C @lawtinaxiii
First-generation American. Lawyer. Gym nerd. Lover of all animals. Joined November 2015-
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I’m kinda feeling like I can now understand the 90 Day Fiancé Americans. I would like to just not understand each other and only know how to communicate by saying “love u” and that’s it.
I became a lawyer because my parents came to this country for a chance at getting ahead. I have days I can’t stand my job. My goal was to give my parents a better life after working so hard to give me an opportunity. I’m glad my career has allowed that.
My father was a sailor and then merchant marine for a Norwegian company. He spent a lot of time in Rotterdam and Hamburg so watching him light up at the naval museum in Amsterdam made it all worth it.
I got myself a leather bag two years ago, Brooklyn Crocs, and hide outside of courthouses to change into heels. I was caught for the first time today and I’m not ashamed.
I keep looking at my 8:00am in person hearing notice like it’s gonna miraculously just say it’s cancelled.
My middle aged ass the second I got back to Florida, after seeing that every customs and border agent in Amsterdam looked like Henry Cavill.
There are crappy things about being a solo practitioner but being able to live outside of work is good enough for me. I’m glad I gave Seville a shot. Staying in a historic home built in the 1600s and learning so much made the headache of getting there worth it.
Denver La Guardia Warsaw Munich Panama City Cartagena 🫡
Denver La Guardia Warsaw Munich Panama City Cartagena 🫡
I went on dates with a guy over two years ago and I liked him but his jealousy was a red flag. I later found out he had a large following cause he did porn for a living and lied about it. He still pops up every couple of months and idk why he even still thinks about me, lmao.
On flights I can’t sleep, watch movies, work, or be normal. All I can do is stare at these screens for hours.
I’ve heard of others having bad experiences in Europe but I haven’t had any but today 🙃. A woman screamed at my dad in front of everyone while he was trying to help my mom up a train. She thought they were alone but the way I destroyed her sent her running up the stairs.
Made it to the Tatra region in Poland and still signed up two clients while at it 🇵🇱
If your clients get a whiff of you being on vacation, that’s the best way to get them to try to contact you nonstop.
Oh my god. I’m never using Lyft (not uber) again near the Orlando airport. I was getting picked up and the guy that showed up and was about to take my bags wasn’t even the one on the profile. He refused to open the trunk and I flipped out with one leg out the damn door.
I am going on vacation and of course my client gets served. What is a good source for freelance attorneys that draft decent pleadings to avoid working so much on a trip?
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@lawtinaxiii I became a lawyer because I have very few transferable skills.
This is Tom Anderson. At 35 years old, he sold Myspace for $580M. Then he bizarrely vanished. Here's his story:
Good morning friends. My giraffe wine stopper was taken from me too young. Today is a rest day(doing garden and house projects and walks)
@lawtinaxiii Health reasons are good reasons to want to move, but it definitely makes it more difficult for the other reasons you list here.
I PASSED THE MPRE WITH A SCORE HIGH ENOUGH FOR EVERY JURISDICTION 🤩
First postpartum date night look! ✨
@lawtinaxiii Meh, having lived in NYC, I'd rather be a NYer with a Florida cost of living. But I'd also rather not live in Florida....
@lawtinaxiii attorneys openly do that in NYC Courts
@lawtinaxiii This is where women are held to a different standard because I walk into court in my worn-out skechers slip on loafers that are half a size too big because they were out of my actual size that I wear when I'm late and have no time for shoelaces and as far as I know no one cares.
@Eric_M_V @lawtinaxiii I know a guy who does bench trials in Birkenstocks and socks.
@lawtinaxiii You're just a New Yorker and don't know it.
@lawtinaxiii If I need a hearing to go mercifully my way, I earnestly pray the Hail Mary. If I'm really upset about it, the tech in court goes on the fritz and things get cancelled or bumped off .. sadly, I don't know what exactly causes that.
Me: Yeah I’m a childless millennial but I’m not weird about it Also me: This weekend we are driving to Malibu to show our dog the ocean for the very first time
Why are people always having casual conversations during sex in movies/shows? Shut up!
@lawtinaxiii I definitely don’t feel like I’m functioning at full mental capacity without caffeine, pretty much since I ever had my first coffee. But I’ll still go weeks without it on vacation or something when I’m able to turn my brain off for a bit
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