Shaun Johnson 🍀 @sexwithuruncle
McDonalds All-American cash.app/$ShaunJohnsonB… Basketball City, USA Joined May 2022-
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Joel Embiid every time he’s in the paint
Joel Embiid every time he’s in the paint
I challenge you to a game of one on one @CaucasianJames
I challenge you to a game of one on one @CaucasianJames
They should have the cast of family guy commentate the nba playoffs like they do for the nfl with SpongeBob
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
Man, Kobe used to be unstoppable in Denver. Just couldn’t accept failure out there. Wouldn’t take no for an answer.
Man, Kobe used to be unstoppable in Denver. Just couldn’t accept failure out there. Wouldn’t take no for an answer.
If some gay nfl team called me saying I was drafted I wouldn’t care bc I’m watching basketball
Thibodeau looks like a Smiling Friends character
That one white forward with a lethal mid range game who doesn’t play about indie music
At this point the Heat could wheel out a make-a-wish kid and he’d drain a three
Just in my room chillin with this big ass dick watching the NBA
That may have been the most entertaining back to back games I’ve ever seen
Spent the afternoon brainstorming ways to combat racism in my community
Fuck you @JakeStateFarm
Fuck you @JakeStateFarm https://t.co/X8qSDhFSme
Oh yes, 4/20, a normal day for most, but for a select group of individuals in “the know” this day represents a whole lot more
Personally I think poets deserved to to be tortured
My Friday night stats: 13.2 Beers 11.5 Wyd texts 0 responses
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6 Followers 191 Following I’ve recently learned i have been taking the wrong medication for some timeJoe @BobWeirbaby
63 Followers 242 FollowingJames @CaucasianJames
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10 Followers 36 FollowingLuke Stogsdill @lukestogs15
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21 Followers 36 Followingclay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]Pregnant Rodney @SkinnyTuna
51K Followers 1K Following being a R.E.M. fmab enby with my masc ahab ybne wife IT/ITS (not a joke) #Imrodny weeeeeeeeeeee boygrri and zerosuitcamus created me tod estroy the world it wordanlet @evildanevil
23K Followers 506 Followingpavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 998 Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!Nathan J Robinson @jesuslasupajew
35K Followers 2K Following I'm a stress free kinda guy V 16🇻🇪🤝🇨🇳 non actionable parody I am not affiliated with any accounts I parody pls don't report me it makes me sadface :((Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
16K Followers 1K Following what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sunCameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.matt @mattybtweets69
16K Followers 1K Following @HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I likeStan Denshaw “parod.. @OptometristDan
15K Followers 4K Following (parody)Probably crushing beers. Not affiliated with Dan Crenshaw. Forklift certified.Ru Akhtar @ru_akhtar
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1K Followers 540 FollowingJames @CaucasianJames
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Cheapest single ticket to Knicks-76ers tonight at MSG? $625 all in at @TickPick. Here’s your view…
I’ve seen, heard a lot of reports about my future. I said it last night and I’ll say it again. I do not know yet as I’m only thinking about spending time with my family & friends! When I know after speaking with the fam, my counsel as
If you name your son Augustus Gloop you’re setting him up to be a fat retard
My best friend’s boyfriend is teaching her hoop…this must be what it’s like to give your daughter away on their wedding day
no ❤️
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
DAVE & BUSTER’S TO ALLOW CUSTOMERS TO BET ON ARCADE GAMES Dave & Buster’s $PLAY will begin letting loyalty members over the age of 18 place real money wagers on arcade games with friends through the company’s app - CNBC
I need an irrelevant team in the west to throw a max at Derrick White so he can stop ruining my life
LET ME SEE SOME FUCKIN HANDS [moves the spotlight onto one guy in particular] WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS
I’ve hit the quan. I’ve whipped. I’ve nae nae’d. I’ve done everything I can and nothing helps
It’s Wemby time they won’t be remembered
The end of an era & what a great era it was.
bro yesterday was an aesop’s fable
League ain’t had a black star this authentic since Ai. A strom is coming
Ant walking out of the building in style tonight
Work on farm Fri. Burning piles of brush WindyFire got out of control. Thank God for good naber He help get undr control PantsBurnLegWound
taco bell girl: ok so two cheesy bean and rice burritos can I do anything else for you me: make out with me