Mark Primiano @Doctor1Hundred
I used to write about sports. Now I do surgeries. I love you. I'm glad I exist. Chicago, IL Joined September 2011-
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Hail Alma Mater, ever so true.
Hail Alma Mater, ever so true.
It is World Veterinary Day, so by law you must all be nice to me.
Dude hasn't made anything good in decades. Just enjoy being obscenely wealthy!
Dude hasn't made anything good in decades. Just enjoy being obscenely wealthy!
Getting clean for Friday night.
Getting clean for Friday night. https://t.co/25lav0LUYS
Chris Getz making all these panic moves is even funnier when you realize there won't be any consequences from above for doing a bad job. Buddy, you won't get fired! You don't have to freak out!
Stuart graciously accepted my housewarming gift.
Barely past noon and the goal was reached! Folks, meet Shadow!
As a little preview, here he is.
I know you're all probably sick of me constantly asking, but if we hit my current goal of $4K raised for the shelter today I have what might be the most perfect cat to post pictures and video of. He is downright majestic. bark.funraise.org/fundraiser/mar…
INT. CAFETERIA -DAY POPULAR GIRL: that table in the back corner is for the nose pickers, then youve got you metal heads, your jocks, your burnouts, and over there are the guzmen NEW GIRL: sorry the what? POPULAR GIRL: Guzmen? Fans of veteran character actor Luis Guzmán?
My biggest takeaway from the NFL Draft is that Brock Bowers has the hair of a man twice his age.
Even when the Kansas City Royals spent two plus decades wandering the baseball desert, they were never as embarrassingly bad as the 2024 White Sox. Aspirational.
Smarties and Skittles are living it up (napping in a pile).
35 months til loan forgiveness. Exciting and depressing at the same time.
Stuart is very shy.
Bayou is a great word for a place of nature. Much cooler sounding than wetland or marsh.
actioncookbook @actioncookbook
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Patrick Nolan @SoxMach_pnoles
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Ser Barristan Incelmy @ManuclearBomb
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Bob Zuppke @BobZuppke
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AK Lingus @aklingus
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Josh Nelson - Sox Mac.. @soxmachine_josh
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Lenyn al Gaib @Nick_BPSS
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BK @TheBennettK
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Marc Normandin @Marc_Normandin
10K Followers 2K Following Newsletters on sports labor and retro video games (@RetroXP_MN), regular at @baseballpro and @PasteMagazine. Bylines at @DefectorMedia, @Polygon, more. he/him
RPO The Jewels @WhityRemarks
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Dawn @502eire
5K Followers 2K Following a really cool kisser and not all that strict of a Christian. she/her. find me on the sky app
Quixoticosis @quixoticosis
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James Fegan @JRFegan
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin
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Tash 💫 @tash_wynarczyk
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook
22K Followers 891 Following Clevelander, Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel. BlueSky: https://t.co/sMmb9aisbL // Instagram: @actioncookbook)
Patrick Nolan @SoxMach_pnoles
11K Followers 1K Following Infrequent #WhiteSox blogger, gym class hero, trivia player. Love thee Notre Dame. "The Avon Barksdale of #SoxMath" ~ Jason Benetti
Ser Barristan Incelmy @ManuclearBomb
7K Followers 1K Following Wallowing in my own crapulence || Podcasts: Metal Gear @PodSansFront || Lord of the Rings @MyBroMyCapMyPod || A Song of Ice and Fire @NotACastASOIAF
Bob Zuppke @BobZuppke
8K Followers 401 Following Mainly Illini Football and Recruiting. Some Illini Basketball.
IMG_4346.jpeg @petegaines
2K Followers 869 Following from rockford, went to kansas, live in chicago, that should give you a rough idea of what to expect
AK Lingus @aklingus
6K Followers 2K Following Call me Icy Clive, King of the Sky. Shouts to @Classical. Opinions are mine alone. My poetry's deep, I never fail. He/him. Avatar by @Lubchansky.
Josh Nelson - Sox Mac.. @soxmachine_josh
14K Followers 2K Following Host of the @SoxMachine Podcast - Part of the @bluewirepods network. White Sox contributor, @BernsyHolmes Show on @670TheScore
Jim Margalus @SoxMachine
10K Followers 332 Following Watching the White Sox so you don't have to. @soxmachine.com on bsky. Contributor, @BernsyHolmes on @670TheScore. Member, @NashCurlingClub.
Lenyn al Gaib @Nick_BPSS
3K Followers 2K Following Pretty good baseball tweets by a lawyer in NYC. Former Co-EIC for BP South Side, Minor League Editor emeritus for @baseballpro @nickbpss.bsky.social
BK @TheBennettK
8K Followers 4K Following Added fifteen pounds of muscle this offseason, #SFB13 Is This What Sox Fans Wanted @bettornetwork, UMass Basketball Podcast, He/Him✡️
Jessica Stephens @jessmstephens
2K Followers 647 Following I am a professional motivational speaker for dogs. She/her.
Marc Normandin @Marc_Normandin
10K Followers 2K Following Newsletters on sports labor and retro video games (@RetroXP_MN), regular at @baseballpro and @PasteMagazine. Bylines at @DefectorMedia, @Polygon, more. he/him
Dawn @502eire
5K Followers 2K Following a really cool kisser and not all that strict of a Christian. she/her. find me on the sky app
Quixoticosis @quixoticosis
1K Followers 260 Following Nothing here but dogs, mountains and the occasional rogue cephalopod. She/Her, but comfortable with They/Them.
James Fegan @JRFegan
28K Followers 924 Following Punching the clock at @SoxMachine. We cover the hell out of the White Sox: https://t.co/hSMIwpy8KB “If you don’t like it, play better.”
horse massacre @torqpenderloin
8K Followers 1K Following the fifth pillar of heaven プロレス | WrestlingBrain on twitch - Mondays at 9 pm central
Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks
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Summer Ray @SummerRay
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24K Followers 699 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
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443 Followers 366 Following I quote sometimes — my friends, the famous & nobodies; things I read, see & overhear; lines from songs, movies, mags & books; & sometimes, well it's just me.
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@MercuryCDX @Doctor1Hundred @El_HDH I respect Martha Hart so much for that. She's been adamant that she won't let the company that was negligent in her husband's death get her blessing and promote him fully.
@Doctor1Hundred Picking up some bottle babies in your honor (jk, picking them up as a treat, but thanks for all you do!)
lmao this rules so much.
University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne protesters have encircled police using reinforced banners & signs
Seeing ALIEN in the theater and THE MUMMY at the drive in this weekend
@Doctor1Hundred No because Lola ate Russ's corduroy spring jacket lol
@Doctor1Hundred And RICO is just hanging out there in the wind!
@Doctor1Hundred @El_HDH WWE fans got really mad when Owen Hart stuff was showing up on AEW like the only place that should honor his legacy is the company that killed him.
@Doctor1Hundred Enjoy your day! Thank you for all you do! 🐶❤️
The Penix pick just gets weirder and weirder the further we get from the draft, like one of those hot sauces that Trojan Horses in the extra heat so your tongue is still numb five minutes later
My boss when I generate revenue with my labor
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
when your Poptart movie flops:
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
This is the one that drives me up a wall the most. Whenever AEW has the Owen tournament, all the weirdo WWE fans come out and are like “hey, he’s a WWE guy!” and it’s like how so? Because he died at one of their shows due to negligence? That’s why he’s a WWE guy?
@El_HDH A man literally fell from the sky and died in the ring from their negligence and the show went on!
A stupid idea I immediately had to do because I think Nembhard is hooper Debarge
okay i didn’t know he’s been doing this for decades. tiny glasses attachment
when I was first moving in with my roommates we decided that this would be the most off putting poster to have hanging in your living room
Time to pick a random film for film twitter to re-evaluate, I pick Michael
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