David Quantick @quantick
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE AUSTEN? (French & Saunders, Radio 4). MISSY (Big Finish, 2024). RICKY'S HAND (Titan). BOOK OF LOVE (NOW Films). Emmy (VEEP). davidquantick.com Up the bloody tree. Joined March 2009-
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28 April 1962 Spike Milligan married Patricia Ridgway (the day after her 28th birthday) at the Church of Our Lady of Good Council and St Joseph, Cragg Wood, Rawdon, West Yorkshire. Secombe was there but Spike's best man was George Martin who would meet The Beatles 40 days later
Morning all. I’ve reported this imposter account, @exitthelemming8, to twitter support, twice. They do nothing. Please block and if you can be bothered, report. Let’s see what happens
While I'm here, congratulations to Graham Caveney on this ★★★★★ review for his amazing memoir The Body in the Library. A bit previous, as it's not out until the end of May, but so well-deserved. independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
Neil was Not Happy with the headline.
Neil was Not Happy with the headline.
Hope they're not throwing the baby out with the salty bathwater here.
He’s playing every member of the Hussein family like Nutty Professor 2 - The Klumps
I don't think anyone else will have noticed, so I'm dropping by to wish myself a happy 30th anniversary. What a Carve Up!, published by Viking Books on 28 April, 1994.
Today's train sandwiches are of course magnificent when there is a sandwich, when there is a buffet, when there is a train, when there is a rail to run it on.
Today's train sandwiches are of course magnificent when there is a sandwich, when there is a buffet, when there is a train, when there is a rail to run it on.
"original"
Who plays the parents in your biopic
After I die, I would like my remains donated to @whiskas_uk
After I die, I would like my remains donated to @whiskas_uk
NME writers’ best films of 1982. New Musical Express, 8 January 1983. @bibakopf
‘Pillows And Prayers’ compilation, Y Records compilation, The Shoes, Anthony Braxton, Bob Seger, The Happy Family, The Brothers Johnson, The Hypothetical Prophets. Illustration by Ian Wright. LP reviews, New Musical Express, 8 January 1983.
A New Bohemia is a stand out song on the new Pet Shop Boys album Nonetheless. It mentions a group called Les Petits Bon Bons: here’s a picture of the original Bon Bons, radical gay glam rock media stars, in 1973 LA. From right, Bobby and Jerry Bon Bon
This has made my day!
This has made my day!
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I've known #MayPang for over 50 years and watched her film #TheLostWeekend with nothing but admiration. In the same circumstances others might have settled scores or bigged-up their contribution to the #JohnLennon legend. Not May. She told her story simply & honestly. Brilliant.
@quantick @Epithemiou difference is i got a part.
@quantick i tried but i couldn’t do the accent
@quantick i believe he’s playing himself in this film
The Swifties are kicking off but Tennant is right. I've *heard* plenty of Taylor Swift music. I've seen her live, listened to her albums. But I only *know* "Shake It Off". That isn't really a comment on Swift, but on pop as a whole, and how it doesn't cut through like it used to.
Pet Shop Boys’ Neil Tennant says Taylor Swift’s music is “disappointing” “What is Taylor Swift’s ‘Billie Jean’? ‘Shake It Off’? I listened to that the other day and it is not ‘Billie Jean’, is it?” bit.ly/4b21dyO
Thanks @fuzzynick for reaquainting me with Brendan Benson's Metarie a song that reminds me of Brian Protheroe's Pinball in its perfect encapsulation of the solo mundane life. What other sad songs capture that solitary melancholy aspect. 1/2
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What do @RishiSunak & Akshata Murty talk about when they meet up with her father?
Just a bleary glance at this I can see Clean Slate, Cutter's Way & The Thing, still three of my favourite films...
NME writers’ best films of 1982. New Musical Express, 8 January 1983. @bibakopf
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what’s more culturally significant, the renaissance or the who’s rock and roll circus performance?
@quantick And I see the Alan Bennett 90th celebration this week on BBC4 is pisspoor.