Artie Johann @DearAnyone
Writer for Family Guy. Stares at sun. Eats most objects. Los Angeles Joined August 2009-
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Listen to this if you want to hear where I’ve been or to hear how I was cut from my college baseball team on 9/11/01 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-t…
Watch here or listen to wherever you listen to podcasts. instagram.com/reel/C8U9yq6yJ…
I wrote this with @shawnries. If you click the link we are called stalwarts twice which is a huge compliment in the stalwart community. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
I wrote tonight’s Family Guy but did not write this Mr. Mom thing.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. It’s their 400th episode and I figured I’d tweet this out as one last sad gasp before the rubble covers us completely.
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Every generation of Mets fan gets their playoff game where it proves that God isn’t real. Congratulations to the kids aged 8-14.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. If you don’t watch for me, or the show, watch for all the prescription drug commercials that are keeping network television alive.
@esreysteve @thesulk Vaya con dios, Googy. (And Frank)
It'd be fun if horses and penguins switched dicks for a day.
@shawnries Covid induced mania made me do it.
Ever hear a garbage truck drive by and for a split second think that the world is ending?
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. It’s the perfect activity if you’re trying to avoid getting OMICRON, or have OMICRON, or are an OMICRON.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX and I can’t think of a better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than by watching your uncle’s favorite show.
I wrote tonight’s episode of Family Guy. It airs at 9:30 PM on Fox and if you try this with your headphones it’ll work.
Artie Johann retweeted
He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
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