sheologian @sheologian
Life is too short for sugarcoating. Planning on procrastinating later. Therapy, theology, and snark. Toddler mom, wife, aunt, friend. Personal account, obv. North Carolina, USA Joined July 2010-
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I looked and there are quite a few dog rescues where she lives. Stop defending the indefensible.
I looked and there are quite a few dog rescues where she lives. Stop defending the indefensible.
So according to the same group of people, college students are both easily swayed and foolish and don’t actually support Palestine but also are adults and know exactly what loan documents mean and deserve no loan forgiveness, Huh.
Watching a documentary and they said of the victim, “he had few friends and was a homosexual.” Not sure if they meant it derogatorily, but he sounds to me like he was awesome
Today seems like a good day to share Mario Savio’s 1964 speech at Berkeley.
Someone tell Noem that there’s no such thing as a bad puppy, only bad owners. Bitch.
The regret rate for Harry Potter tattoos is 1000% the regret rate for transition.
I need this on a t-shirt
My boys brought me a McDonald’s Diet Coke this morning 😍
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I cannot say anything without a man taking issue with it. “I’m going to treat men better than they treated me.” And the men are angry?? What??
Dis da crime momb said I did. Not sure if that’s pompkin
Vaxxed?
Guys on social media right now: “WHY WOULD YOU PICK A BEAR OVER ME YOU STUPID HAG??”
I see the police just fine
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
I’m gonna watch Dune again
all im gonna say is we were both 36 here
I want to take a moment to give master roaster & truth teller Michelle Wolf a shout-out. In 2018 She used her night at the White House correspondents' dinner to speak truth & shame some powerful people & they deserved it. She said what we wanted to, but didn't have the reach.
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AM NOT A PRITTY FLOUR
@JulieTheCranky It’s giving
@JulieTheCranky It feels like someone had a fantastic vision for a dress, got high, made a dress, sobered up, and had no time to fix what they’d done and had to brazen it through.