kelly oxford @kellyoxford
Director. Screenwriter. NYT bestselling author. huge fan of your work. She/her Instagram: kellyoxford kellyoxford.substack.com Los Angeles, CA via Edmonton Joined March 2009-
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The coolest part of Motherhood is being criticized by your kids for your entire life then dying and leaving them feeling guilty.
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NEWSLETTER: My Smartphone is gone , I'm free. kellyoxford.substack.com/p/stolen-phone…
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A post that takes power back from those who have abused, and focusses it on the pure wrongness of the abuse, as well as the difficulty of putting it behind oneself - Pictures of Molesters, by @kellyoxford kellyoxford.substack.com/p/pictures-of-…
My child, 10 mins into silently watching SELLING THE OC, “These people should not have been given a show”
No matter how fucked up I am at the end of the night- I will do my entire skincare routine before bed- step by step - just to prove how not fucked up I am.
As a fan of FBoy Island I want to find the guys hot? But bead necklaces are dealbreakers for me. IS THIS MY OWN ISSUE?
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Does eating Taco Bell hunched over your sink count as a yoga position?
In Charleston, everyone’s toes are out. My toes aren’t out. Absolutely.
I Marie Kondo’d so many things I thought I felt no joy for. I deserve to have lost that shit. What a dumb idea. Marie Kondo ruined my life. Probably my hoarder origin story.
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for all us street kids, for all us wildlings, when sinead got huge, it felt like one of us made it. It was incredible. im not trying to compare myself or anyone else to sinead, she is one of a kind, but thats what it felt like to me. like she was one of us. she was like billie…
@kellyoxford The correct thing is to tip always and then cry about being broke and not going out until the next full moon
@kellyoxford sia - move your body without a doubt
I have an uncle that is autistic, and it's wild how all the old people in my family interpret his behavior as super irritating, and the younger 2 generations are just like "yeah, he's just being autistic. It's fine. Leave him alone".
When her second cup was taking on the night air, she rose, embraced us all and strode away into the fog-dimmed streetlights. We sat there the four of us and variously expressed the same thing. What an amazing woman. Peace be with your courageous heart Sinéad.
After casting Margot in three films in a row - SUICIDE SQUAD, TARZAN and FOCUS, she and her husband Tom, came to see me and asked me to support them starting a production company. All three of those films were made to support other talent and ideas. Not Margot. Suicide Squad was…
@kellyoxford i’m glad i didn’t tell that lady at lunch yesterday how amazing i think she is! …maybe i should have any way.
Makes me wish I’d responded to those Claim to Fame casting emails
- I don’t know if y’all watch #ClaimToFame but Tom Hanks’ niece really showed her ass last night.
did u know that james cameron was at the bottom of the ocean looking at the titanic when 9/11 happened. it’s true. when he came back up he stepped out of the submersible and his assistant somberly approached him and said “sir. 9/11 happened”
@jjaaamiie @kellyoxford aaa kelly oxford is such a throwback to a different time in my life. always nice to see her quotes pop up🥲🖤
My best friend, who had never seen Y tu mamá también and thought it was just a movie about taking a road trip with a hot lady, has been telling me "We need a Y tu mamá también summer" for months and he finally watched it and text me "yoooooo"
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