EVC138 @EVC138
I think things. 🌊 🇺🇦 🤘 Heavy Metal- Football- Family. in that order. $Echard138 Eugene, OR Joined April 2021-
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Apparently “what’s up bitchachos” is not an acceptable way to enter a work teams meeting
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Let's roll a big fat joint and go for a nice long drive on the lawn mower baby
I like FUPAs They're protectors of the business end of the maple bar
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I find this amusing.
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I should trim some of the fat from my media diet. You know, get back to nudes and jokes about your mom.
Well once again @WillieDJenkins1 took care of me I thought I needed rear brakes, bought all the stuff and turned out there was one bad part. Mr Willie considered it under warranty as he had been in there already and didn't want payment Too bad, I'm paying Thanks again Bud 👊
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stop calling them boneless wings ok they are chicken nuggets.
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I told you to install security cameras, you installed wind chimes, put that in the police report
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Guess who's back? Back again? Nissan's back. Trump's a dick.
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Boss: You were gone 7 hours to smoke? Me: Well yeah. It was a brisket.
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Just came across my wife’s tinder profile and she’s a liar. She is not “fun to be around.”
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Іf you park at an electrіc car chargіng statіon and you do not have an electric you are a fuckіng asshole.
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