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I now refer to my kids chores as “Quests” and additional things they can do to make money as “Side Quests” Game changer.
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@Vault3 Maybe their parents will be smarter than you and can show that I’m wrong.
@Vault3 @tk8312 @MaxNordau Trump mandated the cruise ships shut down. Trump mandated toddlers wear masks on military bases.
@Vault3 @tk8312 @MaxNordau Here’s the cruise and toddler masking on military bases
@Vault3 @tk8312 @MaxNordau Ok. So why do you say DeSantis shut down Florida’s schools? 🤷🏻
@Vault3 @tk8312 @MaxNordau Using maga logic DeSantis didn’t shut down schools because he didn’t sign the order himself. I’m sorry this is happening to you, but this is why I’m a teacher and you are not.
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A child having their body parts permanently removed for a sex change should never be called “gender-affirming care.” Orwellian language is dangerous.
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@txsalth2o You couldn't have suggested this to me 20 years ago?! 😂
@txsalth2o Boss battle: getting teenage boys to shower everyday
@txsalth2o That’s actually brilliant. I’m afraid mine are a bit too old to get excited for it, but littles most definitely would!
@txsalth2o Brilliant. I’m adopting that strategy immediately. 🙏 🎮
@txsalth2o I tell my nephew I’m not plugging the router back in until the lawn is mowed.
😂😂😂 Brilliant
I now refer to my kids chores as “Quests” and additional things they can do to make money as “Side Quests” Game changer.
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