paddle @ipaddlearound
oh my days Joined November 2014-
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me: [single father to The Ring girl] stop making that face honey. pancakes for dinner if u please stop making that face honey
FAQ: are homer simpson and peter griffing related by blood? A: yup 👍
no more blessing people when they sneeze. we should not be encouraging that type of behavior
there is truly nothing more fulfilling than than successfully manipulating and deceiving a loved one
writing down a list of URLs and driving to the public library to print them out
me: should call them “unfortunate” cookies the way that they get eaten by me waiter: [applying pressure to my head wound]
there must be something at target that they want us to find…
podcasts, movies, music, games. ALL OF THAT AND MORE WILL BE LOST TO THE DULL AND VICIOUS SANDS OF TIME
ur not allowed to look at the sun today…but they cant catch us all
imagine carrying a child for 9 months only for it to not say the darndest things
(faintly, from the underside of ur moving car) ape or fools.
a watched pot will boil a frog so slowly that itll grow old and rest peacefully
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@barnaclebucket @ipaddlearound in Ringu not The Ring... fool
@funeralpig @ipaddlearound Actually it's Sadako ☝️🤓
@ipaddlearound (pointing at the tv as The Ring girl crawls out) hey it's The Ring girl
TV detective whose trademark is pointing to a blurry guy in a photo and saying “Who’s grainy Gus?” or “Blurred much?”
I only have one more year to become perfect otherwise they're going to shoot me
High at lunch. Sleepy at dinner. Whats freakijg next
Controversial thought experiment: what if i put you in a jar and pissed in it until you drowned
Controversial thought experiment: What would happen if companies told universities that they wouldn’t hire ANY of their students unless the schools take decisive action to end blatant antisemitism on campus. After all, no company would use an executive search firm with even one…
They’re making m&ms that have meat inside of them
the artist // the appetite
one girlfriend's smile is worth the gold of ten million worlds
just watched the music video and its pretty good and she's hot 👍
why is pretty privilege failing her
doomed whaling voyage
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
going to someone's house for dinner and their walls are plastered with giant 10x expanded pictures of the food like they're a burger king
hey, watch what you say about hypotheticals. my family could have died in one
"shouldn't we evaluate ideas on their merits and not worry about who's saying them?" —a guy who sucks
(texting my infant son) thinking about grabbing some instant gratification later. you in?
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