Ed Tretter - get Trettered. @EdTretterComic
NYC Comedian. Audaces Fortuna iuvat NYC Joined September 2018-
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Ending Covid the right way. @ Maui, HI instagram.com/p/CQcZAPLA74F/…
The perfect way to end the Covid blues...a trip to Hawaii. #hawaii #covid_19 #comedy #comics @ Kauai instagram.com/p/CQcX6WWAEvL/…
I heard on the news that due to Covid there is a shortage of Grape-Nuts cereal. At the beginning of Covid there was a shortage of toilet paper. Shouldn't it be the other way around??
Thanks Captain Obvious. Gotta ❤ Brooklyn! #brooklyn #streetshopping #recycle #secondhandfurniture #kindafunny #nyccomedy instagram.com/p/CKKGV6Lg-cy/…
I am truly grateful for the opportunity to work on this project with so many great people. . . . . #aworthypunishment #indiefilm #filmfestival #indieshort #acting instagram.com/p/CJ90CJJgcJE/…
Couldn’t say it better
My ball drop was more exciting than last night's.
Bosses missing the point.
They used to say Barack Obama is the messiah of the black community. Which is true, as soon as he got a little power he dipped on his people.
When you use bad language and have to sit at the kiddie table:
Another great Thanksgiving! 🦃🔪 Wishong everyone the best. #thanksgiving#thankful#comedy#family#life#missingstandup#comics#standup#nycomedy#metropca instagram.com/p/CIEy6CfgE2F/…
I’m my harshest critic which is impressive because there is a lot of competition for that role.
Chris Wallace is like a comedy club manager who shushes a bachelorette party ten times in 90 minutes but won't throw them out. #Debates2020
According to my Twitter feed, each guy is completely destroying the other guy. I'm going to bed until 2024.
Going back on the reopening plan is like downgrading a relationship. You go from “I thought we were moving in together” to “you’re not allowed inside.”
Great idea!
People always assume the alternative version of their life works out: “If only I hadn’t had a baby at twenty-five, I would’ve been a rock star.” But just because in this alternative reality you pulled out, doesn’t mean you would’ve become the next Bruce Springsteen.
My mother lost her 9 month battle with cancer. She always appreciated a good joke and encouraged me to follow my desire to do stand-up. I hope she is laughing with the great ones...and my dog… instagram.com/p/CBlRnLugI3A/…
Sat down with Jojo Bidey
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Signed. This is long overdue.
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