The Valley Report @TheValleyReport
The truth is out there, but this is more amusing. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/051… Los Angeles, CA Joined August 2015-
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They call it a ‘vampire facial’ because you get a forever-curse
They call it a ‘vampire facial’ because you get a forever-curse
When your 8 year old nephew flexes his muscles at you
Still holds up redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Fuck…
Trump signs executive order to snag @DonaldTrump handle to replace @realDonaldTrump thevalleyreport.com/2020/05/28/tru…
School security guard accidentally kicks black female student 37 times in the face thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/12/sch…
Tomi Lahren on tattoo: “It’s a reminder of where I came from” (2017) thevalleyreport.com/2017/12/29/tom…
Stepdad feels American deaths worth his hobby of getting too drunk at Applebee’s thevalleyreport.com/2020/05/13/ste…
*yawn*
Jesus distances himself from Christianity after Republicans warp his message beyond recognition thevalleyreport.com/2020/01/01/jes…
Hero dog awarded purple heart for catching bone spurs in combat thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/25/her…
Study links vaping to celibacy thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/22/stu…
Bombshell Republican defense "Do you really want a Mike Pence presidency?" thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/21/bom…
Trump's doctor visit reveals he can afford medical treatment thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/19/tru…
Joe Biden fears marijuana a gateway to excessive Postmates orders thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/18/joe…
Not everyone was booing Trump, some were saying 'boo-urns' thevalleyreport.com/2019/10/28/not…
Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15 thevalleyreport.com/2019/09/02/fam…
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Ban guns not books. @MSNBC_rocks_
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425 Followers 887 Following I set this account up for my son to use tech/social media to get him into the Phenomenon...but alas, it swallowed me💁♂️ 🛸🪱🕳🏍🛹🔩🧪💚🤙
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Ban guns not books. @MSNBC_rocks_
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NiallR @Fumearama
607 Followers 3K Following SAFC, BUF, LAC, darts. Watched exactly 2 shows and listen to ~3 bands. On the spectrum. Kevin Ball called me a well-behaved kid once.They call it a ‘vampire facial’ because you get a forever-curse
Women contract HIV after getting 'vampire facial' at salon #health indiatoday.in/health/story/w…
Tennessee S.T.E.M: Scared Teachers Executing Minors
Tennessee legislators pass bill that would let teachers carry guns in schools nbcnews.com/politics/polit…
For earth day I’m gonna plant my ass on this couch
That’s just her silent partner
Police in Brazil have detained a woman suspected of wheeling a dead man, who she said was her uncle, to a bank to withdraw a four-figure loan. #9News nine.social/EWo
Someone tell her ‘illegal aliens’ are not actually from outer space Apple.co/valleyboys
Marjorie Taylor Greene demands space lasers to combat migrants newsweek.com/marjorie-taylo…
Not the extra carats they asked for
Jason Kelce lost Eagles Super Bowl ring in pool of chili abc7.la/4aZCNpD
Aaron Rodgers is the Kanye of sports Apple.co/valleyboys
Aaron Rodgers says AIDS was created by the US government, as a "blueprint" seemingly to make Anthony Fauci rich. No, none of that is true. But now, millions of Americans will believe it. 🤦♂️ outsports.com/2024/4/17/2409…
So he’s always been a little off
John Wayne Bobbitt loses all his toes due to Camp Lejeune contaminated water 30 years after wife Lorena infamously cut off his penis: report trib.al/Lymc5j3
That’s part of the show when you fly the Greyhound Bus of the Sky
Spirit Airlines flier was ‘cussing, growling’ at passengers before she was dragged off flight during viral meltdown trib.al/EPmVtMm
Task failed successfully: can’t pay child support from prison
Kentucky man admits to faking own death to avoid paying child support dlvr.it/T5DTvZ
Finally, an ending that fits
OJ Simpson dead at 76 after cancer battle trib.al/TV72zEv
You’d think Germany would be a little nicer after that one rejected artist
German art museum fires worker for hanging his own painting in gallery theguardian.com/world/2024/apr…
MAGA: My Assets Gone Away
New York Attorney General Leticia James has now officially confirmed that the seizure of Trump’s assets will begin on March 25.
When your 8 year old nephew flexes his muscles at you
Holy SHIT Shane Gillis.I thought he’d talk a little more about the ‘situation’ but he didn’t need to because he was too busy killing it
Plz check out Valley Boys Podcast and give it a good rating if you like it, or a bad one if you hate it Apple: Apple.co/valleyboys Spotify: spoti.fi/32x7Qvz
Perfect for the high school coke dealer who wants to be a noise complaint in human form
That’s one way to get around Netflix cracking down on password sharing
UK cops watched Netflix, lifted weights at missing woman’s home: ‘Not very professional’ trib.al/L4BSF8G
White power bottom
SENTENCED: A gay adult film star and Proud Boys member from Pasco County will spend two years in prison for assaulting police at the Jan. 6 Capitol riot. STORY: bit.ly/3HVE9W4
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