Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

World Record Holder | Lover of Sports and Hater of Superhero Movies | Stock Photo Model | Won a Fantasy Football Game One Time. Utah, USA Joined August 2012

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

a week ago

Instead of trying to get an MLB team, Utah needs to just get a Banana Ball team and call them the Batter-day Saints.

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@mcuban If there is significant savings in optimizing tokenization, more so than a tax would cost, then why aren't companies doing that now? Why would the tax be the thing to push them to cost savings?

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

2 months ago

@sherryfoster22 @nickgerli1 If I could find a job? 100%. I've applied to a whole bunch though, and never hear back.

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

3 months ago

"Who is your favorite vampire?" “The one from Sesame Street.” “He doesn't count!" “I assure you, he does.”

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

3 months ago

I want to be president one day just so I can go make the secret service people go on runs with me like they do on the TV shows. And also not go to war with Iran.

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claire @rosiekennedyxx

3 months ago

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

4 months ago

@stackerco I think it's a misconstrued interpretation of Sharon Eubanks' speech. She refers to the lifestyle encouraged by the temple (no children out of wedlock for instance) as the greatest poverty alleviation tool. Data shows that is accurate along with graduating HS & having two parents

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Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA

4 months ago

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding She did chores all week so I owe her $10 I hand her $7 > this isn't $10 "right, I withheld the rest" > what does that mean "I kept $3 of your money" > but it's my money "It was your money" > what are you even doing with it? "Funding household infrastructure" > what "The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out" > you're charging me for the hallway "I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure" > you're my dad. you're supposed to--- "I'm also your government" > what if I don't want to pay for the hallway "Then I can't guarantee the hallway" > it's a hallway. It's already there "For now" She asks what else the $3 covers "Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance" > dispute resolution? "When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded" > that's just parenting "That's the Department of Justice" > what about meals. You already feed me "That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies" > I'm your daughter "Which is why you're currently enrolled" She wants to see where the money goes I tell her that would require a FOIA request > what's that "A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks" > 6 weeks to see where my $3 went? "Could be longer. We're understaffed" > there's two of you She asks how she gets any of it back "It's already spent" > you spent my money already? "We had a budget shortfall" > you just took it 20 seconds ago "And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out" > so I'm not getting it back "I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund" > of my own money "Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made" > you know how much I made. You paid me "Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you" > so you already know the answer "The point is compliance" She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong "Penalty" > from the money I don't have because you already spent it? "We could set up a payment plan" > I'm 8 "Monthly installments. Very manageable" > you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me "Now you're getting it" > I want to talk to mom "Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here" She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion Slammed the door That's my little citizen I've never been more proud

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

4 months ago

@stackerco 4 out of 7 women with household incomes of over $150k have had cosmetic surgery. Overlay the economics of LDS women in the United States and it probably removes religion as a causation factor.

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

5 months ago

Can you place a bet on there being a streaker at the Superbowl, then BE the streaker at the Superbowl and cash the ticket? Is this a get-rich-quick scheme?

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Jarvis @jarvis_best

5 months ago

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

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MJ @morganisawizard

5 months ago

do you think the number 68 feels like a middle child

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NFL @NFL

5 months ago

Ann Michael Maye dressed for the occasion with the "I ❤️ Drake Maye" hoodie HOUvsNE on ESPN/ABC Stream on @NFLPlus and ESPN App

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Polymarket @Polymarket

5 months ago

JUST IN: Weight loss drugs like Ozempic on track to save U.S. airlines more than half a billion dollars in fuel costs this year.

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

6 months ago

@RobMaaddi Anyone else feel like the second team could beat the first team of they played?

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

7 months ago

This is the problem with the expanded CFP: it diminishes the value (and fun) of bowl season. Instead of the bowls being a celebration of a great season, teams and fans hyper focus on the CFP and no longer care about the bowls. I will continue to be a fan of the 4-team CFP.

Notre Dame Football @NDFootball

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Adam Durfee @AdamDurfee

8 months ago

@ByAlFrancisco THIS. This guy is incredible and too many are sleeping on him. When Kyle Williams caught that ball today, I was kicking myself for not taking a bet out on our local savant. Thanks for giving the guy his flowers.