Gently Used Dentures @yoitslayne
i do bite sometimes just a little layneelizabeth.wixsite.com/greg the dumpster outside target Joined December 2015-
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Just remembered my full name has a z in it and idk now that I’m thinkin about it it’s kinda dope 🤭😗
People feel so safe around me cause I am squeaky clean and I don’t run with scissors that often
Oh my God he is so long! 😍 spine goals!!!!!!!! 💞
I have GOT to stop liking men who look like they’re a magician
Do you ever just rename people? Like you don’t know their name so you just give them a new one? My dads coworker is Pueblo Esperanza now. That’s just how it is. I can’t change the cards that have been dealt.
tweeting while driving rn!!!!! No hands! I’m so good at this lol. I’m going to tsilggnsndb d
Happy pride month! I’m not gay but I’ve heard of them.
I’m bringing the Wild West back. I’m gonna carry around a giant lasso everywhere and catch all sorts of things. I will have duels in the streets and I will steal.
Every time I go to the loop 288 Walmart just cause it’s a little bit closer than the other one I immediately regret that decision
Was 100% sober at the bar the other night yet I introduced myself to someone as the town mayor :/
Happy New Years to almost all my family and friends
I want to crawl all over the subway tracks like a little mouse
No phones just people enjoying the moment
Am I me still or at this point am I just so many little micro plastics inside my skin controlling me like 2 kids in a trench coat but it’s lots of micro plastics inside my skin
I wish my tears shot out completely horizontally like little lasers so people would be very scared to make me cry
Cop: u been drinkin tonight? Me (lipsyncing) The stunt double of me inside my trunk: no! I crawl under the seat subtly while my stunt double crawls through a discreet tube and takes my place Cop: how about you step out of the vehicle miss Stunt double does test flawlessly
what uppp we are about to hotbox my friend michael’s lungs
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Reverend Doctor Bob S.. @RevDocBobSac
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tiktok comments @commentsooc
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Commenting “really wish I could have been there!” on wedding photos of people I don’t know
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It happened again i told someone my favorite food is cookies and the energy shifted
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please stop flipping over that rock my wife lives under there
i wouldn’t text you what you’re up to so often if you just let me install the baby monitor in your room
Microdosing alcohol by only getting a 6 pack tonight
Farting so hard I have to use crutches for the rest of the day
Men are spiritually attracted to me because they know that dracula would think i’m hot
how does a creature do tricks because it has a life of its own
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