Keitho @keith_saunders
Jazz pianist and expert on household appliances. keithosaunders.com Albany, CA Joined March 2009-
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All of these selfies, but nobody looks that happy - more like nervous that they are presenting the right impression.
You are allowed to start a sentence without using the word, ‘so.’
Drinking coffee, practicing, and watching hockey like a boss.
Ed Sullivan: And now, welcome for the first time ever on an American stage… Beetlejuice!
Planet of the Apes XIII: Attack of the Renegade Orangutans Who Also Whisper Act
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And so, as hump day comes to a close there’s nothing remaining but the humping.
The cake that shall forever remain nameless: Voldecake
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❤️🔥PamsMyth.. @mrsauntiepam
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Ivy 🎤🫦 @vanhopecomedy
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Threw the opp into the particle collider. Watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces. Turned his sorry ass into some data.
58% THC pre-rolled joints rolled in keef got me readin the Book of Revelations. We are indeed close.
@ItalianFiesta Some of those bars were legitimate threats…
not sure if its funny or sad that i'm more excited about a fictional character's birthday over my own.
had a client where i told him he looks like the guy from city hunter and in our next session, he told me he started watching the movie and attended an event of it. same one who said my new haircut is cute. its a shame i kinda fumbled that session but ahh.
I’d put tajin on this tweet if I could
They are holding on for dear life, but new wave of stars about to take over. Bron, KD, Steph, Harden, Kawhi, CP3, etc etc about to be taken behind the shed in a few years, but league seems to be in good hands just means rest of us getting older.
Interesting note from NBA: Anthony Edwards has generated more than 100 million video views across NBA social and digital platforms since the start of the NBA Playoffs trailing only LeBron James with 130M video views) Gained the most IG followers since playoffs started.
*desperate for dick voice* hey
Looking for positivity in the pink. 😉
#NewProfilePic eh, not a frog anymore (for now)
every picture of me has long hair, but I like this one lol 😁
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