Ruby and Riesling @rubyandriesling
I scream, you scream, we all scream and now people are looking at us funny. “Would have been cool in the 80s.” I like wine, programming, and motorcycles. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined August 2017-
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@ellle_em My favorite Pokémon is a Pokémon Pokémon
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Woke up early so I could lie in bed until I’m late.
Radiohead is great for when I'm in a really good mood and I don't want to be anymore.
* looking at my life * This is the worst Choose Your Own Adventure book ever.
I’m convinced this is a @CARROT_app feature, not a bug, and no one can tell me otherwise
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111 Followers 751 Following O Positive. Not a Real Doctor. Hey You/What. Semi-Ambidextrous. Stay back everyone, I know how to handle floating goat ladies.
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