Daisy @x0cheddarbae
reluctantly lactose intolerant • half #WSHH v.cent.co/gallery/x0ched… Joined December 2020-
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Daisy retweeted
messy hair ted lasso kinda fine 👀
I need Basics to stop making posts about Insta filters “getting out of hand” for clout. You know you love the filter and want to show everyone.
Me 6 months after buying an @IKEAUSA mattress:
The Grinch Who Stole My Ability to Care About Work Place Parties.
Daisy retweeted
The purpose of a primary doctor is to have someone tell you they have no idea what is wrong with you and refer you to a different doctor.
I gotta wakeup at 4am for a work orientation and the first hour is icebreakers like yall wtf LET ME SLEEP.
Y’all need to make up your mind about the royal family. Either they’re a classy elite, family worthy of being on our radar or bunch of useless, racist, power hungry fucks that need to go away.
The rich has convinced the poor that if you work hard enough at the job that’s underpaying you, you earn the right to wait in line at 4am for a 20% discount on shit you don’t need. #antiwork #BlackFridayAmazon #blackoutblackfriday #reddit
Daisy retweeted
Dying at the description of Pete Davidson's appeal as "manic pixie line cook"
Daisy retweeted
how bad must ppl be hurting who just posted a hot pic to ig
Daisy retweeted
The Norm Macdonald tribute on Weekend Update. #SNL
My favorite member of *Nsync is Ted: @TedLasso @jasonsudeikis
Not sure if the number on my student loan bill is my account number or how much I owe #StudentLoans2021
Lord they’re giving the last award to the show that shushed the “go away” music. #Emmys
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messy hair ted lasso kinda fine 👀
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this is literally every couple in scottsdale
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I never put it together that her full name would be Kimberly. honestly would’ve guessed it was Kimothy.
@x0cheddarbae Can't remember the comedian... but there's a great joke I heard once that went something like ... If they want to discourage gay marriage, they should make gay divorces illegal.
john mulaney is coming to tampa but why would I pay a white man to trauma dump for two hours when I can just go on a tinder date instead and at least get a bloomin' onion out of it
The official haircut of no one around you telling you no
Press two at the same time and get an extra soda. As you put the quarters in, press the coin return the same time you press a button and get a refund. Us husky kids knew all the snack machine hacks
You're a kid again and you've got a quarter. What are ya pickin'?
Let’s do this!!!!!
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