Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT @lone_rides
no words of wisdom except touch grass drstrangetweet.substack.com In the land of Florida Man Joined March 2020-
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Looks like Helldivin’ is back on the menu, boys!
Looks like Helldivin’ is back on the menu, boys!
Oy! Look ‘ere, gov’na! We down’t take kin’ly to free speech ‘round ‘ere. We’ll call the Bobbies on you, we will!
Oy! Look ‘ere, gov’na! We down’t take kin’ly to free speech ‘round ‘ere. We’ll call the Bobbies on you, we will!
The first bath many of them have had in weeks.
I have to apologize to my Jewish friends. I apparently haven’t defended you enough since not one grouper has called me a Jew. And we all know that groupers are the ultimate authority on who is and is not a Jew.
I got $20 that says you didn’t send a check to the IRS for the amount you would have owed under the laws you claim to support.
I got $20 that if pro-life protestors set up tents outside an abortion clinic, they’d be called “violent protests” and the pro-dead Jews crowd would be cheering on the cops arresting them.
Yes. The troopers are there to stop the fascism of the Nazis wanting dead Jews.
Yes. The troopers are there to stop the fascism of the Nazis wanting dead Jews.
The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell
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@lone_rides People forget how to lead their heart & feelings. It turns out bad the other way.
@lone_rides @TheRogue_Elf @OrdnancePackard I’ll go one better. I’m also hungry.
‘I’ve deconstructed my faith’ Translation: ‘I no longer care what the Bible says.’
I'm putting together an expedition to cleanse Mars of bugs. Who's with me?
I'm putting together an expedition to cleanse Mars of bugs. Who's with me?
This should be in every HS football meeting to start the season Shoulders up back straight knees bent get low tackle though the opponent protect your own head
“On the communist tundra of hippy fields comes an American hero born out of Division III gridiron greatness… Trooper Tackleberry lays down the law while laying out justice”
Appalachian State DB signing with Bucs as an undrafted rookie free agent …
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Ok that makes sense
Long day at the ballpark, but Bug went with the grandparents so we got to stop for date night on the way home. Pesto penne with chicken, mushrooms, tomatoes, & tons of parm at one of our fave spots we rarely get to visit. #twittersupperclub
I guaran-fucking-tee you that if we went to war with the Bugs, there’d STILL be pro-Bug protests on college campuses.
@YesThatVCharles Imagine siding with bugs, couldn't be me
Kayfabe all the way down
I was just attacked by bold libs @harryjsisson & @AngelaBelcamino in NYC
You shut your wh0r3 mouth. Idk this dude don't hate on him But I'mma defend my bacon honor.
Bacon adds nothing to a burger. It’s just a marketing gimmick
He wasn't lit up because he's got the cop beat on the draw from there and the cop doesn't want to figure out if he chambered that morning.
Loving the Phi Masta Betas, smashing the dork Minecraft tents.
Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza