have proven they are singularly ill suited to self Government. Having an even bigger array if twats govern them than the UK. Everything has got worse and all they have to sustain them is hate. Losers.
@BurnsideNotTosh March due to be well attended as Jim Dale predicts sunny and warm weekend weather.
Another weekend of marching on the streets complaining about a war in which we are not a protagonist. Still, another opportunity for the Met to make an absolute cunt of themselves.
Nothing says how blinkered you are that'd you'd rather have the trans lobby in Govt than than help to banish the threat to female safe spaces in Scotland forever because the motion is bought by a Tory. Pathetic.
Nothing says how blinkered you are that'd you'd rather have the trans lobby in Govt than than help to banish the threat to female safe spaces in Scotland forever because the motion is bought by a Tory. Pathetic.
You know when Superman puts glasses on and becomes Clark Kent and nobody makes the connection. Well ...
The only Scottish First Minister who hasn't left office amidst a scandal is Donald Dewar who left in a box. Can we please just end this devolution nonsense, an indulgence to some of the biggest twats on God's earth?
Anyone who think lesbians are invisible has clearly never seen the board of OFCOM.
Anyone who think lesbians are invisible has clearly never seen the board of OFCOM.
A sad day for custard as Vanessa Feltz makes her last performance on Talk TV. It is expected that custard will take an absolute battering later with reports that shelves have already been emptied in North London.
Hubris to nemesis in record time.
Envelope containing dismissal letter; WHITE!
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"Britain has always been an immigrant nation." It is literally the opposite.
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Hardly anyone has heard of Boyan Slat. He designed this, sought funding for it and deployed it. He was 19 when he set out on this journey. He's 29 now. Greta, didn't finish school, has done square root apart from lecture people, but you've all heard of her.
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1K Followers 566 Following@BurnsideNotTosh Appears he carved a meteorological career out of premium phone numbers. Not those you used to see in phone boxes, these were aimed at Weather Perverts x.com/clim8resistanc…
Then he left the Navy a few years later. In 1987 he set up a premium rate phone service for regional weather forecasts. He occasionally hired famous weather forecasters like John Kettley. If he ever learned anything, it was from them.
@BurnsideNotTosh Jimmy Duranty was famously good at bad weather forecasting.
@BurnsideNotTosh me thinks Jim saves a half a bottle of scotch in either nostril just for a rainy day.
Lady just said do you want to come over here and get a lollipop, Tom. Realised just in time she was talking to a kid.
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I've been to parties like this
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@BurnsideNotTosh They are world class at that tbf.
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So I've hardly ridden this year, not even used a full tank of fuel. Plus, I've not ridden fully loaded for seven months. So the best thing to do is take it ea... *with first 10 miles*
Good morning! Achievements unlocked so far this morning. Self haircut probably missing bits ✅️ Pack bike ✅️ Polish private plate ✅️ Hoist flag ✅️ First breakfast ✅️ Morning Constitutional ❌️ Second breakfast ❌️ We ride... for petrol.
@BurnsideNotTosh March due to be well attended as Jim Dale predicts sunny and warm weekend weather.
Pub grub £25 for the burger. £10 per scallop. £5 per oyster £55 for the steak. Welcome to Cornwall.
@BurnsideNotTosh Must have been dining in a Cornish pub.
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