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i love when dudes are named Guy. like, yeah. exactly.
Hey dude it’s good to see you. Haven’t seen you since high school. Are you still the quarterback there
It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.
Disney will combine its Hulu + Live TV business with Fubo. Disney will own 70% of the company and appoint members to its board. The combined business will operate under the name Fubo. The combined company will be the 2nd biggest vMVPD next to YouTube TV. $FUBO $DIS
Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!” This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
Two fundamentally different candidates
Oh no. The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie
Biden versus Trump is a tough choice, because I love them both so much. It's a real greater of two goods election.
Everyone has their own word they've been been pronouncing as incorrectly as the guy in that video says tzatziki. And that's ok
Disney will combine its Hulu + Live TV business with Fubo. Disney will own 70% of the company and appoint members to its board. The combined business will operate under the name Fubo. The combined company will be the 2nd biggest vMVPD next to YouTube TV. $FUBO $DIS
i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
YES!!!!! [reading second part of tweet] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barry Keoghan to star in Saddam Hussein movie, but he’s not playing Saddam Hussein dlvr.it/T2pJ8P
𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛�... @KLobstar
93K Followers 1K Following complaints about me must be mailed to me with a self addressed stamped envelope | contact: [email protected]
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
24K Followers 673 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn
187K Followers 1K Following writer/producer/poster DM for a photo of my most recent meal
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
101K Followers 2K Following I only take up a little of the collapsing space. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
23K Followers 743 Following Denver pop punk. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: Woody B Bass: Dave Cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
♥mark magark♥ @markedly
23K Followers 319 Following See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | he/him
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
35K Followers 2K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
35K Followers 1K Following if you follow me you agree with all of my opinions
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Rads @_radsy
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Caitlin @caithuls
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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
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Scott M @skunkmartini
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Martino Incognito �... @StellarDadBod
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em jayy @emjayy1027
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46 Followers 807 Following I like talking about stuff - games on Backloggd, movies on Letterboxd, music everywhere
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March @NejiLives
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𝒥𝒶𝒸𝓀 @Jack_8538
3K Followers 5K Following • @Celtics • @Patriots • @RedSox • @NHLBruins • @OU_Football • • @BeMore27 • @JayTatum0 • @UConnMBB • @MacMiller • @Chrisgonzo28 •
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684 Followers 3K Following A little esoteric, maybe. American. “He’s arguing. He’s making an argument.”
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46 Followers 415 Following Published Author - Mental Health Advocate - Cool Guy https://t.co/yq1pWcS7ZQ
charlie @StyledApe
7K Followers 1K Following “Opposition researcher” - David Sacks. Creator of the Moss Planet YouTube channel. podcast: @mostcontropod. email me [email protected]
ShawnBassGui @ShawnPBeaver1
54 Followers 166 Following bass guitarist for many projects and an IT professional. My skills are many but my time is limited. Follow Me on FB and Instagram.
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Joe @thy3rdeye
120 Followers 368 Following I have my old account back. We are back to sports shit posting baybeeeee 🏴
Trev Reporteraport @incredelman_11
4K Followers 856 Following Your #1 source for REAL fake news! - 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄 🇺🇸Patriots | Celtics | Red Sox | Bruins l USMNT
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30 Followers 354 Following
deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE
39K Followers 2K Following it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels ♡@owomuwu♡ @SAMOYEDCORE on twitter (not X
AdaChu @AdaChu13
1 Followers 151 Following
Andrea Bridges-Smith @abridgessmith
2K Followers 4K Following CEO & Host at the Fenix News Network. Follow me if you love satirical news shows!
Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious
21K Followers 9K Following I once was curious, but you fuckers ruined that long ago. Lover of naps, sarcasm, & for some reason this place. Feed me carbs and we’ll get along just fine.
Neil Lowenthal @NeilLowenthal1
21K Followers 18K Following An alleged comedy writer, Neil & his twin Mark traffic in political humor & topics of equally bad taste Contributor @sorrowscopes https://t.co/hjMYXwa7pO
𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛�... @KLobstar
93K Followers 1K Following complaints about me must be mailed to me with a self addressed stamped envelope | contact: [email protected]
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
24K Followers 673 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn
187K Followers 1K Following writer/producer/poster DM for a photo of my most recent meal
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
101K Followers 2K Following I only take up a little of the collapsing space. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
23K Followers 743 Following Denver pop punk. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: Woody B Bass: Dave Cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
♥mark magark♥ @markedly
23K Followers 319 Following See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | he/him
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
35K Followers 2K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
thomas violence @thomas_violence
76K Followers 2K Following I'm Mr @boontavista, Mr @twobitmovieclub and Mr BORLFF.
rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
35K Followers 1K Following if you follow me you agree with all of my opinions
Brian Gaar @briangaar
73K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv Read my stuff at: https://t.co/e9CGIwhVgN
David Hughes @david8hughes
107K Followers 779 Following Writer. I wrote this bio. Mock the Week | Trailer Park Boys | The Project
slick @dlicj
30K Followers 338 Following
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch
97K Followers 686 Following
𝒥𝒶𝒸𝓀 @Jack_8538
3K Followers 5K Following • @Celtics • @Patriots • @RedSox • @NHLBruins • @OU_Football • • @BeMore27 • @JayTatum0 • @UConnMBB • @MacMiller • @Chrisgonzo28 •
Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2
279K Followers 78K Following did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
charlie @StyledApe
7K Followers 1K Following “Opposition researcher” - David Sacks. Creator of the Moss Planet YouTube channel. podcast: @mostcontropod. email me [email protected]
🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth
6K Followers 2K Following Canes • Charli xcx and Svech enthusiast • Red Sox • Pats • Flash Nerd • 🇵🇸
Bill the Scrivening E... @realbillwalsh
456 Followers 1K Following he/his/him/they Airplane 2 is superior to Airplane!, although both are good
Joe @thy3rdeye
120 Followers 368 Following I have my old account back. We are back to sports shit posting baybeeeee 🏴
Trev Reporteraport @incredelman_11
4K Followers 856 Following Your #1 source for REAL fake news! - 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄 🇺🇸Patriots | Celtics | Red Sox | Bruins l USMNT
deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE
39K Followers 2K Following it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels ♡@owomuwu♡ @SAMOYEDCORE on twitter (not X
Neil Lowenthal @NeilLowenthal1
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DentArthurDent @GasolineBreath
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Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
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🇺🇸 Happy ChillM... @cravin4
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August @AuggieInCharge
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ethan @ethanbgoofy
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kscraps @kelly_scraps
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Rich Harrington @McNarstle
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Duke Max “Carnival ... @mynameisntdave
10K Followers 1K Following Sorry, Emily. I had to wait 300 years for a VIRGIN to light a candle. UCB’s SHIZ. Been doing songs too: https://t.co/vGm1kfEPyj
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