Nancy is looking for sunshine @formeryooper62
Mom of two adults, social worker, staff to one scardy cat. Living in the Lower, only miss the UP in the summer In Michigan...somewhere Joined January 2014-
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Twitter, I have a favor to ask. One of the techs at Hot Vet's office has been diagnosed with ovarian cancer and it must be urgently removed. The problem is that she's 20, she has no family to help her, she's had no time to save for this, and her disability insurance refuses to…
46 years ago today, Steve Martin hosted SNL and debuted his new hit record. King Tut
I had really liked a puzzle that I saw in Montana, Howe what I really like was the picture. He remembered the picture, got it with a frame about 5 months later.
I had really liked a puzzle that I saw in Montana, Howe what I really like was the picture. He remembered the picture, got it with a frame about 5 months later.
Yes. Dumbest thing I ever did.
6. have you ever gone back to an ex?
Ignoring the red flags, because you wanna see the good in people, will cost you later
"It's not all men, but it is all women".......that sums it up. It's true that not all men are dangerous, but all women still have to take extra steps to stay safe in our everyday lives because there is so much violence against women. Violence against women is just one reason…
Resentment is an unpleasant feeling but important information. Resentment might mean you need to set a boundary. It might mean some of your needs aren't being met. It might mean a conversation needs to happen or a change needs to be made. But it doesn't make you a "bad person."
I like to call them quirks. 😅
Ryan Gosling says goodbye to Ken by singing a rendition of “All Too Well” with Emily Blunt. “If I said I was doing fine, you know I’d be lying. Because I was just Ken and now I’m just Ryan”
I know McDonald's gets a lot of hate, but their hash browns are awesome. It's been awhile since I have had one and the one I got this morning was perfect.
Hillside Manor Apartments in San Antonio has chosen to seal in several thousand bats using spray insulation. This is psychopath behavior, and will smell HORRID, so I hope the tenants are ready for that. Please RT and/or contact per info below! @News4SA @ExpressNews @satxnews
"Out there in the spotlight you're a million miles away Every ounce of energy you try to give away As the sweat pours out your body like the music that you play" #LiveBullet // bobseger.lnk.to/LiveBullet/
Just one week left until our Special General Election on Tuesday, April 16! Thanks to my future colleague, Rep. Kristian Grant for joining me today to #GOTV #VoteForMai
I have to wear my eclipse glasses either under or over my regular glasses. Which makes me have double vision, so I see two eclipses for the price of one. #ec
🐾 Need a break from the stress? Come meet the adorable therapy dogs at Wayne State's School of Social Work! 🐶 Join us on April 10th for some furry cuddles and relaxation. Don't miss out on this pawsitively wonderful event!
This is my fourth attempt to clean off my late husband's desk. I will get further this time because the zoo is collecting electronics in a couple weeks. If he doesn't care for this idea he can come back and let me know himself.
Scott Dworkin @funder
1.1M Followers 89K Following Co-Founder @TheDemCoalition. @DworkinReport & @DworkinWeekly.
Michigan GOP Watch @MiMagaWatch
14K Followers 9K Following Renowned MiGOP pundit | US Army, 3rd Infantry Division Veteran | Marine Dad
The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller
207K Followers 132K Following ALWAYS YELL THE TRUTH. Lifting up voices and shining a light on injustices in Tennessee. (DM with story tips!) CASH APP $TNHoller or CHIP IN at the link👇🏽
chris evans @notcapnamerica
212K Followers 5K Following ✊🏽🏳️🌈 Small business owner. Receipts provider 🧾 Movie live-tweeter. business inquiries: [email protected]
Dr Tracey Lynn Perez .. @DrTraceyK
8K Followers 4K Following Generating, synthesizing, & translating health systems knowledge to action in global communities. Professor @USUHealthSci. Veteran. Gold Star Wife. Army Mom
Indivisible Michigan @IndivisibleMich
8K Followers 6K Following We are an independent force for progressive change in Michigan. Tweets by a corps of dedicated Michiganders. Rogue af and proud of it.
Dave Gifford @DE_Gifford
6K Followers 3K Following Promoting public transit in Detroit at @TransitGuideDET. Husband, father, foster parent, musician, advocate for safer streets.
Fabiola Pennington @FabiolaPen17197
77 Followers 492 Following
Samuel jobe☦️ @samuelljobee
227 Followers 3K Following Psalm 9:18 For the needy shall not always be forgotten, and the hope of the poor shall not perish forever.🙏🏾✝️🤍
Felix the Bengal Cat�.. @felixbengalcat
779 Followers 2K Following Short videos&pictures of Felix the Bengal cat. Check out his Linktree to find his YouTube, TikTok, or the Etsy store (donates 25% to rescues) he's a mascot for.
Elon 𝕏 @el0nreeve1
31 Followers 482 Following
Greg Chandler @gcnewsman
2K Followers 4K Following Follower of Jesus. Journalist/sportscaster. Dork. Suicide loss survivor. Bat chaser. Tap dancer. Tweets about sports, mental health, suicide prevention, faith.
Elon musk @elon_musk_843
27 Followers 578 Following
Shirley Allen @Shirley_Allenfx
227 Followers 1K Following 🆓BITCOIN ACCT MANAGER ENTREPRENEUR 🇺🇸BITCOIN DEALER |~PROF FX TRADER 🏆10 YEARS TRADING EXPERIENCE 💰HOW TO MAKE OVER $25,000 💼 INTERESTED ADD
𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads
46K Followers 9K Following english lit & history grad | book reviewer | crochet artist | dog mom | probably thrifting or planning my next trip 📖🏛️🌿
Becker @Becker529530991
1 Followers 567 Following
Dr Christine Highfill @mchighfill
115 Followers 250 Following Social Work PhD researcher of military-connected domestic abuse.
JH (Jim Harbaugh) @writeclimbrun
49K Followers 53K Following writer. fae legal scholar. aphantasiac.
MrPuckett @TwoPucketts
6K Followers 5K Following New to Minneapolis from Nashville, I have an 18 year old blind dog that does 10ks and two marathon running shelter dogs.
Maya Maya @MayaMaya12142
408 Followers 5K Following Dream: I hope to achieve financial freedom and travel around the world before I am 40 years old💪👌✍️
Gary Alexander @6706Gary
46 Followers 1K Following
Marcolamin1 @marcolamin1
494 Followers 7K Following
Mykhailo Bodashka @MykhailoBodashk
121 Followers 1K Following Glory to Ukraine🇺🇦, We stand strong💪 till the end where we shall kick of the dictators 🇷🇺and be victorious
maye musk @maye_musk_67
137 Followers 3K Following Bestselling international Author #WomanMakesAPlan 📖 Doctor of Diabetic 🧑🎓 supermodel 😉💃 #ItsGreatToBe75 Agents
Ryan Melton @melton4iowa
5K Followers 5K Following Democratic Party candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives in Iowa’s 4th CD in ‘22 and ‘24. He/him. A non-corporate, progressive Democrat.
like the bird @billdove5
134 Followers 906 Following it’s important to have a bio here to separate yourself from the x-rated bots, crypto scammers, and government propaganda amplifiers.
⚜Harley Robertso.. @kittenhawk1
3K Followers 5K Following Independent Revolutionary (Acc. to George Orwell) She/Her Constitutionalist Universal Healthcare #ERANow #2A https://t.co/vo5VITMWRt #MoreCivics
ᒪᎥǤᕼ丅 ᑭᗩ.. @Mike__A___
858 Followers 5K Following Game Developer AND Top 5 Host Subscribe to my Youtube
YSUBassoon @BassoonYsu
1K Followers 3K Following #CPhT, former med hxian, founder of the MedTwitter Dad Joke Council. 💉💉💉💉💉 3M Aura N95s are my preferred mask in all indoor settings. (She/her) 🏳️🌈
BeeGeeCee @smurfmonster
794 Followers 2K Following Dog mom, wife, small business owner. Love my @Capitals 🏒 ❤️💙 @Commanders 🏈❤️💛 @OregonFootball 🏈💚💛#BlackLivesMatter #LoveWins 💞 Be kind to others 🙏💙
Managing Assistant to.. @perannieJG
675 Followers 3K Following Only Official Twitter OF @BobSeger Managing Assistant. part of his team………BS
zilla @zilla349155
20 Followers 303 Following
Manager_of_jason momo.. @tomrichard53
83 Followers 770 Following Hi, this is manager team of jason momoa on fraudulent activities, file a Report to me if you have been scammed by an imposter claiming to be Jason Momoa
Keanu Reeves 🌐 @KeanuReeve1841
499 Followers 2K Following Please be warned,this account is only meant for families & friends and also my die hard fans. My management email is below 👇 [email protected]
Steve Descano is not .. @DescanoIsFake
653 Followers 5K Following This political commentary page is about @SteveDescano’s hypocrisy in reforming the @FairfaxCountyCA’s office, among other topics.
Emil Lucas (Trevor) @emil__lucas
159 Followers 927 Following For me everyday seems like a new mission to break through obstacle's and conquer the world‼️ What can't kill you would definitely make you stronger 🏋️🏋️.
Michael Cowell @MichaelCow75343
21 Followers 1K Following I protect my peace, single and always love to be around positive people.
Brooks k @brooks_972
269 Followers 3K Following A heart attack survivor, retired from trucking and works in farming. Winner of the $1M Powerball lottery! I'm helping the society with credit card debts
Richard Marx @RichardMar58371
15 Followers 626 Following Songwriter/Performer/Recording Artist/ Producer/Author
Sophie Dee @Sophiedee515
19 Followers 358 Following Make attempts to claims your Dreaming winnings with PCH in a moment
Elonmuskfanpage @Elonmuskfa53042
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Jason momoa @momoa_jaso43966
2 Followers 144 Following
Baboucarr saidy @baboucarrsaid1
130 Followers 2K Following
Balajo @Balajo189
277 Followers 4K Following Believe in life, love and equality. religion is for civilization and not for division. We are all one so let's respect our difference
Barry maniow page/ se.. @maniowpvt
24 Followers 895 Following page/communication management data protocol cyber security personnel I am not Barry maniow beware of scam
Donna @Donna08958733
4K Followers 4K Following I am an optimist and a retired RN. I love my family first and foremost. I’m proud to be a Michigander! #VoteBlue! I believe in equal rights for everyone!
Gary McCoy @garymccoysf
2K Followers 4K Following Political Director @TeamPelosi | Alice Dems | Milk Club | HealthRIGHT 360 VP | Abstinent Recovery & Harm Reduction Advocate | Husband & Dog Dad 🏳️🌈
Nerdfighters Against .. @NftwtAgainstTB
1K Followers 2K Following #PeopleOverProfits a place for Nerdfighters on Twitter to organize and fight to #EndTB. Created & run by @Nicholeeze1 Email at: [email protected]
Leslie D 🟦🇺🇸.. @lesliedana1
8K Followers 9K Following @lesliedana1 #Resistance #VOTE Blue. Love Rescue Dogs,Cooking,Good Books. Artist,Entrepreneur https://t.co/CEwN8835d0…?
mythili01 @mialuvsoned
257 Followers 2K Following Until that flower wilts, you don't know that love is timely.
Helen Lino @HelenL435156
124 Followers 1K Following
Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell
1.5M Followers 12K Following Husband | Dad to Nelson, Cricket & Hank | Congressman |@HouseJudiciary @HomelandDems | social media policy:https://t.co/47CTxGuV0o | #EndGunViolence
The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse
416K Followers 1K Following *I didn’t pay for that damn checkmark* “A Twitter rando” - Rolling Stone mag. Possible CIA operative according to OAN. Writer. Photographer. Father.
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior
230K Followers 321 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
Fred Wellman @FPWellman
323K Followers 6K Following Democracy advocate. Army combat veteran. Host of @OnDemocracyPod on @MeidasTouch and Substack. National Chairman Forgotten Democrats. Didn’t pay Elmo.
Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow
248K Followers 5K Following Michigan State Senate Majority Whip | @NotreDame | @raywert's ginger half | Noa's mom
Charlotte Clymer 🇺.. @cmclymer
392K Followers 7K Following Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. She. Jesus fan. |Rep: @lynnjohnstonlit | @GUPolitics | [email protected] | subscribe: https://t.co/zZjhwNRmqL #BLM
Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik
120K Followers 831 Following Architecture, Art, and Design from the Midwest | Subscribe on Patreon: https://t.co/DJqLP7OoZM | Contact at [email protected]
Caroline Orr Bueno, P.. @RVAwonk
430K Followers 3K Following ~@[email protected]~ Behavioral Scientist. Postdoc @ UMD. “Epistemic Superpredator.” Studying disinformation, cognitive security, crises. Opinions are mine.
Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
596K Followers 19K Following Founder of @MomsDemand, Co-founder @Everytown / Board @emergeamerica / Substack https://t.co/yuv4tlDRne
Michigan GOP Watch @MiMagaWatch
14K Followers 9K Following Renowned MiGOP pundit | US Army, 3rd Infantry Division Veteran | Marine Dad
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
489K Followers 20K Following comedian, actor, broadcaster & recovering cynic * SiriusXM #127 M-F * - Our podcast is daily on stitcher, Google, & https://t.co/qLUPII4L3V
Isaac @WorldofIsaac
84K Followers 2K Following Andy Isaac: I am the Sausage King of Detroit. [email protected] #Faturday forever and always
Courtney Milan 🦖 @courtneymilan
69K Followers 1K Following I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. ISU anti. She/her.
Preet Bharara @PreetBharara
1.7M Followers 3K Following Patriotic American & proud immigrant. @Springsteen fan. Banned by Putin, fired by Trump. Former US Atty, SDNY. Host of "Stay Tuned" https://t.co/IwHmWQ1bDj
Stonekettle @Stonekettle
215K Followers 2K Following Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey
Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter
360K Followers 17K Following OB/GYN, appropriately confident, lasso of truth, Canadian Spice, I speak for no one but me. The Vagina Bible. Menopause Manifesto. New book: Blood 🩸
Governor Gretchen Whi.. @GovWhitmer
541K Followers 533 Following 49th Governor of Michigan. Proud mom.
Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald
483K Followers 3K Following Senior Investigative Editor, The Conversation. NYT bestselling author, veteran of NYT & Newsweek. On Post dot news, my account name is the same as it is here.
Dr Tracey Lynn Perez .. @DrTraceyK
8K Followers 4K Following Generating, synthesizing, & translating health systems knowledge to action in global communities. Professor @USUHealthSci. Veteran. Gold Star Wife. Army Mom
CrashCourse @TheCrashCourse
173K Followers 67 Following We make free, high-quality educational videos used by students, teachers, and learners of all kinds.
Dear Hank & John @dearhankandjohn
28K Followers 32 Following A comedy podcast in which @johngreen and @hankgreen answer questions, give dubious advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon!
Senator Dayna Polehan.. @SenPolehanki
22K Followers 3K Following State Senator, Michigan. Majority Caucus Chair & Education Cmte Chair. Former English teacher for ~20 years. 2X Teacher of the Year. Personal account.
OneMacomb @WeAreOneMacomb
1K Followers 1K Following Strengthening community relations, arts and cultural affairs.
TheLatestKate @tlkateart
63K Followers 63 Following Artist, anxious person, creator of Thera-pets cards! thelatestkate @ gmail
Surprised Eel Histori.. @greenleejw
36K Followers 270 Following Surprised historian, not surprised eels. Doctor of Medieval History. Talkin' 'bout eels, maps, my kids & my dog. Maps on commission: https://t.co/ZmGIhKXK52
BarbByrum @BarbByrum
21K Followers 9K Following Ingham County Clerk, Election Geek, Mom, LEO Wife, MSU Spartan 💚, Runner 🏃🏼♀️& Former MI State Legislator 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ she/her
Ben Mainka @BenMainka
5K Followers 2K Following Superintendent of Novi Community School District. Believer, Husband, Father, Learner, Transformational Leader, Child Advocate, Teacher Supporter.
Simon Rosenberg @SimonWDC
156K Followers 6K Following Political Strategist, Commentator, Hopium Purveyor | NDN, DNC, DCCC, Clinton War Room, ABC News | Slava Ukraini! | Other places - https://t.co/Fy9PYAL934
Hörður Kristleifsso.. @h0rdur
13K Followers 67 Following Artistic Photographer & Hiking Enthusiast - Born and raised in Iceland 🇮🇸 // © All content posted is copyrighted
Carissa @CarissasNewLife
19K Followers 1K Following ex-IFB bisexual writer who likes to talk about religious trauma, theology, sexuality, and pets | she/her 💅 Featured by @TODAYshow and @becreativemag_
Lacy @xLittleLacyx
705 Followers 804 Following The spirit of a cranky old man. Get off my lawn. Moonlights as an ethereal being.
Ellen Fuoto @emf1947
1K Followers 514 Following I’ve been to all seven continents and 49 states. Delaware, I’m coming for you next.
Onion Weigher 𓄽 �.. @onionweigher
59K Followers 5K Following § 1032. Onion weigher - An onion weigher is appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
Michelle Panchuk @MichellePanchuk
2K Followers 481 Following Associate professor of philosophy, writing about religious trauma and feminist philosophy of religion. she/her
Ari Murray @arihappywick
20K Followers 568 Following Chief Growth Officer @sharmabrands, Resident Shopper @ Go-to-Millions (read by 50,145 marketers) 🧙♀️The Marketing Millennials wife, Talks about DTC
James Lucas @JamesLucasIT
345K Followers 9K Following Beauty is truth, truth beauty; that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS
565K Followers 274 Following ER Doctor | Resuscitation | Airway | Cardiovascular Emergencies | ECGs | Emergency Radiology | Trauma | Critical Care | #FOAMed | Patient Advocate
Darren Maher Lalor @DarrenLalor
2K Followers 239 Following “I can’t be the only one who thinks he looks like David Tennant” - Everyone
NE Ohio Regional Sewe.. @neorsd
62K Followers 3K Following sewers are the original social media network. yes we are the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District. Customer Service: 216 881-8247
Team Andy HQ @TeamAndyHQ
703 Followers 194 Following The grassroots team electing @AndyKimNJ to the U.S. Senate!
Amy Colleen @sewistwrites
11K Followers 1K Following Christian, writer, married @Hubby2SewWrites. Humor, historical fashion, "several niche accts in a trench coat." Will turn anything into a Jane Austen reference.
Linda Watson @theLindashow
2K Followers 2K Following I like what I like and what I like is love. Romance reader and vintage romance collector. My bookshelves that are organized by color annoy people.
AFC Wimbledon @AFCWimbledon
90K Followers 669 Following The Dons 💛💙 | Get involved using #AFCW 📲 | Ticket enquiries/queries @AFCWTickets 🎟️
MDOT Rail @MDOT_Rail
5K Followers 17 Following Tweets from the Michigan Department of Transportation about freight and passenger rail in Michigan. Please call 911 to report emergencies.
John Green @sportswithjohn
206K Followers 224 Following Author of The Fault in Our Stars and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Fan of Liverpool FC. Part-owner and longtime sponsor of AFC Wimbledon
Gráinne Blumenthal @ThatOneWhoSings
5K Followers 779 Following Actress. Singer. Director. Artist. Comedian??? Cofounder of @UnamusedTheatre. I eat food on @thetrychannel 💙 She/her/hers
Aidan Greene @GreeneScreen
1K Followers 348 Following Comedian. Writer. Stutterer. Coeliac prince. FB: AidanGreeneComedy IG: GreeneScreen he/him Agent: @LRComedy
Emily Busch @EmilyCBusch
6K Followers 2K Following Mom. Gun safety advocate. Michigander. Candidate for Congress in MI-10, running to unseat John James and fight for your kids just as hard as I do my own.
Omnivore Books @omnivorebooks
26K Followers 1K Following The one and only culinary bookshop in the Bay Area, with thousands of new and vintage titles
Jay Black @jayblackisfunny
51K Followers 945 Following Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster. https://t.co/yWzwuvbhdX if you wanna watch me do standup or visit my other socials.
Great Lake Jumper @TheRealDtox
12K Followers 3K Following Dan O’Conor-Jumping into Lake Michigan Daily since June 13, 2020. Cameo: greatlakejumper. Instagram: Danielt.oc . Live Music Fanatic.
Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA
116K Followers 0 Following I’m here to explain myself. #parody Team Mt. St. Helen’s store ⬇️
Concerned Citizen �.. @Seanphicks
4K Followers 5K Following Macomb County, MI. #LGBTQ #grassroots activism. My views are my own. #MI09. Politics. It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light
Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot
748 Followers 534 Following Satire inspired by the greatness of @dougjballoon but localized to one midwestern newspaper's opinion and editorial section. RTs = enthusiastic endorsements.
Tin Lizzie @LizLovesDetroit
694 Followers 1K Following It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it. Upton Sinclair
None But The Brave Sp.. @NBTBPodcast
6K Followers 130 Following The #Springsteen Podcast For The True Aficionado. Part of the @streamevergreen Network. #SpringsteenTour2023 Co-hosts: @bullmarketent and @FlynnMcLean
Senator John Fetterma.. @SenFettermanPA
171K Followers 74 Following United States Senator fighting for the people of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
Taurus @TaurusWorld_
27K Followers 33 Following It's a taurus world✨|| Follow me for Daily #TAURUS quotes || Get free numerology reading ➡️ https://t.co/tdNFSmmlnK
Duolingo @duolingo
851K Followers 539 Following Free education for the world. Available on Android, iOS, and the web.
💥 Nurse D, Nurshit.. @TakeThatNurses
18K Followers 9K Following Left of liberal. Supporter of neither party. Maybe let’s stop killing people for profit, idk.
Jay Wamsted @JayWamsted
16K Followers 1K Following Middle school teacher wrestling w/ middle age. Writes, mostly about teachers: @ajc @BitterSouth @Edu_Post @edutopia @Harvard_Ed_Pub @educationweek @TEDx
Polar Habits 🐻�.. @PolarHabits
930 Followers 1 Following Guilt-free habit tracker—build lasting habits without the guilt of broken streaks. https://t.co/0NOevKNK7w, built by @merott.
Keweenaw Bay, Lake Su.. @Keweenaw_Bay
340 Followers 189 Following I am a 22 mile long bay on Lake Superior, sitting between two peninsulas, located in the Upper Peninsula.
Dhruv Srinivasachar M.. @TheRealDSrini
3K Followers 2K Following PGY-3 @WMUMedicine #MedPeds. @VCU MD'21/@PittBioE '15. @Jeopardy Champ. Union activist. Aspiring MP Hospitalist. Random cute animals often steal my keyboard.
Tom Anderson @myspacetom
363K Followers 715 Following Enjoying the good life / New Hobbies: Surfing, Architecture-Design, Photography, Golf
Well that’s one way to describe matching into a pediatrics residency and failing out less than halfway through.
Students protested segregation—cops violently responded. Students protested Vietnam War—cops violently responded. Students protested Iraq War—police violently responded. Students now protest the Gaza siege—cops are violently responding. In each case—history proves students right
Honored to have met a true hero & national treasure this morning. Dr. Fauci embodies what public service is supposed to mean — & I’m so deeply grateful for all he has done to keep us safe & healthy.
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
Go ahead and ask him. Hey @theford, how do you like being married to me? Considering the fact that I’ve saved his life multiple times in the last month, I suspect he’s pretty happy with things, but you’re welcome to ask him yourself.
@MEHtheNurseTwin “I’m happily married with a husband that meets my every desire” 😂😂😂😂 thanks for let to my me know. He’s probably miserable.
This is what happens when you forget to submit in writing, in triplicate, a letter requesting permission to visit the western flank of MeanCat’s lands.
Last weekend, I was besieged in my own house for 4 days by these stray dogs before Richland County Animal "Care' caught them. Even though I was well within my rights, I did not shoot them. I certainly have the means and the skill to do so. @KristiNoem is evil.
Does anyone happen to be missing 3 very aggressive dogs near Cedar Creek SC? They charged me barking and snapping. My neighbor, a retired LEO, encouraged me to shoot them. I declined. If these are your dogs, message me now 'cause Richard County is coming to get them tomorrow.
When your mom isn’t looking so you put an item in the cart
Bit of personal news. We’ve officially closed on our house in Montgomery County MD. 10 min drive down New Hampshire Ave puts us in the heart of DC. We’ve got 3 acres which is super rare in this area. Couldn’t be happier. PA chapter is over which is bittersweet.
You don’t know why you’re exhausted? You’re fighting a war inside your own head every single day and if that’s not exhausting, I don’t know what is
went to couple’s therapy & made the offhand comment my parents suggested I go on the Atkins diet w them when I was in middle school. our therapist brought it up later & said, “that hit me right in the chest—I’m so sorry” I felt like I was 13 again only seen—it was heartbreaking.
“When I came out as trans to my Dad, he asked, ‘Do you have a black suit and a blue suit?’ I said, ‘I have a black suit.’ He said, ‘Well I need to buy you a blue one then, because every man needs both.’ It was the greatest gift he could give—space for me to bloom.” - Tiq Milan
Happy #Caturday @LouDPhillips
GUYS I JUST GOT MY OFFICIAL PROMOTION OFFER TO BE A MID LEVEL AEROSPACE ENGINEER AND MOVING TO SEATTLE CAN I GET A MF HELL YEAH !!!!
My husband got off work at 5 and immediately asked if he could take me to the book store and dinner and after we ate he pulled up to Ulta and said “I know my baby needs a few things” so if you need me I’ll be sitting on his face sorry
So I just learned I have a SEVERE vitamin D deficiency 😂 anyone else? How much vitamin D should I even take? My doctor messaged me via MyChart and said to start a supplement but didn’t say how much 😅
At the Chattanooga Farmers market. I'll live tweet everything I'm eating.
Kristi Noem killed her 14 month old puppy simply because it annoyed her
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