Jimbo @golfballnachos
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It's not even in my top 3 albums called Help. Brb gotta go google something real quick
It's not even in my top 3 albums called Help. Brb gotta go google something real quick
We are the future, Charles, not them
We are the future, Charles, not them
This steno notebook in honor of the fallen homie Gregg. Gonna miss you man
Holy shit, real game changer here, did you know 10% is the same as moving the decimal place once to the left? Fuck
The NFL should excavate a portion of the sidelines so players can kneel even lower during the National Anthem
Gender strikes fear in the hearts of the Catholic Church, British feminists, and Eastern Europe’s authoritarian strongmen. As Judith Butler argues, this terror is loaded with political and cultural significance—and it cannot be reasoned with. thebaffler.com/salvos/gender-…
Not to quibble, but your OP explicitly says coke, not "unknown powdery drug"
Not to quibble, but your OP explicitly says coke, not "unknown powdery drug"
A gallery of monsters. Mass murderers.
A gallery of monsters. Mass murderers.
Weber grill (won it in a work thing) is scheduled for a delivery by Maersk(!) in this and I tried to reschedule and their website told me to get fucked
Honestly can't fucking believe this actually says you're and not your
Honestly can't fucking believe this actually says you're and not your
I think this app may be inflating my perception of how many worthless pieces of shit there are in this world. Bootlickers and genocide apologists and christofascist scum and still with her cowards, it's a bit too much really. And cops
I resisted the urge to pedantically correct a manager who said "heat rises" but inside I was like NO IT DOESN'T YOU IDIOT, HOT AIR RISES
Hit 'Em Up plays:
Lmao
SIC SEMPER MARK ASS B.. @TheGhostOfJohnM
926 Followers 877 Following Contributor @Reductress Fifth degree white belt. I'm a pisces but I'd rather be a killer whale. Mark ass buster free since conception. Followed by Taye Diggs.
JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH
11K Followers 6K Following Cishet, he/him. Dem. Reluctant optimist. Pibble papa. McRib stan. I wear cardigans and write fiction. Take my advice: I'm not using it. ♎️✡️☕️ 🚬
carnell Royale @brokendowndart
2K Followers 1K Following Brought board shorts into fashion mid 80’s. knows the Mexican Elvis- El Vez. Was Mojo Nixon’s neighbor. See my bad art on IG @carnell_royale
Shawn Concord NH @NHWharfRat
1K Followers 2K Following Mostly leftist shitposting reply guy | Old and in the way | Somewhere in NH with a shiba & tuxedo cat (RIP Loki)
AtomicBeet @AtomicBeet
715 Followers 511 Following Block Printing Shirts for the Revolution #NoWarButClassWar #PeopleOverProfit #AntiFascist #ReproductiveFreedom
J. PAUL FETTY @JohnMFMclane
2K Followers 2K Following Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Parody account. $40water19 #cashappinbio
Jimmy VHyde @JimmyVhyde
748 Followers 868 Following there’s 2 things I hate, censorship and swear words
Criag @craigpsutton
3K Followers 2K Following I like dumb things. Comedian, sketch, improv, & game designer. Check out my sketches and stand-up: https://t.co/SdPJmMpBwz
Corhar @Corhar4
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Molly Perky Set 🇵�.. @tweetsandboobs
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Veuve Clicquot DeBarg.. @tk9ersny
379 Followers 329 Following Shawn Carter is nice, but Sean Price is the best. FTP Squad 4 Life. Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй. 🇺🇦
The Leftist Mom 💚�.. @The_LeftistMom
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Elon Musk is a white .. @LisaA311
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Danny @Damian0706
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Rahma Winzer @winz_ra
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Neve Aipopo @n_aipop
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Annie Schisler @AnnSchisl
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Margie Mcelveen @MargMcelve
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SIC SEMPER MARK ASS B.. @TheGhostOfJohnM
926 Followers 877 Following Contributor @Reductress Fifth degree white belt. I'm a pisces but I'd rather be a killer whale. Mark ass buster free since conception. Followed by Taye Diggs.
JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH
11K Followers 6K Following Cishet, he/him. Dem. Reluctant optimist. Pibble papa. McRib stan. I wear cardigans and write fiction. Take my advice: I'm not using it. ♎️✡️☕️ 🚬
carnell Royale @brokendowndart
2K Followers 1K Following Brought board shorts into fashion mid 80’s. knows the Mexican Elvis- El Vez. Was Mojo Nixon’s neighbor. See my bad art on IG @carnell_royale
Shawn Concord NH @NHWharfRat
1K Followers 2K Following Mostly leftist shitposting reply guy | Old and in the way | Somewhere in NH with a shiba & tuxedo cat (RIP Loki)
A.R. Moxon (juliusgoa.. @JuliusGoat
124K Followers 364 Following Would that 't'were so simple. Author of The Revisionaries (2019) and Very Fine People (2024). He/him. The Reframe is my newsletter (see link.)
AtomicBeet @AtomicBeet
715 Followers 511 Following Block Printing Shirts for the Revolution #NoWarButClassWar #PeopleOverProfit #AntiFascist #ReproductiveFreedom
J. PAUL FETTY @JohnMFMclane
2K Followers 2K Following Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Parody account. $40water19 #cashappinbio
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Jimmy VHyde @JimmyVhyde
748 Followers 868 Following there’s 2 things I hate, censorship and swear words
Criag @craigpsutton
3K Followers 2K Following I like dumb things. Comedian, sketch, improv, & game designer. Check out my sketches and stand-up: https://t.co/SdPJmMpBwz
Corhar @Corhar4
2K Followers 2K Following Comedian living on the East Coast/Aspiring Voice Actor /Grandson of Cedric Sneer
Celeste Ng @pronounced_ing
186K Followers 2K Following Fiction writer, science nerd; ex-Clevelander. Embarrassingly sincere. Novels: EVERYTHING I NEVER TOLD YOU; LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE; OUR MISSING HEARTS. She/her.
Molly Perky Set 🇵�.. @tweetsandboobs
12K Followers 3K Following she/her. perfect politics + tits + elder millennial. hastwt safe space.
Veuve Clicquot DeBarg.. @tk9ersny
379 Followers 329 Following Shawn Carter is nice, but Sean Price is the best. FTP Squad 4 Life. Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй. 🇺🇦
The Leftist Mom 💚�.. @The_LeftistMom
6K Followers 6K Following Wife*Mom*Socialist*Punk*Stoner*Bartender 💚🤘#NeverRapists#M4A#ADHD PayPal - Kat1108
Elon Musk is a white .. @LisaA311
5K Followers 2K Following Free Palestine | Give my people healthcare and housing | Alternatively burn it all down
Jessie Earl @jessiegender
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Kate Willett @katewillett
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Serge Gainsbourg @BKWelles
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Paul Blest @pblest
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Danny @Damian0706
14K Followers 15K Following Life long Socialist CWU , Freedom For Palestine, Internationalist, Glasweigan, Celtic FC. Vote Yes To Break The Union.
just maureen 2.0 🍉 @thesewcialist
1K Followers 1K Following she/her, very much a mom, also an artist, master of typos and an ok drummer for a beginner
Ryan Grim @ryangrim
336K Followers 11K Following Author of "The Squad" and "We've Got People." DC bureau chief at The Intercept. Co-host of Counter Points. DM for Signal. Views are my own, not yours.
Emma Berquist @eeberquist
40K Followers 1K Following Author, leftist, final girl. DEVILS UNTO DUST and MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD from Greenwillow/HarperCollins
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114K Followers 3K Following Sporadic at checking @s because of all the sickos New art here and at https://t.co/cdK9S6bBEn If you'd like to support my art — https://t.co/Vdx8Z9JHbU Thanks!
Jesse Hawken @jessehawken
21K Followers 3K Following Son of Earth. Writer/filmmaker. Host and producer of @junkfilterpod. Resident of Bloordale.
Berniegirl No More @Hedgesgurl
20K Followers 14K Following Earn my vote, don’t expect it. #PeopleOverProfit #ChoosePeaceNotWar. There are only 2 sides: The right side and the genocide. 🐈🐈⬛
SHERRIE VON DOOM 🧠 @citizenrobot
3K Followers 3K Following Omnivorous rogue seeks sophisticated souls for erudite discourse & the sickest of burns. If I make you laugh we're friends now — it's the law! #YNWA #ITFDB
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
The Nerdskull, Woke M.. @the_nerd_skull
15K Followers 3K Following Infamous Nerd Culture Opinion-Haver. Queer. Any pronouns. Video Games, Board Games, Anime, Novels. Lefty politics, anti-bullying, anti-harassment.
Suki’s Mom 🔻 @zukosmadre
75K Followers 1K Following “Todos somos pequeños, solo la patria es grande y esta encarcelada”│PR Libre🇵🇷 │ Free Palestine 🇵🇸
The Valley Report @TheValleyReport
29K Followers 10K Following The truth is out there, but this is more amusing.
Ted Cruz Called The F.. @weareronin47
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb
54K Followers 2K Following Jewwwww, Good @Mythical Morning, Emmy Winning #StarWarsShow, Co-Creator of Newsbroke @AJplus. Shill on Frotcast & @PodYourselfAGun and Bad Hasbara @mostmoralpod
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502K Followers 19K Following 5x Billboard comedy chart topper. IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me
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810 Followers 691 Following
Yoni Chanowitz @yoniChanowitz
4K Followers 2K Following Sculptor. Programmer (Javascript, Python). absurdist comedy. i also play D&D PFP from @IlanBlock or @ShmullyWolfson retweets means it's funny Thank hashem.
rebekah @rebekahentralgo
14K Followers 2K Following friend of labor working for the clampdown. sinvergüenza 🇨🇺
Existential Comics (f.. @existentialcoms
418K Followers 171 Following A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. Follow me on bluesky: existentialcomics
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7K Followers 8K Following 🌊💙💚Music in Head 24/7, Humorista, Nerd of many🛎️, Shenanigans, Music, Photography, Kindness 🍓🌷💛
Cyplops @DanLindstrom11
490 Followers 1K Following World ranked Tic Tac Toe player. Music, Sports, (Bruins, Bears & Blue Jays) News.
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thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
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Law Boy @The_Law_Boy
158K Followers 286 Following America's daintiest lawyer. @fivefourpod and @IfBooksPod
Back to admissions tours! Gotta show em our
The judgment of Magneto: defector.com/the-judgment-o…
This is about pubic bones. Imagine growing up and learning this is what your dad was doing rather than having a catch with you.
I’ve never read the book but this is who I would pick
Hmmmmm John Carroll Lynch
we must defend democracy! get in line with genocide or get arrested!
Wokeness.
O.J. Simpson’s official cause of death revealed trib.al/09mRdka
A generation of kids who grew up fearful of guns in their schools are being met by their institutions with guns for protesting against sending guns to another country using them to murder kids. America the beautiful
Sniper on the roof of the IMU. Absolutely unhinged response to a nonviolent encampment by a murderous and paranoid police state.
A good rule of thumb is never elect someone to office who thinks Chapo Trap House is a bigger problem than the death of 40K human beings.
imagine if after the 13th amendment was ratified, but red states kept doing slavery and the president didn’t do anything about it. but a bunch of pundits were like “what, it’s not like he runs those states. the president of a different party can’t do much about that”
I would have been SUCH a good chaperone to an eligible girl during the Regency period. Quietly sitting in a corner, sipping tea, shoving scones in my craw, waiting for him to make a pass at my ward so I could kick him in the nards
No
Is "Help" in your top 3 Beatles albums? 👇🏻 #TheBeatles
I can tell their move right now is to make protesters look like strung out performative radicals as if the thing they are protesting isn’t the end to blowing up trapped starving babies. Everyone can go fuck themselves. Stay steady. You’re so right and amazing.
damn MKUltra really did that work on him huh
My favorite PKD story: He was very popular in France, and some french communists visited him in SF to discuss his work. He was polite but somewhat mystified as to why they thought he was a communist writer. After they left, he reported them to the CIA just to be safe.
We are experiencing a period of collective mass hysteria seen not seen since the early 2ks where every lever of power in the so-called American liberal order are all laser focused on one single thing: Israel must be allowed to massacre as many Palestinians as they wish.
Fascism at home and abroad will get worse I’m told if Biden loses and I think that could be true to some extent but we’re talking about degrees of fascism now. We’re dicing an onion that is gushing blood. Chopping off our own fingers in the process. welcometohellworld.com/a-period-of-co…
If this is your response to someone who is out at a protest getting thrown to the ground by police, I’m certain you are not interested whatsoever in actual solidarity or building power of any kind 👍
taylor swift took down a video illustrating how often she travels on her private jet in a year lmfao
God damn. I knew it was bad, but not this bad.
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