Julia Wilde @Julia_SCI
love science. hate cilantro and white supremacy. Joined August 2012-
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also “the middle” by jimmy eat world
Book “worms” is an insane word for “enthusiasts” and we should use it for other stuff. Wine-os are now wine worms. History buffs are now history worms. Sports fans are now sports worms. Francophiles? Francoworms
The only thing that regulates my nervous system these days is the house hunters theme song
@Carnage4Life Late stage McKinsey consulting
Bill Nighy standing outside my flat being still to listen to the spring birds on May Day morning is exactly what you’d want Bill Nighy to be doing right?
becoming a "theres too many admin at american unis and thats why theyre expensive" truther. were approaching 1 admin per undergrad now
say it with me: we want haptic feedback. we want tactile switches and dials. we dont want stupid touch screens that glitch, provide zero feedback, and force you to look at them. technology is stupid. modern engineers are stupid. can someone help silicon valley
The British really got it right with knackered. Just like yeah. That’s the feeling.
Analytics my ass I would’ve paid PREMIUM for this show
Analytics my ass I would’ve paid PREMIUM for this show
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a cyber truck for sale on Facebook marketplace, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but weird it happened twice.
And that’s why it’s my favorite
Guys they finally added some shots of the interior and… realtor.com/realestateandh…
Guys they finally added some shots of the interior and… realtor.com/realestateandh… https://t.co/AmHLEsJk4B
Today I unplugged the air purifier that’s been running in my house nonstop for year. This is the first time I’ve felt peace in a year.
I'm on the train with a v chatty little girl who is around 5 yrs old. So far she's asked strangers the following amazing questions: Have you got a secret for me? Who's the boss of you? Who sleeps in trains? What do you have in your pocket? Do you like clapping? I love clapping!
Art is not a luxury. It’s a sustenance. You need it.
Art is not a luxury. It’s a sustenance. You need it.
Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama
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72K Followers 2K Following Conservation biologist, scicomm, wild cat research. Conservation Genetics Program Coordinator @PantheraCats. Views my own. She/her.Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
49K Followers 1K Following writer of screeds/jokes @crookedmedia, all of my teeth are real.andi zeisler @andizeisler
82K Followers 7K Following Writer, editor, @BitchMedia cofounder, speaker, author, WE WERE FEMINISTS ONCE. I look like your cousin's friend or your friend's cousin. I love your dog.elly belle 🔮🍉�.. @literElly
21K Followers 5K Following poet and journalist foraging for hope 🌱✡ rep’d @mina_hamedi ★ ✍🏻 @BitchMedia, @TeenVogue, etc ★ organize @zenithcoop ★ they/themDr. Jacquelyn Gill @JacquelynGill
104K Followers 5K Following Paleoecologist @UMaine trying to be a good ancestor. Climate change, biodiversity, extinction. @MakeAPlanetPod @OurWarmRegards She/her 🏳️🌈Joe Hanson @DrJoeHanson
49K Followers 790 Following Nerdy by nature. Ph.D. biologist, science writer, creator of @okaytobesmart and other shows for @PBS, I moved to Austin before everyone else did🤘#HookEmSarah Tuttle @niais
22K Followers 9K Following Rebuilding with joy. Full-tilt bozo. #Cassandra #Cyborg #Doikayt #Hineni she/her (oh, fine @[email protected], @niais@projectmushroom, & niais@bluesky)Dr. Karen James @kejames
39K Followers 4K Following Environmental geneticist & outdoorswoman into botany, evolution, space, sci-comm, skiing, Outlander & kindness • she/her • joined in 11/08 (please verify below)Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes
40K Followers 5K Following I'm on the skeetsite, or find me on my blog: https://t.co/WFs0G4QNdoSeven Machina Rasmuss.. @toomanyspectra
28K Followers 5K Following liberated borg 🤖 IRL Dr. Frizzle 🫡 astrobiologist 😎 non-binary ✊ science & sci-fi writer 📚 troublemaker 🏳🌈 she/they 🖖Jess Phoenix, Lava Co.. @jessphoenix2018
74K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/lVOR7sdVDh or volcano.jess on Insta. Science Ambassador @UCSUSA, volcanologist, #MsAdventure author, founder @BlueprintEarth, horse trainer. 🏳️🌈Alex Dainis, PhD 🧬 @AlexDainis
9K Followers 3K Following Science Communicator and Video Producer, Genetics PhD. Let me talk to you about genes. Or blimps. (she/her) Email: [email protected]Jason Bittel @bittelmethis
9K Followers 3K Following Wild animal & author of SORT OF FUNNY FIELD GUIDES (Nat Geo Books 2025). Words @NatGeo, @WashingtonPost, @NYTScience. Prev: @KSJatMIT, @NatGeoExplorers. He/him.Natalia "Vaccinate Yo.. @natalia13reagan
12K Followers 3K Following Anthropologist-Comedian-Host-Writer-Professor-Monkey Chaser-Producer @natgeo @discovery @StarTalkRadio she/her #scicomm #blm #BiInSci Celeb crush: Mel Brooksryan @RyanFMandelbaum
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4K Followers 2K Following Made a lot of internet videos, mostly for @Seeker, @Nvidia, and @Gamestop. Now hosting @thatsabsurdshow with @tracedominguezBonnie Burton✍️�.. @bonniegrrl
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72K Followers 2K Following Conservation biologist, scicomm, wild cat research. Conservation Genetics Program Coordinator @PantheraCats. Views my own. She/her.Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
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104K Followers 5K Following Paleoecologist @UMaine trying to be a good ancestor. Climate change, biodiversity, extinction. @MakeAPlanetPod @OurWarmRegards She/her 🏳️🌈Dr. David Shiffman �.. @WhySharksMatter
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22K Followers 9K Following Rebuilding with joy. Full-tilt bozo. #Cassandra #Cyborg #Doikayt #Hineni she/her (oh, fine @[email protected], @niais@projectmushroom, & niais@bluesky)Dr. Karen James @kejames
39K Followers 4K Following Environmental geneticist & outdoorswoman into botany, evolution, space, sci-comm, skiing, Outlander & kindness • she/her • joined in 11/08 (please verify below)Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes
40K Followers 5K Following I'm on the skeetsite, or find me on my blog: https://t.co/WFs0G4QNdoSeven Machina Rasmuss.. @toomanyspectra
28K Followers 5K Following liberated borg 🤖 IRL Dr. Frizzle 🫡 astrobiologist 😎 non-binary ✊ science & sci-fi writer 📚 troublemaker 🏳🌈 she/they 🖖Jess Phoenix, Lava Co.. @jessphoenix2018
74K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/lVOR7sdVDh or volcano.jess on Insta. Science Ambassador @UCSUSA, volcanologist, #MsAdventure author, founder @BlueprintEarth, horse trainer. 🏳️🌈Alex Dainis, PhD 🧬 @AlexDainis
9K Followers 3K Following Science Communicator and Video Producer, Genetics PhD. Let me talk to you about genes. Or blimps. (she/her) Email: [email protected]Jason Bittel @bittelmethis
9K Followers 3K Following Wild animal & author of SORT OF FUNNY FIELD GUIDES (Nat Geo Books 2025). Words @NatGeo, @WashingtonPost, @NYTScience. Prev: @KSJatMIT, @NatGeoExplorers. He/him.Natalia "Vaccinate Yo.. @natalia13reagan
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7K Followers 2K Following Lifestyle & travel freelancer. Copywriter. Mum. Into shopping, cats, clever sarcasm, crap tv and more... Editor https://t.co/yF2wqsVzTWBrandon Wilson @Geniusbastard
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930 Followers 400 Following Science journalist, editing and writing at @sciam (she/her)Aaron Celestian @nhmla_gems
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7K Followers 5K Following Dr. Fred Calef III, working Mars Missions, PhD Mars Geology, Sciengineering at NASA/JPL. (opinions expressed are my own, he/him) @[email protected]s.e. macdonald @tinylifeform
857 Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈 anthropologist, specializing in human space exploration 🚀 passionate about ancient history, marine biology, neuroscience, and all things 👽Rachael H Funnell @The_RHF
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10K Followers 276 Following Working with Frames, here private personal views, mostly on frames. Retweets are not endorsements.The Writers Lab @The_Writers_Lab
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10K Followers 2K Following "the most effective troll in history" and writer for @moreperfectus.Chai Dingari @chaidingari
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29K Followers 2K Following Movie critic @nytimes. Author of “We Tell Ourselves Stories: Joan Didion and the American Dream Machine" (2025) and "Salty" (2022)My act of feminism is I talk about my period without shame or discomfort around men. I can always see the look in their eyes like “is she talking about…” Yes hun. I’m talking about my period as casually as I will talk about the weather. Grow up.
What’s your act of micro-feminism? 😂😂
wildest thing to me about parenting is you can call poison control and be like, "hi, i just found my toddler with a clorox bleach pen in their mouth and it's empty. what do i do?" and poison control is basically like, "do they seem fine?" like i could have called any boomer.
@AkilahObviously They’re fun! More family friendly than they used to be. Lots of cleavage and drama kids having a blast. Really amazing crafts for sale too, you can easily spend half the day shopping.
I have never been to a renaissance fair but I’m going to one and I’m kinda wondering what the vibe is
Do I know anyone in London who has a metal detector and wants to help a man in need out? I have lost my wedding ring in my local park. Happy to pay for rental.
look if this man chatted me up at a party i'd absolutely go home with him idc if he's nuts
The way JFK’s grandson just never has a normal or cohesive Instagram story
Wife and I jogging on treadmills at the hotel gym: Wife, “I’m so excited about seeing Ed Sheeran tonight.” Me, motioning with my head towards the hip, red-headed, tattooed guy running on the treadmill next to her, “Or maybe sooner?” (Wife falls off treadmill).
My takeaway from my first week of a two week staycation is that I would crush retirement. Go to breakfast. Golf. Get a coffee. Read the paper. Do one (1) errand. Go to dinner. Sleep for 10 hours. The 70-year-olds really figured this shit out.
When I was 6, my stepdad taught me a lesson about leaving my bike in the driveway by running it ove. It destroyed me and I never, ever trusted that man again. Kids need safety, security and love. Not parents who purposely cause them harm.
What I mean when I say erotica can teach us about fashion.
@lingerie_addict Today I learned that “the laundry chair” has been around for longer than we think
It's #SalamanderSaturday – our newest blog is about some Texas treasures: salamanders! Read our latest blog & get to know these salamanders, the food they eat, the roles they play in their habitats & what makes them important environmental indicators. dfnd.us/3wuJnFT ◀️
may the fourth be with you
I have a long drive with my husband today, and he doesn't know it yet, but he gets to listen to 31 Taylor Swfit songs in order with commentary from me
as i get older there’s really only one tried and true piece of advice i can offer: don’t ever be afraid to drop everything you’re doing to go listen to “semi-charmed life” by third eye blind
Sometimes you have to put on a going out top just to feel alive.
@feverdreamliz Well Jack did spill the tea on Instagram that You’re Losing Me was written and recorded over a year before her split with Joe Alwyn. He knows what he is doing!!!
has the internet accelerated linguistic drift? it feels like the word "gaslighting" went from relatively obscure, to mainstream, to losing any of its meaning/ value and becoming "any harmful or negative interaction with another person" in the span of a couple years
My wife and I had an opportunity to tour the absolute best mid century modern home we've ever been in. A friend inherited it Custom built in 1964 by a Dr. and his wife 3200 sq feet of perfection. Completely untouched. All the furniture is original Herman Miller + Eames in…