maureen monahan @momonahan
tv writeress and performatrice formerly of @TheOnion and @ClickHole maureenmonahanswebsite.com Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2011-
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you could never make Seinfeld today because hot women stopped hanging out with ugly men after 2004 (largely due to justin timberlake’s actions at the super bowl)
you could never make Seinfeld today because hot women stopped hanging out with ugly men after 2004 (largely due to justin timberlake’s actions at the super bowl)
(doing damage control for my friend accused of being an unrepentant genocide supporter) she loves big explosions ❤️
(doing damage control for my friend accused of being an unrepentant genocide supporter) she loves big explosions ❤️
this!! and also why a name like Tony instead of the more accurate Mr. Crimes
this!! and also why a name like Tony instead of the more accurate Mr. Crimes
if you’re in the BRI row of Delta In-Flight Entertainment Movies A-Z you are gonna have a great time
just listened to this o petticoats comedy album from @czmcfadden and @momonahan while doing the dishes and was laughing into my sink like some sort of maniac. it's so funny open.spotify.com/album/2o6ZArw7…
fun fact! Jamison is actually a distant descendant of track 3’s Jemy Jamoo!
fun fact! Jamison is actually a distant descendant of track 3’s Jemy Jamoo!
hark! @czmcfadden and I put out an album. It’s a vigorously researched retrospective on women’s history that critics are praising as “37 minutes long”! you 🫵 can listen to it here👇 open.spotify.com/album/2o6ZArw7…
TONIGHT! Abolish Everything is in LA for ONE NIGHT ONLY @LyricHyperion! WITH: @Harper_Kelsey @kewlwick @momonahan @DylanAdler6 @skyler_higley + Danny Vega giving monologues! PLUS: @rekhalshankar @alexsongxia @ChrisTcholakian + @andymvega on panel! TIX: eventbrite.com/e/abolish-ever…
TONIGHT! Abolish Everything is in LA for ONE NIGHT ONLY @LyricHyperion! WITH: @Harper_Kelsey @kewlwick @momonahan @DylanAdler6 @skyler_higley + Danny Vega giving monologues! PLUS: @rekhalshankar @alexsongxia @ChrisTcholakian + @andymvega on panel! TIX: eventbrite.com/e/abolish-ever…
(doctor placing newborn in my arms, tears in my eyes) oh my god…he’s so grogu coded
*cocks gun* now which one of you said I had “fun aunt energy”
been getting a lot of engagement on this so I just want to reiterate once more that I did not steal this from @seluneandsharmemes
been getting a lot of engagement on this so I just want to reiterate once more that I did not steal this from @seluneandsharmemes
ken Jennings and mayim bialik are a little bit selûne and shar
I could never be a hospice worker because i say “diva down” too much
drew barrymore should murder someone so we can still be mad at her
worth the wait. this picture is going to be in history books. @BeschlossDC
hey folks—I’m hearing that this is actually a fake. Good reminder to be mindful when reposting and spreading stuff like this around. If I can be fooled, so can you. Let’s hang on until we get the real deal.
hey folks—I’m hearing that this is actually a fake. Good reminder to be mindful when reposting and spreading stuff like this around. If I can be fooled, so can you. Let’s hang on until we get the real deal.
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Scenes out of UCLA are reminiscent of summer 2020, when cops in cities across the country tacitly allowed -- or openly colluded with -- racist gangs to terrorize anti-racist protesters. Long history of cops & reactionary vigilantes working in conjunction
Pro-Israel counterprotestors started tearing down @UCLA encampment barriers and screamed "Second nakba!" referring to the mass displacement & dispossession of Palestinians during the 1948 Arab-Israeli war. Per @latimes @safinazzal on the scene with another video:
The New York Times is reporting this filmed Zionist assault at UCLA as “violent clashes,” adding, “It was not immediately clear who was responsible for the violence.” This is a lie. You are liars. I know you see the same footage we do. This is not journalism, it’s propaganda.…
A group of Israel supporters have attacked anti-war protesters at UCLA university in Los Angeles in the US. The group was filmed carrying out assaults and using fireworks and pepper spray on demonstrators at the Gaza war protest encampment.
Remember when Russia was banned from Eurovision because of the war in Ukraine? They said “Russian entry would bring the competition into disrepute”. Here, they are promoting the most hated genocidal state in their competition. Western values are a lie.
Israel first rehearsal 🇮🇱
If you’re not horrified about an army of cops being sent to fuck up a bunch of, among other backgrounds, Jewish students, then you don’t actually care about the safety of Jewish people. You’re also on the profoundly wrong side of history.
wkcr students are having to counter report against journalists like anderson cooper who are repeating fact free conjecture that the people being brutalized and arrested are indeed their peers. this is insane.
whenever someone like this says some variation of “I’ve always been on the side of peace” that means they supported every single campaign by Israel’s military from the time they were born till now
Anderson Cooper lied tonight that Columbia protesters were not actual students. Just last night the lie about "outside agitators" was reinforced by a genocidal fanatic who wants the National Guard unleashed on campuses:
As I told @AC360 last night -- a small fringe should not be ruining things for everyone else. It's time college administrators stop making concessions to people calling for the death of Zionists & start enforcing consequences for those who violate campus policies. #NotOnMyCampus
One difference between this building at Columbia and the US Capitol is that the Capitol happens to be the seat of Congress, the national legislature of the United States, which was, at the time, certifying the results of an election those who stormed the Capitol wanted to void.
You can’t denounce the J6 rioters and then say the Columbia students who occupied a building by force and destroyed property should be immune from consequences. This is the real world.
CNN’s special coverage of the NYPD crackdown has been rolling for over an hour. No explanation of what the students are protesting. No mention of Palestine, Gaza or war crimes. No interviews with student protesters or their advocates. Loads of airtime reserved for ex-NYPD…
Police were quite literally throwing tables and pushing students down the stairs until one passed out. Inviting the NYPD onto campus at @Columbia University has both destroyed more property and endangered more people than the original occupation of the building.
@davidaxelrod trying to smash the square peg of reality into the round hole of your idiot world view...just keep smashing buddy!
The Democratic establishment is so fucked.
It will be interesting to learn how many of those arrested in Hamilton Hall at Columbia are actually students.
They didn’t rename the hall after a combatant, or an anti-Zionist, or an anti-Israeli…. They named it after the five year old who died alone and terrified, because Israel killed her family and the paramedics trying to reach her. Powerful witness and beautiful resistance
always relevant
On CNN @andersoncooper won’t stop implying that the students occupying the hall aren’t students. He’s not disclosing and explaining what this is based on.
🥂
Per WKCR, NYPD is threatening journalism school students, professors, and even the dean with arrest if they leave Pulitzer Hall
"no one is left to document what is happening at hamilton hall" — wkcr reporters, escorted out
This is fucking horrifying
#BREAKING MASS ARRESTS as NYPD pour hundreds of cops inside Columbia University, Raiding Encampment Video by Olga Fe [email protected] to license
Massive brutal police repression of students. Called in by administrators. With the Biden Administration’s vocal support. All to protect a genocide. During an election year. Morally revolting and politically suicidal.
Democratic governor. Democratic mayor. Democratic super majorities in the state senate, state house, and city council. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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