Evan Handler @EvanHandler
Actor, Author, Inspirational Pessimist I block nonsense quickly. Bluecheck-less since 2023. @baggageehandler Instagram EvanHandler.com Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2009-
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New York Public Library, Main Branch From #bryantpark, 4/29, 9 pm, 65 degrees. Welcome home. #AJLT season 3.
"The goal is to keep authoritarians from ever again gaining power without winning a majority and stacking powerful institutions with judges and officials wildly out of step with the public." Great article about what's needed (but might not be possible). nytimes.com/2024/04/26/opi…
Imagine having a drive through high school graduation for Covid then a cancelled college graduation ceremony because your administration is afraid of peaceful protestors
I don't know anything about this Congressman, but it's the first sensible statement I've seen from anyone in a college or gov't leadership position.
I don't know anything about this Congressman, but it's the first sensible statement I've seen from anyone in a college or gov't leadership position.
I'm having a harder time with the justices saying, "Yeah, sounds right to me."
I'm having a harder time with the justices saying, "Yeah, sounds right to me."
A grand FU to Jeff Bezos, @amazon, and their @WholeFoods @WholeFoodsPR for closing nearly all staffed check-out lines in a continuing attempt to get everyone to use “self” check-out. We are not your employees. We’re you’re (very) high paying customers.
I just learned @BorisEP is included in these indictments. I haven't felt such excitement in a long time. When Ginny Thomas is held accountable, I might not be able to contain myself.
I just learned @BorisEP is included in these indictments. I haven't felt such excitement in a long time. When Ginny Thomas is held accountable, I might not be able to contain myself.
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In recognition of #AMLWorldAwarenessDay, here's an interview from 13 years ago. It holds up. Wishing strength and endurance to all those fighting illness today.
In recognition of #AMLWorldAwarenessDay, here's an interview from 13 years ago. It holds up. Wishing strength and endurance to all those fighting illness today.
Right now seems like a good time to remind everyone that Donald Trump’s first impeachment was for withholding military aid from Ukraine until he could extort its president for dirt on Joe Biden to sabotage our election. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇸🇺🇦
Wordle 1,036 2/6* ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Changed up the intro word. Good result.
I'd want to go to her school...
I'd want to go to her school...
Let's be clear: Democrats and only half of GOP outnumbered MAGA, pressuring Johnson to ensure a vote. That and public pressure worked. Ukraine aid took a massive 8 month effort as Russia killed civilians. The delay aided Putin and was a victory for MAGA/Russia
Presidential Immunity!🤦♂️
I'm bewildered that so many have posted images/video of the man who set himself on fire in NYC. It's been widely reported. Do you think you're breaking news by sharing images? If you're intrigued, outraged, horrified, go ahead & express it. Posing pics feels like assault.
NEW: @citsecurities spokesperson responds to @DevinNunes' claim in his recent letter to the Nasdaq about short selling $DJT. I've never seen Citadel Securities respond like this:
Can something be hysterically sad?
Can something be hysterically sad?
"The document for the first time provides official confirmation & codification of what many in the Moscow elite say has become a hybrid war against the West." Will each of the Putin apologist Republicans be asked to comment on this? And pressed about it? washingtonpost.com/world/2024/04/…
shauna @goldengateblond
340K Followers 2K Following I didn’t pay for this shit. goldengateblond on all the platforms.
Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY
84K Followers 1K Following Novelist, playwright, essayist and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called, “one of our pre-eminent humorists.” Illustration by Tom Bachtell
And Just Like That... @AndJustLikeThat
37K Followers 17 Following New beginnings are in season. #AndJustLikeThat Season 2 is here! All episodes are now streaming on @streamonmax.
Saverio Guerra @saverio825
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Spencer Garrett @1SpencerGarrett
13K Followers 10K Following Storyteller. Just a plane crash away from becoming Europe’s weirdest king. Currently:@HBO @hbomax #WinningTimeHBO as Chick Hearn https://t.co/bxpmE6I71e
Michael Chiklis @MichaelChiklis
115K Followers 1K Following “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” ~ Socrates
Bill Prady ⚛️ @billprady
186K Followers 1K Following Co Creator: Big Bang Theory. Married to @JessicaQueller. MAGA and Twitter Blue automatically blocked. Former blue check.
😍4DavidDuchovny @hearteyes4david
2K Followers 778 Following Fan Account | She/Her @Grungekid84 is my personal account. here’s my Redbubble link https://t.co/3bw7Pztieu
Warren Leight @warrenleightTV
68K Followers 5K Following Showrunner:SVU,CrimIntent,Lights Out,In Treatment(NAACP, Imagen, Peabody Awards). Playwright (Tony Award, Side Man). Jazz, Knicks, Mets. Blue Check no more.
LuAnn Smith @luannmsmith
556 Followers 658 Following I am comfortable being by myself, but I am happiest when I am with my family and friends. I’m a blue dot in a red state.
MelT @DrDuchovny
2K Followers 2K Following not a real doctor, FAN of | #TheXFiles | #DavidDuchovny | #GillianAnderson | #MitchPileggi | #AnnabethGish | 40ish, she/her
Carrie Preston @carriepreston
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Terry Kinney🎸🎬 @RealTerryKinney
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Laurice Fattal 🟧 @LauriceF
13K Followers 12K Following Pro Democracy. Equality. Choice. Fan of TV/Horror/& Creepy Things. Cofounder-Performer at @eightimprov @Improv4Kids Jerks get blocked
Josh Charles @MrJoshCharles
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Karma ⌘ @TKKarma
2K Followers 2K Following Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side.
pamela Stafford @PJSPosts
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docindystopia @docindystopia
389 Followers 1K Following HCW|Single queue for emergency care|Speak up for safety|#CovidisAirborne
Dr Carolyn Siddel @CarolynSiddel
486 Followers 375 Following Country Locum. Loving the travel to small towns country wide to work in their hospitals to help out, coming to a small town near you.
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Elton @lG3ILoOj7Dwh23q
47 Followers 1K Following 風雨を経験しなければ、虹を見ることはできない。磨かれなければ、ダイヤモンドになることはできない。堅持して、奮闘して、夢はついに実現します！頑張って！
herio1983 @herion1983
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Jennifer K. Breedlove @jkbreedlove
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Tommaso DiRenzo 🟧 .. @DirenzoTommaso1
361 Followers 811 Following I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
CA Dog Whisperer @CADogWhisperer
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🇬🇩 🇺🇸FEAR.. @FearlessJ2008
1K Followers 5K Following UNTIL NEXT TIME... I AM FEARLESS! DONATE TO THIS CHANNEL: https://t.co/pXwwcI1H4M CASH APP: https://t.co/Vdk1eZBOSN
The Hostile Handmaid .. @HostileHandmaid
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Know AML 🔴⚫️ @KNOW_AML
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Anna @Annatated
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Rolli @rolliwrites
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gtr @gtrExpress
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Süsse Limone @suesselimone
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Manu Intiraymi @ManuIntiraymi
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EMS @RedVineFamily
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Adaline Bowman 🇺�.. @Adalinebowman31
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Barnes & Chernobyl @CeeFright
661 Followers 804 Following Charm is the viscous grease with which he oils his flim-flam machine!
Helen @helen073899428
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megmclaugh @megmclaughs
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César Gamiño @CesarGamino
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zjoress @zjoress
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Michael Schmidt 🇺�.. @mschmidtxr1
783 Followers 3K Following #Humanism #Atheism #Enlightenment 40yrs #IT $TSLA M3LR Lateral thinker loving ambiguity. Had 3 Salukis, who opened me a portal to another world. Born 317 ppm.
shauna @goldengateblond
340K Followers 2K Following I didn’t pay for this shit. goldengateblond on all the platforms.
Bebe Neuwirth (she/he.. @BebeNeuwirth
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Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio
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Michael Chiklis @MichaelChiklis
115K Followers 1K Following “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” ~ Socrates
Bill Prady ⚛️ @billprady
186K Followers 1K Following Co Creator: Big Bang Theory. Married to @JessicaQueller. MAGA and Twitter Blue automatically blocked. Former blue check.
Warren Leight @warrenleightTV
68K Followers 5K Following Showrunner:SVU,CrimIntent,Lights Out,In Treatment(NAACP, Imagen, Peabody Awards). Playwright (Tony Award, Side Man). Jazz, Knicks, Mets. Blue Check no more.
Terry Kinney🎸🎬 @RealTerryKinney
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Josh Charles @MrJoshCharles
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Paula Vogel @VogelPaula
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Sarah Maslin Nir @SarahMaslinNir
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BNX @BNXAmerica
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Ann Garvin @AnnGarvin_
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Jen @JenResistedAGN
23K Followers 13K Following Humanist. Ally 🏳️🌈#GunControl #TrumpForPrison Women’s rights are human rights. Black Lives Matter. Locked out of @jenresisted please re-follow here & on 🧵😊
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Jared Harris🎭 @JaredHarris
59K Followers 214 Following Formerly verified on Twitter, Actor, @Allegratastic’s husband, Stream “The Ghost of Richard Harris” on Britbox #TeamHarris
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50K Followers 1K Following 👣 Siksikaitsitapii/Nimíipuu 💖 She/They 🫂 Aspiring Ewok 🌳🐻bumblebee boarder 🐝 🏡 ✨
Honey @benegotherit
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Andrew Weissmann (wei.. @AWeissmann_
364K Followers 2K Following Co-host of @MSNBC podcast "Prosecuting Donald Trump;” author of 2 NYT bestsellers "The Trump Indictments" and "Where Law Ends: Inside the Mueller Investigation”
Harold Perrineau @HaroldPerrineau
60K Followers 832 Following You may know me from FROM, Lost, OZ or The Matrix Trilogy...or as Aurora, Wynter and Holidays dad. Either way, it's all Good.
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46K Followers 4K Following Opinions are my own // Comms Strategy @ACLU // She/Her
Rachel Premack @rrpre
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Billy Porter @theebillyporter
223K Followers 2K Following 2x Tony + Grammy, Emmy, & Drama Desk winning actor, director, singer, dancer, writer, advocate. Interview requests: Slate PR. Tap link for music, books, events
Brian Wallach @bsw5020
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Sean Astin @SeanAstin
449K Followers 2K Following Answers to Mikey, Rudy, Sam & Bob…also hey you, dad and we’ll be right with you sir - If ya’d like a personalized video message: https://t.co/Xm6Lj5PxsM
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Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyanTV
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TJ Newman @T_J_Newman
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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface
12K Followers 3K Following Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
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Sam McAlister @SamMcAlister1
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David Atkins @DavidOAtkins
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@patriottakes I would like to volunteer to fight Charlie Kirk on November 3 regardless of the outcome of the election.
@evamergency Did you guys want him to play Leonard Bernstein like Ryan Gosling played Neil Armstrong…
@ByronYork It’s a weird flex to use so many words just to say, “it was only sexual assault.”
Cities were literally not “burned to the ground.” I lived in PDX during this. The biggest irony was that my friends would get frantic calls from their loved ones in Republican-run states where the COVID death toll was astronomical. They were literally *less* safe than we were.
@VABVOX What happened during the BLM riots was much worse ffs City's were burned to the ground. Also how the fuck do you have an "insurrection" without any guns ? You always post about the right and their guns yet they didn't bring them to the planned insurrection 🤔 Give me a break 🙄
@joerussotweets @IATSE im with everyone... stop the corporate monsters... but ftlog i just want a new season of and just like that... at this rate by time i get it back miranda gonna be straight again
My power went out and my vibrator wasn’t charged so I had to manually wank off using my finger like some sort of pilgrim.
Hit the 'Like' button if you agree with Liz Cheney that Taylor Swift is a national treasure.
does insisting “There are only two genders!” make you feel better about none of them wanting to fuck you?
@EvanHandler Gave this a read and just wanted to say how glad I am you're here with us. Glad all survivors are here with us.
Happiest of birthdays to Pat Benatar, Sir @rodstewart CBE, Steely Dan’s @DonaldFagen, Kris Kross’s Chris “Daddy Mac” Smith, @EvanHandler, and @GeorgeForeman! 🎂❤️ #PatBenatar #RodStewart #DonaldFagen #ChrisSmith #EvanHandler #GeorgeForeman #BOTD
@EvanHandler I actually have this issue. I think it's a great thing to be famous for. And then also for me, sitting naked in a white couch. 😂😂😂
@EvanHandler Handsome, healthy, intelligent, talented. You have a lot to be grateful for in the New Year 💙
@EvanHandler I just remember the nice a$$ shots. 😉
@EvanHandler Oh happy happy birthday! Loved for all the right things! 🎉🥂🎂🎁
@EvanHandler It’s okay to be a known as a survivor. My son was 21 when he died of leukemia. It started as T-ALL and reinvented itself as AML. He fought hard for nearly 10 months. I’m glad you are a Survivor. The world needs more survivors. And, the world needed Charlie Runkle!
@EvanHandler You have a permanent place in my heart for being brave enough to go against the grain,😷 and advocate for COVID mitigations. You're an EGOT to me Evan!! 🥰
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