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Jessie @jessiejensen

If I die in my sleep make sure my obituary says I died doing what I loved. She/her Phoenix Joined August 2008
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Jean-Luc Banks, MD @Jeanluc_Banks

19 hours ago

An actual conversation with a patient this week: Patient: “What’s that in your ear?” Me: “That’s my earring, sir.” Patient: “Well you better take it out before someone thinks you’re a queer.” Me: “Well the thing is sir… I am a queer” Patient: 🤯 Me: 💅🏻

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emilussy @thotty_scotty

7 hours ago

@jessiejensen My sister got paid for babysitting a dog for 3 weeks by a Mormon with a bag of Mike and Ike’s 😭

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Jessie @jessiejensen

9 hours ago

Sincerely LOVE when my tweets escape to non-Mormon-adjacent twitter and I get to explain weird stuff plainly to the aghast greater public

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Jessie @jessiejensen

a day ago

Sincerely LOVE when my tweets escape to non-Mormon-adjacent twitter and I get to explain weird stuff plainly to the aghast greater public https://t.co/C8MGc1tBMh

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @RufusTSuperfly

2 days ago

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BBC News (UK) @BBCNews

2 days ago

https://t.co/L2xhtprapR

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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

2 days ago

Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids

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ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7

3 days ago

Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids

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Jessie @jessiejensen

a day ago

You know, I never tweeted about how much I hate my Sand Cloud towels because it felt shitty to do, but I guess I will now. They SUCK. Like just a bad product.

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Sand Cloud @MySandCloud

a week ago

You know, I never tweeted about how much I hate my Sand Cloud towels because it felt shitty to do, but I guess I will now. They SUCK. Like just a bad product.

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Benjamin Perry @FaithfullyBP

2 days ago

“When I came out as trans to my Dad, he asked, ‘Do you have a black suit and a blue suit?’ I said, ‘I have a black suit.’ He said, ‘Well I need to buy you a blue one then, because every man needs both.’ It was the greatest gift he could give—space for me to bloom.” - Tiq Milan

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Jessie @jessiejensen

a day ago

The funniest thing is when Mormon dudes reply at me with BoM scripture references. Like “heed [book, chapter, verse].” Sir I literally don’t know any scriptures by heart and I’m certainly not looking it up. (If you’d QUOTED it, at least I would have read it before blocking you.)

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Jessie @jessiejensen

a day ago

That’s Dapper Dan. Someone adopt Dapper Dan.

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Sockie @SockCorgi

2 days ago

That’s Dapper Dan. Someone adopt Dapper Dan.

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Jessie @jessiejensen

a day ago

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David Archuleta @DavidArchie

2 days ago

#ICYMI: I released the music video for my new single #HellTogether! Watch it right now on @YouTube: youtu.be/QpIvz9RuFK4

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Jessie @jessiejensen

2 days ago

I was not prepared for the home videos 😭 When he walks out and the light floods in 😭😭😭😭

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David Archuleta @DavidArchie

2 days ago

I was not prepared for the home videos 😭 When he walks out and the light floods in 😭😭😭😭

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Jessie @jessiejensen

3 days ago

“All ExMos get divorced!!!” 1. Untrue, but 2. If someone was only staying in an unhappy or abusive marriage because they believed their salvation depended on it and now they no longer believe that…then, yeah. Duh.

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K🔪🎃 @dropoutninja

4 days ago

if people blame homeless folks for being homeless, then they can pretend that homelessness won't ever happen to them because they are somehow Good and Different it is an act of denial and cowardice (this is also why people blame disabled folks for being disabled)

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More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS

4 days ago

BREAKING: Airlines will now have to pay you when they mess up. The Department of Transportation has issued a new rule requiring airlines to give you an automatic refund if your flight is canceled or delayed or if they lose your bags. It’s a game changer for U.S. travel.

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Jess Piper @piper4missouri

4 days ago

I have been pregnant five times, and here is something I know: no person should be forced to be pregnant against their will. No one.

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Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn

4 days ago

Incredible. This is a Republican legislature. Republicans are terrified of abortion bans and their impact on the next election.

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1

4 days ago

Incredible. This is a Republican legislature. Republicans are terrified of abortion bans and their impact on the next election.

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OG Cowdery @OliverCowd

5 days ago

@stackerco @Lidl_Sebastian The gaslighting on this is so interesting to watch. It used to be we’d tell anyone that would listen that we were the only true church and you had to join us (in this life or the next) for exaltation. Now it’s become the quiet part that no one is willing to say out loud.

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