Matt Banwart @MattBanwart
Iowa Boy ➡️ Austin, TX🌃 Stand Up Comic ✍️ Jokes on Threads 🧵 mattbanwart.com/live-stand-up-… Austin, TX Joined January 2012-
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Are you adding a transit stop or parking? Because all I see in this video is a stadium that is accessible almost exclusively by an hour walk, or by boat. And I would rather drown myself than have to do an hour-long walk of shame after seeing the Bears lose.
Are you adding a transit stop or parking? Because all I see in this video is a stadium that is accessible almost exclusively by an hour walk, or by boat. And I would rather drown myself than have to do an hour-long walk of shame after seeing the Bears lose.
I think about this daily.
Ames, Iowa I'm doing a pop-up stand-up comedy show: April 20th - 9:30pm (I had to leave for tour before I could finish the poster, so this is all I got) donttellcomedy.com/shows/desmoine…
Viagra treating Alzheimer's isn't a revelation, we've already known about post-nut clarity
I wish Norm Macdonald knew how close he was to outliving OJ.
Doing a pop-up stand up comedy show in Ames, Iowa, April 20th. 🍻 Secret venue, limited tickets left.🤫 donttellcomedy.com/shows/desmoine…
You hear the joke about the gay Beyblade? It was a top.
Georgia and Alabama! All of next week, tickets in bio.
Grinch Behavior
Can't deny it.
jerry seinfeld actually spoke out against diddy’s crimes back when he was 17. you can google jerry seinfeld 17 year old to see the whole story
jerry seinfeld actually spoke out against diddy’s crimes back when he was 17. you can google jerry seinfeld 17 year old to see the whole story
That lady loves talking about how crazy her pussy goes for her ugly ass husband
Life Goals.
Clemson, a basketball school.
Forgot to share austin highlights on here
I'm convinced "Social Studies" exists just to justify volleyball coaches.
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I finally joined most of you today. Pretty pathetic the way he communicates with the future donors of his school.
@elonmusk Elon Musk confirming that billionaires are probably the dumbest people on the planet.
@willmaupin In a better conference. For a better team. Huh?
@dpcoon1 I’ve been told it looks like this…
Ames, Iowa >>> Moraga, California
Imagine getting paid to be in Moraga, California and choosing instead to go to Ames, Iowa. The portal is laughable. I know we don't wanna hate on kids (they're adults) but when you choose Ames, Iowa over Moraga, California you should be laughed at.
@_MLFootball MPJ man it’s not even close unfortunately
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Absolutely thrilled to announce that I’ve committed to IOWA ST. Thank you to my friends, family, and the Iowa st staff. I can’t wait to get back to Iowa st. I am thankful to be a future cyclone!@RyanClanton
@ChicagoBears So even less parking/tailgating. Got it. 😒
@ChicagoBears How I’ll be looking for a spot in the lake 😫
A world-class destination for a world-class city. Introducing initial designs for a new lakefront stadium. #StadiumForChicago
@nflrums and certain Bears fans were bitter for what Fields got traded for lmao
NAHHHHHH😂 yall don’t know how funny this is!!!
@Jay_McGregory @247recruiting And when you go to college you could still be the best in Iowa wearing cardinal and gold…
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