Al Shipley @alshipley
journalist, critic, drummer, producer, songwriter, teleprompter operator [email protected] https://t.co/S7d3RH6B9E narrowcast.blogspot.com Joined May 2010-
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colin jost looks like he was drawn by family guy animators
you wouldn't last an epoch in the phylum where they taxonomized me
cardi probably would've been better off pushing "like what" than treating it like a trailer for "enough"
my Pearl Jam deep album cuts playlist: narrowcast.blogspot.com/2016/10/deep-a… open.spotify.com/user/121946457…
i love that taylor swift got cooked for the second verse on track 23 of an album. you can't hide the weird lines anywhere, people will find them!
my headcanon is that challengers originated as harry potter fanfiction the same way fifty shades was twilight fanfic
they need these at church too
i hate a "we had 2 ideas for the album title so we used both and put one in parentheses"-ass album title
i hate a "we had 2 ideas for the album title so we used both and put one in parentheses"-ass album title
this is the brutalest architecture? are you sure? 'cuz i've seen brutaler
Monthly Report: April Singles - Dasha, Chappell Roan, Willow, Latto, BossMan Dlow, Gunna, Dua Lipa, Sabrina Carpenter, etc. narrowcast.blogspot.com/2024/04/monthl… open.spotify.com/playlist/1t4yc…
so zendaya is meechee two guys at the same time in this movie?
skinner, willie and otto...it's giving school shooting episode
my look back at albums of 1994 for @SPIN: spin.com/2024/04/underr…
love the telephone game logic of "taylor dated a nazi" because he made a 'trump is a nazi' joke that didn't land
the tortured alter ego theories department
The Simpsons should have a cruel "lottery" and pick a random character to kill off every year. could be a random minor character, could be Homer, but when their number's up, that's it.
Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ
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I love this scene because Ra shows up from outer space and the kids immediately start roasting his shoes and shit. Lol
Sun Ra introducing himself and explaining why he is real.
If you are a professor, “I’m a professor!” is 1) exactly the right thing to say to explain your presence on campus, and 2) exactly the right thing to get on film as a cop roughs you up. useless nerds please shut the fuck up
I just drove by a retirement community in Baltimore. Residents are gathered outside wearing keffiyehs, waving Palestinian flags. Not a huge crowd but out of frame they stretch the block. Heartwarming!
i will have no choice but to stan Sabrina Carpenter if this means people will finally fuckin learn how to say espresso
doc hammer and jackson publick have these vibes as a duo
Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
none, because he sucks, his influence on culture sucks, and I don’t want to align myself with him. He’s a curse and he’s not ~ironically funny. Why would you use his language unless you’re m*ga?
how many trump isms do you use in daily life? for me: Many such cases Very very disrespectful
this routine is especially odd when it comes from people like seinfeld or john cleese, whose career-defining work has mostly aged perfectly well and has never really been cancelled or controversial
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
*me on a first date* a human being can be folded exactly once without serious injury
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
Can we talk about the IRONY that campus sexual assault is dealt with through laborious internal processes, a surfeit of "due process," and overwhelming fear of Type I error, whereas peaceful protests apparently warrant immediate external policing?
zion williamson after completing his first nba practice
alright i have a whole afternoon in new orleans and my to-do list is 100% entirely sandwiches. classic.
Holy Jesus it’s an actual fuck-marry-kill selection
@alshipley Exactly! And there have been countless times where a song title or artist name is on the tip of my tongue and I just can't place it
it’s so offensive when my cat gets up from a cuddle session and saunters out of the room. where are you going? everything you need is right here