Trent Reznor Ramon @fuzzybritches
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Mike said that tonight is a "big game" for the Knicks
Mike said that tonight is a "big game" for the Knicks
He's gonna play, but he needs his excuse for when they lose
He's gonna play, but he needs his excuse for when they lose
Knicks by 87
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
I mean, you can just do this anyways. Just say, "hey, let's throw $20 on this game of pop a shot".
I mean, you can just do this anyways. Just say, "hey, let's throw $20 on this game of pop a shot".
[nodding sagely] the sausage of theseus, yes
[nodding sagely] the sausage of theseus, yes
Knicks gotta be on high alert tonight. Elimination game for the Sixers so you know Embid is gonna be in full temper tantrum mode. Lets get out of this one in one piece
Not surprised by what happened to the Lakers... once you've won the NBA In-Season Tournament I don't even know why you'd care about winning a championship
Was there any doubt Murray was making that shot?
Let’s all take this opportunity to revisit one of the greatest setups and punchlines ever
Let’s all take this opportunity to revisit one of the greatest setups and punchlines ever https://t.co/HxHxmJv9eV
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even when they're supposedly ashamed of harvard they gotta tell you three times in three sentences that they went to harvard. twice
even when they're supposedly ashamed of harvard they gotta tell you three times in three sentences that they went to harvard. twice
Probably.
Probably. https://t.co/lxHSXq7AKI
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I might go as far as to call anybody with a Yankees jersey with a name on the back a barbarian with no respect for the team or the game itself. Anybody with a Tom Brady baseball jersey is a whole list of things we can’t print here.
I might go as far as to call anybody with a Yankees jersey with a name on the back a barbarian with no respect for the team or the game itself. Anybody with a Tom Brady baseball jersey is a whole list of things we can’t print here.
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@fuzzybritches Sixers fans are telling me if we were a real contender I wouldn't be so worried about it. Such fucking coping going on
see, this is why we must keep the memory of pimp c alive. clearly, kendrick hates what drake stands for. he's not hating drake's success. he hates drake's very constitution. his essence. not who he is. *what* he is.
@xxxAvocat @bomani_jones I think the rapping is good, my problem was the subject...I thought he had legitimate reasons for hating, he is just a hater
Sorry for QTing but yeah, for everybody who says "Oh this app is doing fine!" it used to be a LOT harder to see fecal matter like this in the replies and now all you gotta do is pay a billionaire a small fee and it's near the top of any given post
@C_Sommerfeldt This isn't a professional baseball team, let them get juiced if that's what it takes to be competent in a fight against feral blacks.
The Embiid discourse will end when he does the honorably thing: play an absolute stinker at MSG tonight
I was watching this live in a bar in upstate New York that was obviously mostly Yankees fans and my college roommate who was and is a diehard. Red Sox fan simply put his head down, lit up a cigarette, walked outside and just stood on the deck of the bar, staring into space.
Mariano Rivera collapses on the mound after Aaron Boone’s walk off home run in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS.
It’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyy”
Jennifer Lawrence on Amy Schumer to Variety: “Amy’s choice to use her voice to speak for justice puts her under immense fire. I wouldn’t say she navigates it so much as she throws her middle fingers up and walks away from negative comments like a gas station fire in a Michael…
The Greg Monroe -9 in 1:41 of action in Game 7 vs Toronto is still the most spectacular thing I’ve ever seen
J. Cole was smart to sim the rest of the game and just get on up out of there.
@fuzzybritches Yeah I mean it's part heavy cope, part ignorance, and it's fine. But yeah, Knick fans ride or die no matter what. It's exactly why the celebrations/packing road arenas keeps happening. We've been waiting.
Really no point in engaging with this stuff, but there's never a bad time to bring up the time I went to a Knicks-Jazz game in 2016 and a packed MSG chanted DER-RICK WILL-IAMS
No he scores 50 in a game, has a bad game to go down 3-1, and greases the skids with more excuses before a potential close out game. A dirty loser of a player 🤷🏽♂️
@yc Guy scores 50 in a game then has a bad game and the lights are too bright…. Ok
“Years from now, when it is accepted that I have been correct about all of this,” is something I think Vonnegut would write
Eve Fartlow did ***a lot*** of cocaine last night
It took a long time but Ewing is probably properly respected now with more time away and information…even after you put aside Jordan he still ran into some buzzsaws, doesn’t mean he isn’t an all-time great
@yc Ewing Theory always blows my mind b/c it is based entirely on the Knicks winning 3 of 4 games against the Pacers in 1999 before getting annihilated by a team with two Hall of Fame big men in the next round. Every time it comes up in earnest I want to walk into the sea.
What the hell are you ever talking about???
@yc Knicks fans have to be most insecure I have ever seen up 3-1
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