jess (retired) @jessokfine
Extremely Powerful Witch. former trademark holder: Cow Facts™️. Thanks for the memories ❤️ twitter.com/search?q=from%… She/Her Joined June 2012-
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Everyone is super mad at me for my various sins and transgressions like they are somehow my fault.
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My official stance
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Mama Bear: The porridge is ready Papa Bear: Perfect let’s leave for a couple of hours
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They saw an opportunity and they took it
butter noodles and bagel with cream cheese aren’t the same but they are the same as well
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most dudes are just some guy
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I do not believe I actually know how to drive. I believe I got my license through some sort of mistake and I have just managed to wing it since then.
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kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century
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Nice petard, bro. Sure would be a shame if you got hoisted by it
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I cannot be the only one who thinks “French cut” green beans are simply too sexy
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Try as you might, you will never dissuade me from believing that broccolini is broccoli’s Waluigi.
I bought this little lemon jar only because it looked happy and I don’t know what to use it for. I am open to suggestions
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@jessokfine First of all, NOOOOOOO don’t go!!! Second, you and your tweets are great and will be missed around here—take care✨
@chang_koo @jessokfine I think about her “something knocks back” watermelon tweet every single time I’m in a grocery store.
@jessokfine Slicing some bread this week thought about your playing with knives tweet. The very best to you Jess!
@jessokfine We’ll miss you but also this feels like Good Will Hunting where I’m just happy you made it out
@jessokfine Dear Jess, all the best wishes. It was a pleasure.
@jessokfine I’ll miss you Jess. I see that CowFacts is up for new ownership, but there’s no way I would do it justice.
@jessokfine Your distinctive humor will be missed. Goodbye and good luck.
@House_Feminist @jessokfine nobody should be allowed to leave
I know im being so extra rn and no one is dying or whatever but im just very sad and I don’t know how to deal with it other than framing it with some gratitude lmao it just feels like everything has only been ending for so long now 😩 my soul needs a dang beginning pls
Even if we’ve never interacted, laughing and sharing in the real time ups and downs through the absolute shit show of the last 5 years has been significant and preserving for me and i’m thankful for y’all’s various appearances in and contributions to the timeline of my life.
I’m just rambling but while I’m having a wistful recollection I would like everyone who has made this place magical for me to know I love and appreciate you and am grateful for what you’ve added/continue to add to this experience.
The Website experience is still overall positive for me, but it is not magic and the most powerful witch logging off makes it official. I hope there is still magic here in all the shittiness for some people and fucken somewhere for me.
I’ve reluctantly known for awhile that exhilarating expansive chapter is over for me here, but Jess’ understandable and respectable decision to let go is kind of a nail in the coffin of an era in my life and I am grieving!
I worshipped Jess from afar for so long. Just so hilarious and creative and badass. Finding genuine friendship and connection with people I respected and adored changed my life in so many ways and made me feel so much less alone
me reacting to @jessokfine quitting Twitter
@jessokfine I don’t know what else to say right now. I do not agree with this user.
@jessokfine noooooo jess! ok fine remember the wedding of @okimstillhungry and @spiceebrown? that was a fun weekend. glad to have meet you here and there.
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