J.F. Harris @TheJFHarris
Stand Up Comic from @LateLateShow Bill Burr's The Ringers's @comedycentral ✍🏼 Magic For Humans @nexflix watch my hour special on @amazon prime or here ⬇️ JFHarris.com LAX Airport Joined December 2008-
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Elon musk hacks instagram again to remind us that twitter is still a thing.
My wallet is missing. I haven’t left my house. I’ve checked all my pants and jackets, the sofa, the bed, my desk and even kitchen cabinets. Suggestions?
You learn something new every day. 🎥: @TheJFHarris, "People Make Mistakes"
Lil John has taken great care of himself #SuperBowl
Loving the deleted scenes from Tron right now. #SuperBowl
The Jets and Giants will never win a championship. Their stadium is cursed, built on top of an ancient mafia burial ground.
11 years sober today, because nothing say rock bottom like giving your Mom a Chills’ gift card for Christmas 🎄 🎅🏼
NOTTINGHAM 🫶🏼 Thank you so much for coming out to the opening night of my debut tour. It felt right to kick off the tour in the city I called home for 4 years ♥️ We packed out the Metronome. Huge thanks goes to @TheJFHarris for opening the show! 🔥 Next stop: NEWCASTLE 😍
My stand up special, 37 & Single, is going to be on @netflix August 15th. I could write a million words here and it would just be emotional ramblings. I’ll write one thing, THANK YOU.
My special and debut album “Thakkar Noir” come out TODAY at 8pm EST/5pm PST! Link is in my bio, or go to the @800pgm YouTube page to watch! I’ve been waiting a long time to put an album out, I’m really proud of this. Please share with anyone who likes comedy prayer 🙏
What do you guys do when your parents come to town? Other then stress eat.
Music was better then because of this... Houston go see the hilarious @TheJFHarris Friday & Saturday The Riot Comedy Club! Tickets: eventbrite.com/cc/the-riot-co… #Houston #theriot #randynewman
Tonight at 7:30 in The Main Room @LTNSComedy with @anthonyjeselnik @iliza @davidnihill #trevorwallace @PaulElia @Greaves_Charles @TheJFHarris improv.com/hollywood/even… #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Can’t wait for tomorrow night @HollywoodImprov at 7:30! Come laugh with @iliza @davidnihill @TheJFHarris @PaulElia @Greaves_Charles and Trevor Wallace! Tix here: shorturl.at/lyG09
My dad isn’t on the internet and would hate if I put his photo up here. I assume he has a second family.
Tonight in Culver City it’s @ChillComedy hosted by me! If you come you’ll have 7 years good luck. 😘 Tickets: bit.ly/ComedyNChillJu…
Ever time I’m in a airplane bathroom my head is on the ceiling and I think to myself “probably the only safe surface to be touching.”
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Can I come over so we can do this?
If I were Bill Maher, I couldn’t get thru life without being high all the time.
"Jackass" star Steve-O says he asked Bill Maher not to smoke pot during a potential interview and to respect his 16 years of sobriety. Maher allegedly refused. "I found it kind of upsetting when the Bill Maher podcast reached out and he smokes pot the whole time while he…
You learn something new every day. 🎥: @TheJFHarris, "People Make Mistakes"
@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ 🚨🚨— Arsenal in the Premier League this season: 🥇 Most goals scored (68) 🥇 Fewest goals conceded (23) 🥇 Most clean sheets achieved (10) 🥈 Second most goal scored by different players (15) 🥉 Third in the league, two points behind the leaders Arteta masterclass!…
@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ hearing Arsenal have scored 30 Premier League goals in 2024. Man United have scored 37 in the entire season… 😭😭
@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ Arsenal achieve a historic feat as the first team in the top four tiers to win three consecutive away games by five goals or more. Arteta ball!
@SoccerCooligans @NYCFC @adidasfootball @chrispolanco @NotAlexis that photo of @NotAlexis is giving kevin james lowkey
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@SoccerCooligans @NYCFC @adidasfootball @chrispolanco @NotAlexis that photo of @NotAlexis is giving kevin james lowkey
Me snatching the #14 off Nketiah to give to Kylian Mbappe 🤣
Oh this will quiet the critics
BREAKING: White House confirms Biden will not take a cognitive test as part of his upcoming physical exam. Biden will be first U.S President in history to refuse a cognitive test.
It’s wild how fucking good he is at this
Jon Stewart kicks off The Daily Show's election coverage with a wellness check on America's two chronologically challenged candidates: Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time
Taylor Swift was shown for less than 1% of the entire Super Bowl broadcast 👀 (h/t: u/JPAnalyst/Reddit)
Actress Sydney Sweeney on Martin Ødegaard’s performances recently “He understands rhythm on a natural level. Very few players can play as a primary controller with metronomic efficiency, as well as a box-to-box blood hound with output focus.“