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What will be the third movie this year that triggers the “period sex” trend articles??
I'm coming for Ken Jennings' job. Thank you to all my pals at @colbertlateshow who helped make this beautifully dumb thing happen.
I'm coming for Ken Jennings' job. Thank you to all my pals at @colbertlateshow who helped make this beautifully dumb thing happen.
Hmm it’s #LatinaEqualPayDay and your girl is still looking for a TV comedy job! 👀👀👀
Hmm it’s #LatinaEqualPayDay and your girl is still looking for a TV comedy job! 👀👀👀
“Is this called ‘Love at First Sight’? It should be called ‘Love at First Flight,” @chelsaat 10 minutes into this movie.
Can’t wait for a bunch of teens to kick the shit out of these robots
Can’t wait for a bunch of teens to kick the shit out of these robots
Movie stars really love to be reluctant movie stars.
My therapist told me that a lot of adults who were gifted as children listen to Joy Division because it reminds them of the joy they felt doing division
The Afterparty understands a fundamental truth: Sam Richardson should be a romcom lead.
I don’t know how to explain it but the difference between $2.75 and a $20 cab ride is significant and the difference between $2.90 and a $20 cab ride is nothing!
I feel like, in a very real way, we are all selling tickets to Fyre Fest 2 which we planned while in solitary confinement
I feel like, in a very real way, we are all selling tickets to Fyre Fest 2 which we planned while in solitary confinement
We’re a pretty much all woman striking crew looking for the finishing funds for our short film. It’s a passion project we’re hoping to get to the finish line and into festivals. Please help if you can or share on your socials. We really appreciate y’all! gofundme.com/f/unbraided-po…
I know I’m not in the journalism world anymore but I just gotta say: everyone puts their “And Just Like That…” recaps up too early!!!
it is ultimately kinda funny that the show Stephen Amell is promoting while completely (and intentionally) ignoring strike rules is called “Heels.”
PACKED HOUSE at UPS “practice” strike this morning in Los Angeles: 340,000 UPS workers are preparing to walk off the job when their union contract officially expires July 31. This will be one of the largest labor actions in U.S. history.
According to Wells Fargo, studios spent a combined $140B on content in 2022 -- or $384M a day. We're asking for less than two days.
According to Wells Fargo, studios spent a combined $140B on content in 2022 -- or $384M a day. We're asking for less than two days.
Need to discuss the new season of Project Greenlight forever. And also …. bring back “The Chair” 👀👀👀
Do we think… Christopher Nolan asked IMAX to not do their traditional countdown clock for Oppenheimer?
The only streaming service I watch now is the Taskmaster YouTube channel.
This is so funny because … you can still write all the scripts, my dude. Why does the idea of giving like 6 people health insurance bum you out so much??
This is so funny because … you can still write all the scripts, my dude. Why does the idea of giving like 6 people health insurance bum you out so much??
Big Foe is looking good on grass 👀👀👀👀 Can’t wait for Wimbledon!
Big Foe is looking good on grass 👀👀👀👀 Can’t wait for Wimbledon!
Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged
10K Followers 2K Following Writer @tooningout // A Total Switch Show + Self Center @teamcoco // @Clickhole @funnyordie @jurassicpark2go // [email protected]
Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
Jackson McHenry @McHenryJD
12K Followers 1K Following critic @vulture @nymag, former Neopets millionaire, he/him
E. Alex Jung (probabl.. @e_alexjung
88K Followers 1K Following making love in the time of neoliberalism // features at @vulture/@nymag // email: [email protected]
Tooning Out The News @tooningout
11K Followers 826 Following Real News for a Cartoon World. Wednesdays at 11:30 PM on @ComedyCentral. Executive Produced by @StephenAtHome, @RJFried, and @TimLueckeArt.
Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman
81K Followers 5K Following I run The Maris Review! author of I Want To Burn This Place Down, 2025 or so from @eccobooks
Chelsey Saatkamp @chelsaat
882 Followers 1K Following promoter of @pbsnature docs, vintage clocks and compression socks
Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger
36K Followers 685 Following
Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren
28K Followers 863 Following critic @vulture, child wrangler. kathryn.vanarendonk @ https://t.co/6LbuHJVbFk - i'm hanging out more at bsky lately
Christopher Bonanos @heybonanos
7K Followers 3K Following @heynell’s husband. Dad. City editor/Memory Alpha of @nymag. Books: Weegee, Polaroid, Greeks. 10/10 on Room Rater. In the archives, turning every goddamn page.
Ercan Aslanyürek @Aslanyurek5769
22 Followers 379 Following
Kelvin Hardy🇺🇸 @kelvinhardy82
127 Followers 2K Following 🇺🇸 Widower, saved by grace. love saving lives..
Jasmin Kirby @KirbyJasmi71518
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Mia Gabriel @miagabes
7 Followers 33 Following
Sara Allford @SaraogAllford
30 Followers 770 Following Gathered on the site of girls from all US states 😇 Ready for a 1 on 1 meeting Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/wM3afllmQI
! @moujanz
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Doris @dorismeyers50
227 Followers 3K Following
Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice
3K Followers 2K Following Writer. Author. Storyteller. Says fuck A LOT. King of the Gods, probably. You don't know.⚡️⚡️⚡️ Host of Bolded Slugs: The Podcast https://t.co/o4k7h4Ny0e
Evan Kornfeld @evankornfeld
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Winnie Frolik @wfrolik
589 Followers 2K Following Author of 'The Illhenny Murders' and 'Death at Bayard Lodge' from Nine Star Press
Christina Auriana @ChristinaAuria
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lando @landosembery
180 Followers 1K Following A better life is possible. | Daily essays: https://t.co/2fWw0pSPGD | Poetry & prose: https://t.co/OuovXXS7vA
Victor Lledo @victorlledo
62K Followers 62K Following #Film critic/writer Credits https://t.co/QodHAL8Fl0. Currently writing a book and a #Feature length #Doc. insta: @victorlledo
Matt Mikalatos @mattmikalatos
8K Followers 3K Following Screenwriter and Author (LOVING DISAGREEMENT and YA trilogy SUNLIT LANDS) The Great C.S. Lewis reread: https://t.co/UjNz4z2Usu he/him
Nick Hornedo @NickHornedo
2K Followers 1K Following Digital @ColumbiaSIPA | Comedian | ✏️ @McSweeneys @PointsInCase | will make you watch Scream (1996)
Deepak Aggarwal (DP) .. @not8AllFunny
119 Followers 482 Following Stand-up Comedy, Writing for Late Night Television and Improv enthusiast!
amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde
35K Followers 950 Following writer. formerly @comedycentral @clickhole
Hillary Levi is on Th.. @hillarylevi
4K Followers 415 Following Producer/Development Exec. Professional nerd. Formerly @crunchyroll @freeformtv @boomstudios tweets = mine (she/her) 💖💜💙
Sean Crespo @SeanCrespo
5K Followers 1K Following 2X WGA Award winner. Writer: Full Frontal, Jodorowsky’s F*R*I*E*N*D*S, @goastromo show with BBC Studios. Framinghamian 💍 to Birminghamiam @carolrhartsell
ronald @ronaldmetellus
1K Followers 711 Following writer at Ziwe, Tooning Out The News former staffer, current contrib for The Onion IG: ronald__metellus
Khaleel Rahman @Krahman333
811 Followers 2K Following Producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf @wnpr Contributor @reductress @theonion Host of @tight5comedypod, listen here: https://t.co/mnT4HGcLkY
Alice Robb @alicelrobb
2K Followers 2K Following Author of Don't Think, Dear: On Loving and Leaving Ballet (Feb 2023) from @marinerbooks & @oneworldnews + Why We Dream (2018)
stringcheese zucker @sophierzucker
7K Followers 1K Following comedian! @nymag comic to watch. writer for @thedailyshow & other stuff.
Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedinaa
5K Followers 3K Following Writer @colbertlateshow. From a country you misspell. 🇨🇴 Co-host of @UnTiedStatesPod Funny words in @NewYorker, @mcsweeneys, more.
Hannah Wright @HannahAWright
3K Followers 1K Following tv writer @tooningout // tv watcher @ pretty much everything
Marisa Bramwell @marisabramwell
1K Followers 916 Following media multi-hyphenate, 2x emmy nom, 1st Gen 🇯🇲🇺🇸 stem kid who writes really well 🚀 WGA + MBA. #startw8 mentor & mentee. yes i left twitter when elon bought
Holly Harris @hjh1024_
35 Followers 300 Following Love Disney classics. Love music. Love reading. Love the Jonas Brothers, been a fan since I was twelve. I'll always be a fan of them.
மன்மதனி.. @Hidden_Yogii
455 Followers 2K Following 🔞Erotic writer, DM for fun, Buddhist Tantric fetish sex enthusiasts, கூதியில சூத்துல தேன ஊத்தி நக்கறது, கூதி மூத்திரம் ருசி பாக்குறது எனக்கு ரொம்ப புடிக்கும்
Carla Nägeli @carlanaegeli
2K Followers 3K Following
Cancel Culture Podcas.. @CancelCulture_p
52 Followers 74 Following Gen-Z femmes write jokes about controversial topics that even a white, cis-man could tell and not get canceled for. Why? To show it’s possible.
Lisa Pierce @LisaML1990
705 Followers 3K Following I am a struggling artist, born & raised in Denver!
Leave it to Leonor @leaveittoleonor
201 Followers 709 Following Every Thursday, you'll receive a curated newsletter of things to read, shows to watch, music and podcasts to listen to, and other recommendations.
Irma Mares @irma432
99 Followers 1K Following
erndjn @erndjn
0 Followers 71 Following INFJ | °31 MARCH | كتب أسامة المسلم 💗💥💨🌹☘️👼🏃💃💐⛹️☺️😍😘🤗☺️💟⭐⚡💫🔥💋💖👥💤💦🌺🌿🍃⛄🌲☔⭐📚📖📓🖋️🗑️
Al Shipley @alshipley
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Ginger Jackson @Lets_Go_Vegan
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Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged
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Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
Jackson McHenry @McHenryJD
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E. Alex Jung (probabl.. @e_alexjung
88K Followers 1K Following making love in the time of neoliberalism // features at @vulture/@nymag // email: [email protected]
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Tooning Out The News @tooningout
11K Followers 826 Following Real News for a Cartoon World. Wednesdays at 11:30 PM on @ComedyCentral. Executive Produced by @StephenAtHome, @RJFried, and @TimLueckeArt.
Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman
81K Followers 5K Following I run The Maris Review! author of I Want To Burn This Place Down, 2025 or so from @eccobooks
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Threepeat Emmy Winner.. @wtflanksteak
24K Followers 1K Following A wise guy with a big mouth and bigger dreams. management: the twilight zone gremlin contact: wtflanksteak @ gmail . com
maureen monahan @momonahan
2K Followers 2K Following tv writeress and performatrice formerly of @TheOnion and @ClickHole
Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
Chelsey Saatkamp @chelsaat
882 Followers 1K Following promoter of @pbsnature docs, vintage clocks and compression socks
Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger
36K Followers 685 Following
Cinco Paul @cincopedia
7K Followers 245 Following Currently living in Schmigadoon! Also wrote the Despicable Me movies, The Lorax, Horton Hears a Who, The Secret Life of Pets, Bubble Boy the Musical, and this.
Sal Gentile @salgentile
13K Followers 1K Following head writer/producer of A Closer Look at @latenightseth. other places to find me: https://t.co/ymx52glvgL, https://t.co/TnrmEqCfUc, https://t.co/UCeaChhKNp
José Morgado @josemorgado
194K Followers 2K Following Journalist & tennis commentator @Record_Portugal @SportTVPortugal @Bola_Amarela [email protected]
Dan White @atdanwhite
155K Followers 2K Following comedy writer | reps: Framework Entertainment | I perform weekly on @improvisdead
Ellen Stutzman @ellenstutzman
3K Followers 995 Following Executive Director, Writers Guild of America, West; Cornell ILR and UCLA Anderson alum. Views are my own.
Warren Leight @warrenleightTV
68K Followers 5K Following Showrunner:SVU,CrimIntent,Lights Out,In Treatment(NAACP, Imagen, Peabody Awards). Playwright (Tony Award, Side Man). Jazz, Knicks, Mets. Blue Check no more.
Beth Schwartz @SchwartzApprovd
26K Followers 833 Following Showrunner/Executive Producer of Dead Boy Detectives @netflix, and formerly Sweet Tooth @netflix, and Arrow. G-dmother to all Writers’ Assistants.
amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde
35K Followers 950 Following writer. formerly @comedycentral @clickhole
Hillary Levi is on Th.. @hillarylevi
4K Followers 415 Following Producer/Development Exec. Professional nerd. Formerly @crunchyroll @freeformtv @boomstudios tweets = mine (she/her) 💖💜💙
Sean Crespo @SeanCrespo
5K Followers 1K Following 2X WGA Award winner. Writer: Full Frontal, Jodorowsky’s F*R*I*E*N*D*S, @goastromo show with BBC Studios. Framinghamian 💍 to Birminghamiam @carolrhartsell
Cintra @Cintra_Mobility
12K Followers 465 Following We provide innovative transportation infrastructure solutions that enhance mobility and connect you to what matters.
ronald @ronaldmetellus
1K Followers 711 Following writer at Ziwe, Tooning Out The News former staffer, current contrib for The Onion IG: ronald__metellus
Writers Guild of Amer.. @WGAEast
57K Followers 3K Following Writers Guild of America East, @AFLCIO, is a labor union representing writers in film, television, news, podcasts, and online media. #1u
Ben Miller @benwritesthings
18K Followers 3K Following everyone for everyone. writer and historian and bad gay @badgayspod, @noisybits’ boyfriend; my agent is Doug Young at @pew_literary
Robert King @RKing618
8K Followers 2K Following Michelle and I do shows: Evil, The Good Fight, BrainDead, Good Wife, and Elsbeth. We also produce other shows: Your Honor, Happy Face, Would I Lie to You.
Richie Moriarty @richietown
7K Followers 1K Following 📺Pete on @GhostsCBS @paramountplus • 🦇Doug Peterson on @theshadowsfx • JFL New Face • UCB
Alice Robb @alicelrobb
2K Followers 2K Following Author of Don't Think, Dear: On Loving and Leaving Ballet (Feb 2023) from @marinerbooks & @oneworldnews + Why We Dream (2018)
Kaitlyn Dever @KaitlynDever
88K Followers 749 Following
WhenToStream.com @WhenToStream
25K Followers 74 Following Tracking the latest film streaming premieres in the US. Also Follow @WhenToScreen Our release date calendar: https://t.co/fWZfH8oB8n
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
Cora Harrington @lingerie_addict
129K Followers 3K Following Formerly The Lingerie Addict. Seen in NYT, WSJ, WWD, etc. Author In Intimate Detail. MA student Fashion & Textile Studies. Not straight. I block annoying people
Alex Horne @AlexHorne
375K Followers 1K Following Will tell you about things I do here: Taskmaster Universe, Horne Section nonsense, occasional other stuff.
Marisa Bramwell @marisabramwell
1K Followers 916 Following media multi-hyphenate, 2x emmy nom, 1st Gen 🇯🇲🇺🇸 stem kid who writes really well 🚀 WGA + MBA. #startw8 mentor & mentee. yes i left twitter when elon bought
LaToya Morgan @MorganicInk
34K Followers 3K Following Inkslinger. Showrunner. Notorious for DUSTER|WALKING DEAD|INTO THE BADLANDS|TURN|PARENTHOOD|SHAMELESS. Director+Cinephile+ComicsWriter+Creator #WGAStaffingBoost
Dan Trachtenberg @DannyTRS
65K Followers 1K Following Director of: PREY, 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE, BLACK MIRROR: Playtest, THE BOYS: Pilot…
Amber Midthunder @AmberMidthunder
69K Followers 194 Following
Gabby Revilla Lugo �.. @gabbyrevlugo
6K Followers 5K Following I’m a Jewish Latina (Jewtina?) dragon fairy. Sometimes I get paid to make movies and write tv and film.
Lauren Bans @LaurenBans
8K Followers 1K Following (A list of everything I've ever done along with a cute lil' joke)
@realSarahPolley (she.. @realsarahpolley
65K Followers 1K Following My Mom was one of the 30 Helens on Kids In The Hall. She/Her
Desiree Burch @destheray
29K Followers 1K Following #TooHotToHandle voice @Netflix; @Taskmaster S12; #Horne SectionTVShow @channel4; @sohotheatre #standup @primevideouk; Profiles In Fatness @Youtube. She/her/hers
Jessica Marie Garcia @JessMarieGarcia
140K Followers 3K Following • Latina/x/e 🇨🇺💋🇲🇽•Mommy•Actor•Writer•Producer•Eyebrow Enthusiast •she/her
Danielle Pinnock @bodycourage
36K Followers 780 Following Parisian Bedbug by day, Mrs. Claus by night. Haunting #GhostsCBS as "Alberta" & radiating joy in Candy Cane Lane as "Kit.” | [email protected]
Kerry Coddett 🇹�.. @Overfab
5K Followers 676 Following Stand Up Comedian. Actress. Writer. Flatbush Misdemeanors on @Showtime. Sturdiest Milly rock on the block. Creator of @KwanzaaCrawl.
The Debt Collective �.. @StrikeDebt
101K Followers 11K Following The nation’s first debtors’ union, organizing to build power with debt as leverage. You are not a loan! Press: [email protected]
Isabel Sandoval @Isabelvsandoval
33K Followers 909 Following AUTEUR: Lingua Franca, Under The Banner of Heaven 'One of the most exciting and multitalented filmmakers' - Criterion Rep: CAA Inquiries: [email protected]Sloane Stephens d. Elise Mertens 3-6, 6-3, 6-1. 7 consecutive wins Getting closer to the top 30 again. Good news for a lot of people she will be seeded at Roland Garros.
the gasp i just gumpst!!!
I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right
Just got to Isabella Rossellini on ALIAS. How did that spinoff never happen
The way the audience screamed! She got ‘em so good. Also me.
One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
And genuine thank you to everyone for being so nice and protective, I feel like Drew Barrymore at the end of Never Been Kissed, I hated lying to you but it was for my JOB.
All glory to my guy in the audience who made a big bold choice, without which I don’t think this would’ve have been nearly as funny.
I am going to tell a little story about how I slightly fucked up on Friday, so other people do not fuck up the way I did!
now, I think it’s fine to give people a dollar that need it & don’t need a lecture on how I shouldn’t have had my phone out. I forgot to dial *67 and should have! that is one of the lessons from this, I suppose. I am a little freaked out but I think I will be fine
this fucking disgusts me, my midwest kin please hold on to your culture, they are trying to destroy us
SESAME STREET WRITERS HAVE A DEAL
WGA members at Sesame Workshop have reached a new tentative agreement! Writers won historic jurisdiction and minimum rates for animation and new media programs, protections against AI, paid parental leave benefits, and substantial improvements to new media residuals 🎉✊
This one goes out to everyone who ever made a face and told me that nobody reads short story collections. Don’t listen! Keep writing short stories!
thrilled to say that if you look closely you can see me in alex garland’s civil war. im the girl who’s always selling wood fired pizzas in the background
i have been trying to pinpoint the feeling i have when i get a lash lift and it just hit me...i feel like im the dragon from shrek... thats how my eyes look to me
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In a competitive situation, Apple has acquired the rights to Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s upcoming novel ‘Long Island Compromise’ to develop as a series deadline.com/2024/04/taffy-…
no no no you don't understand THIS is the linen set that will solve all my problems
Wild how so many people think the solution to the problem that billionaires are killing art is hoping for more benevolent millionaires.
Literary It Girls™ get ready
YOU WERE NEVER HERE deserved it, still deserves it, and many said so at the time. villagevoice.com/the-best-film-…
with 5 years hindsight, which deserved the palme d'or?
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