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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

Writer and occasional actor (Time Trumpet, Thick Of It, Veep, Damned, Avenue 5, Slow Horses). Debut novel 'Mainlander' out now. bit.ly/mainlanderpape… Joined March 2009
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Marc Haynes @marchaynes

3 years ago

Exciting! Just two more sleeps before the first Cabinet minister is caught travelling across tiers to spend Christmas with their family

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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

4 years ago

Only a fortnight to go! theguardian.com/world/2020/mar…

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Ed Gamble @EdGambleComedy

4 years ago

Of course Boris thinks “a father’s instinct” is getting in car and driving for hundreds of miles

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John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain

4 years ago

The person that sent that Civil Service tweet right now.

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy

4 years ago

this pandemic has made me realise that previously many times i claimed to be "at the end of my tether" i was in fact somewhere around the middle of my tether

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alexmassie @alexmassie

4 years ago

Well, obviously that was in many ways a disgraceful performance but, viewed merely as a matter of politics, it was also staggeringly *inept*.

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Michael Deacon @MichaelPDeacon

4 years ago

"It's not about what you guys think"

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Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky

4 years ago

"It's not about what you guys think"

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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

4 years ago

But isn’t it endangering others by potentially spreading the virus?

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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

4 years ago

I thought we were supposed to be protecting our families by not visiting our families?

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Suella Braverman MP @SuellaBraverman

4 years ago

I thought we were supposed to be protecting our families by not visiting our families?

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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

4 years ago

By “you guys” he means “the country”.

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Daniel Sandford @BBCDanielS

4 years ago

By “you guys” he means “the country”.

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Wes Streeting MP @wesstreeting

4 years ago

If only you had been as quick off the mark to protect people in care homes as you have been to protect Dominic Cummings.

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Matt Hancock @MattHancock

4 years ago

If only you had been as quick off the mark to protect people in care homes as you have been to protect Dominic Cummings.

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Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall

4 years ago

Matt Hancock on Neil Ferguson when he broke social distancing guidelines, he said he was “speechless” before adding “It's a matter for the police...But I think the social distancing rules are very important and people should follow them."

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Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall

4 years ago

Well at least there’s clarity now: if you’re afraid of getting ill, even if you have the virus, it’s permissible to travel vast distances to drop your child off with someone else.

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Matt Hancock @MattHancock

4 years ago

Well at least there’s clarity now: if you’re afraid of getting ill, even if you have the virus, it’s permissible to travel vast distances to drop your child off with someone else.

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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

4 years ago

Great, if anyone gets ill it’s fine for them to drive 250 miles for childcare. Thanks for clarifying.

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Matt Hancock @MattHancock

4 years ago

Great, if anyone gets ill it’s fine for them to drive 250 miles for childcare. Thanks for clarifying.

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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

4 years ago

How many people live up there in this family compound?

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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

4 years ago

You’re the one politicising it you runaway ventriloquist’s dummy.

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Dominic Raab @DominicRaab

4 years ago

You’re the one politicising it you runaway ventriloquist’s dummy.

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Otto English @Otto_English

4 years ago

Slightly ironic that Farage and Cummings, 2 men who've done more than anyone to limit our free movement, can't hack it for one second when theirs is taken away.

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Russ Jones @RussInCheshire

4 years ago

The week in Tory, a thread: 1 Accidentally made it illegal to drive to Wales 2 Made it easier to see other people's parents than your own 3 Issued new advice that was officially ignored by Scotland, Wales, NI, and the councils of Manchester, Liverpool and Newcastle.

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Will Smith @willsmithwriter

4 years ago

How does Robert Jenrick manage to come across as both 17 and 57 at the same time.

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